Captain Keene
@capnkeene.bsky.social
I push the buttons what makes the computer do the things. He/him
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Madness continues.
October 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Madness continues.
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"no kings protest are violent" and it's actually someone wearing a rubber chicken costume leading a dance party outside the US capitol building
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"no kings protest are violent" and it's actually someone wearing a rubber chicken costume leading a dance party outside the US capitol building
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Mecha-Catboy is down! Mad Snake Eaters and Friends have cleared M8S!
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Mecha-Catboy is down! Mad Snake Eaters and Friends have cleared M8S!
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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Isekai is the funniest genre because exactly one good one was written and it was by Mark Twain in 1889 before Isekai was invented.
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Isekai is the funniest genre because exactly one good one was written and it was by Mark Twain in 1889 before Isekai was invented.
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TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Super Bingus
2. Tender Loaf
3. Crime Bean
4. Le Squishe
5. Load-bearing Tater
6. Royal Softling
7. Electric Spiceweasel
8. Pantaloosian
9. Tammy
10. Dinky Porch Pebble
1. Super Bingus
2. Tender Loaf
3. Crime Bean
4. Le Squishe
5. Load-bearing Tater
6. Royal Softling
7. Electric Spiceweasel
8. Pantaloosian
9. Tammy
10. Dinky Porch Pebble
September 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Super Bingus
2. Tender Loaf
3. Crime Bean
4. Le Squishe
5. Load-bearing Tater
6. Royal Softling
7. Electric Spiceweasel
8. Pantaloosian
9. Tammy
10. Dinky Porch Pebble
1. Super Bingus
2. Tender Loaf
3. Crime Bean
4. Le Squishe
5. Load-bearing Tater
6. Royal Softling
7. Electric Spiceweasel
8. Pantaloosian
9. Tammy
10. Dinky Porch Pebble
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Commission for @bremma.bsky.social tysm!🐡 #ffxiv
July 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Commission for @bremma.bsky.social tysm!🐡 #ffxiv
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Mad Snake Eaters and Friends beat the Add Phase!
Also Sugar Riot
Also Sugar Riot
June 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Mad Snake Eaters and Friends beat the Add Phase!
Also Sugar Riot
Also Sugar Riot
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See that? Bone Dragon is tanked in the center AS IT SHOULD BE.
May 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
See that? Bone Dragon is tanked in the center AS IT SHOULD BE.
I don't post much and especially try to not post political stuff (other peeps are much more eloquent and informed than me), but I had a serious through the looking glass moment today when the doctor I was referred to started spouting anti-vax conspiracy nonsense. Absolutely insane.
May 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I don't post much and especially try to not post political stuff (other peeps are much more eloquent and informed than me), but I had a serious through the looking glass moment today when the doctor I was referred to started spouting anti-vax conspiracy nonsense. Absolutely insane.
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Commission for @capnkeene.bsky.social tysm! #ffxiv
April 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Commission for @capnkeene.bsky.social tysm! #ffxiv
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Commissions for @bremma.bsky.social tysm! 🪩 #ffxiv
April 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Commissions for @bremma.bsky.social tysm! 🪩 #ffxiv
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Mad Snake Eaters and Friends danced over the green rabbit!
April 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Mad Snake Eaters and Friends danced over the green rabbit!
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Mad Snake Eaters and Friends: Team Roe got M4S down!
October 23, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Mad Snake Eaters and Friends: Team Roe got M4S down!