This is why I hate the emergence of a legal literature that undermines the plain text. The Citizenship Clause was created precisely to moot the debate. These newly fabricated theories and deeply problematic histories of citizenship were a central part of what the 14th Amendment was intended to stop.

Feeling for ya, friend. I don't know how bad we are setting these kids up with a world like this. When monsters run so many govts around the world & everything celebrated is trite & banal, it's no wonder they're not right.And I honestly don't know what's gonna right this ship.

I unearthed the 2012 Colbert books to see if it was worth keeping and boy reality is so much worse now

I'm calling it now, this account is the Pythian Oracle of our age