Captain Kink
@capnkink.bsky.social
You’re friendly neighbourhood kinkster.
No posts/photo/followers in common = blocked; let’s not do that.
No posts/photo/followers in common = blocked; let’s not do that.
I may have treated myself to a new helmet too
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I may have treated myself to a new helmet too
About Comicon today…and my “Not ‘Lego Master Builder’ but ‘Leather Master Builder’” cosplay. Many people asked and laughed once they got it - especially Neil Newbon!
Big thanks to @mrriegillio.bsky.social for speeding the accessories to me in time for the big day.
Big thanks to @mrriegillio.bsky.social for speeding the accessories to me in time for the big day.
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
About Comicon today…and my “Not ‘Lego Master Builder’ but ‘Leather Master Builder’” cosplay. Many people asked and laughed once they got it - especially Neil Newbon!
Big thanks to @mrriegillio.bsky.social for speeding the accessories to me in time for the big day.
Big thanks to @mrriegillio.bsky.social for speeding the accessories to me in time for the big day.
Why yes, I did turn a Lego sort and store head into a wearable helmet with a Dremel (never used before) and hot glue gun.
Just call me Anthea!
Later you’ll see the full Comicon Pun-centric Look (once my friend passes me me 3D printed accessories)
Just call me Anthea!
Later you’ll see the full Comicon Pun-centric Look (once my friend passes me me 3D printed accessories)
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Why yes, I did turn a Lego sort and store head into a wearable helmet with a Dremel (never used before) and hot glue gun.
Just call me Anthea!
Later you’ll see the full Comicon Pun-centric Look (once my friend passes me me 3D printed accessories)
Just call me Anthea!
Later you’ll see the full Comicon Pun-centric Look (once my friend passes me me 3D printed accessories)
It’s not quite sunk in that I go to a ComiCon tomorrow!
Or that I’m making my first cosplay the night before, with tools I’ve never used before, with just a rough thought in my mind and a fucktonne of gay audacity.
Or that I’m making my first cosplay the night before, with tools I’ve never used before, with just a rough thought in my mind and a fucktonne of gay audacity.
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It’s not quite sunk in that I go to a ComiCon tomorrow!
Or that I’m making my first cosplay the night before, with tools I’ve never used before, with just a rough thought in my mind and a fucktonne of gay audacity.
Or that I’m making my first cosplay the night before, with tools I’ve never used before, with just a rough thought in my mind and a fucktonne of gay audacity.
I’d very much like to drop 4 inches off my true waist (around belly button) in 4 months.
Is this achievable, and how‽
Yours sincerely
A panicked homosexual performer with a penchant for pizza.
Is this achievable, and how‽
Yours sincerely
A panicked homosexual performer with a penchant for pizza.
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I’d very much like to drop 4 inches off my true waist (around belly button) in 4 months.
Is this achievable, and how‽
Yours sincerely
A panicked homosexual performer with a penchant for pizza.
Is this achievable, and how‽
Yours sincerely
A panicked homosexual performer with a penchant for pizza.
Just feeling like shit today.
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Just feeling like shit today.
So unfeasibly exhausted at the moment it’s not even funny.
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So unfeasibly exhausted at the moment it’s not even funny.
At work, when people mention AI being used I’ve started querying if they mean “Artificial Intelligence” or “Actual Idiots”
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
At work, when people mention AI being used I’ve started querying if they mean “Artificial Intelligence” or “Actual Idiots”
Found this whilst looking for a different sofa…not sure if it’s ’too busy’ or ‘just busy enough’
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Found this whilst looking for a different sofa…not sure if it’s ’too busy’ or ‘just busy enough’
Another musical put to bed…time for a little hedgerow sloe gin to end that chapter.
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Another musical put to bed…time for a little hedgerow sloe gin to end that chapter.
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🔥 SMITIZEN Black Friday Lucky Draw is LIVE!
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November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
🔥 SMITIZEN Black Friday Lucky Draw is LIVE!
Biggest Sale of the Year + 10 New Arrivals + Surprises Await!
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🖤 Don’t miss our once-a-year Black Friday Sale
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Biggest Sale of the Year + 10 New Arrivals + Surprises Await!
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🖤 Don’t miss our once-a-year Black Friday Sale
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I wonder what’s happening in the “Fractured States of Trump” (formerly known as the USA) today…?
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I wonder what’s happening in the “Fractured States of Trump” (formerly known as the USA) today…?
So…that was fun.
The tech side of the show failed, so I had to switch to call all the automated lighting cues manually…all 300 of them, with no musical score and a poorly designed libretto.
Nothing quite like live theatre!
The tech side of the show failed, so I had to switch to call all the automated lighting cues manually…all 300 of them, with no musical score and a poorly designed libretto.
Nothing quite like live theatre!
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
So…that was fun.
The tech side of the show failed, so I had to switch to call all the automated lighting cues manually…all 300 of them, with no musical score and a poorly designed libretto.
Nothing quite like live theatre!
The tech side of the show failed, so I had to switch to call all the automated lighting cues manually…all 300 of them, with no musical score and a poorly designed libretto.
Nothing quite like live theatre!
…but I did recolour my hair earlier so at least I’m brightly coloured and discombobulated.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
…but I did recolour my hair earlier so at least I’m brightly coloured and discombobulated.
I feel like I’m circling the singularity of hating myself, my body, my life, etc.
•Harrumph!•
•Harrumph!•
a cartoon character laying on the floor with a record player in the background
ALT: a cartoon character laying on the floor with a record player in the background
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November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I feel like I’m circling the singularity of hating myself, my body, my life, etc.
•Harrumph!•
•Harrumph!•
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BEEP BEEP!!! The circus is BACK IN TOWN & SOONER THAN YOU THINK!!
TICKETS ARE LIVE FOR THE LAST STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF 2025 & WE'RE ENDING THE YEAR W/ A HALLOWEENMAS CELEBRATION!
JOIN US SAT 22ND NOV - THERE WILL BE A COSTUME CONTEST 🥳
🎟️TICKETS HERE:
www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...
TICKETS ARE LIVE FOR THE LAST STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF 2025 & WE'RE ENDING THE YEAR W/ A HALLOWEENMAS CELEBRATION!
JOIN US SAT 22ND NOV - THERE WILL BE A COSTUME CONTEST 🥳
🎟️TICKETS HERE:
www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
BEEP BEEP!!! The circus is BACK IN TOWN & SOONER THAN YOU THINK!!
TICKETS ARE LIVE FOR THE LAST STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF 2025 & WE'RE ENDING THE YEAR W/ A HALLOWEENMAS CELEBRATION!
JOIN US SAT 22ND NOV - THERE WILL BE A COSTUME CONTEST 🥳
🎟️TICKETS HERE:
www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...
TICKETS ARE LIVE FOR THE LAST STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF 2025 & WE'RE ENDING THE YEAR W/ A HALLOWEENMAS CELEBRATION!
JOIN US SAT 22ND NOV - THERE WILL BE A COSTUME CONTEST 🥳
🎟️TICKETS HERE:
www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...
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🎪 ROLL UP! ROLL UP! 🎪
The Muckle Stoater presents ‘Stuck in the Middle’: an event like no other & first of its kind!
Come to the Underground @ Central Station for a drink, a chat, many laughs & play! 😈
DRESSCODE: Clowny/silly encouraged, all fetish welcome
OPEN TO ALL 18+
The Muckle Stoater presents ‘Stuck in the Middle’: an event like no other & first of its kind!
Come to the Underground @ Central Station for a drink, a chat, many laughs & play! 😈
DRESSCODE: Clowny/silly encouraged, all fetish welcome
OPEN TO ALL 18+
January 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
🎪 ROLL UP! ROLL UP! 🎪
The Muckle Stoater presents ‘Stuck in the Middle’: an event like no other & first of its kind!
Come to the Underground @ Central Station for a drink, a chat, many laughs & play! 😈
DRESSCODE: Clowny/silly encouraged, all fetish welcome
OPEN TO ALL 18+
The Muckle Stoater presents ‘Stuck in the Middle’: an event like no other & first of its kind!
Come to the Underground @ Central Station for a drink, a chat, many laughs & play! 😈
DRESSCODE: Clowny/silly encouraged, all fetish welcome
OPEN TO ALL 18+
Glutenating Update: my stomach is still in what I can only describe as toxic shock.
Currently it feels like trying to squeeze too-thick, mostly-set porridge out of a toothpaste tube. 😢
I may have to resort to strong ‘motivators’ and maybe a diaper - which isn’t the worst thing, but still.
Currently it feels like trying to squeeze too-thick, mostly-set porridge out of a toothpaste tube. 😢
I may have to resort to strong ‘motivators’ and maybe a diaper - which isn’t the worst thing, but still.
a cartoon character is laying on a bed with his head on the floor
ALT: a cartoon character is laying on a bed with his head on the floor
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November 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Glutenating Update: my stomach is still in what I can only describe as toxic shock.
Currently it feels like trying to squeeze too-thick, mostly-set porridge out of a toothpaste tube. 😢
I may have to resort to strong ‘motivators’ and maybe a diaper - which isn’t the worst thing, but still.
Currently it feels like trying to squeeze too-thick, mostly-set porridge out of a toothpaste tube. 😢
I may have to resort to strong ‘motivators’ and maybe a diaper - which isn’t the worst thing, but still.
We hit a spicy 5mm today.
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We hit a spicy 5mm today.
You still have until the end of the day to enter!
November 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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🚨 SPOOKY GIVEAWAY 🚨
We have *two* Jinns up for grabs - and he's ready plow both you and a friend wide open 😈
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We have *two* Jinns up for grabs - and he's ready plow both you and a friend wide open 😈
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October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
🚨 SPOOKY GIVEAWAY 🚨
We have *two* Jinns up for grabs - and he's ready plow both you and a friend wide open 😈
Want one?
🔁 RT this post
👣 Follow us
🕳️ Tag a hole
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Ends 3rd Nov.
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We have *two* Jinns up for grabs - and he's ready plow both you and a friend wide open 😈
Want one?
🔁 RT this post
👣 Follow us
🕳️ Tag a hole
Both you and your tagged friend choses the size 😇
Ends 3rd Nov.
(And yes - we will count entries where you tag each other!)
As a reward for all the cleaning and tidying today…I made a right mess with some new toys.
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
As a reward for all the cleaning and tidying today…I made a right mess with some new toys.
Cleaning the house the best way I know how…in rubber!
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Cleaning the house the best way I know how…in rubber!
You know what is spooky, Yodel actually finding my house, knocking the door, and when I don’t answer leaving the package in a secure location!
IT’S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!
IT’S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!
a man in a green elf costume is standing in a hallway .
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November 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
You know what is spooky, Yodel actually finding my house, knocking the door, and when I don’t answer leaving the package in a secure location!
IT’S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!
IT’S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!