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Nessa
@capnessa1228.bsky.social
Huge nerd, Transformers fan, Notoriously Anti-Shrimp, Trans She/Her.
AGAIN?!
December 30, 2023 at 3:52 AM
Dice Goblin King
December 11, 2023 at 6:06 AM
Last image on your camera roll is what killed Kissinger.
December 1, 2023 at 12:11 PM
November 21, 2023 at 4:35 AM
I was just reminded of the time I bought this Doctor Who toy while on vacation before realizing I would now have to bring a gun shaped item full of electronics through American airport security. I like to imagine it went fine because of my charming smile and not just the TSAs general uselessness.
November 9, 2023 at 11:25 AM
November 5, 2023 at 12:30 AM
I don't believe a single other person contributed to this list and it's just the author trying to grift expensive food. I would say sorry I won't drop $500 just to get to know you but I think this list tells me all I need to know. For the record if anyone wants to ask me out, bowling is just fine.
October 25, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Listen Little Ceasers your entire appeal is being able to order mediocre pizza for unreasonably low prices on a website and pick it up from your weird little vending machine so I never even need to acknowledge other human beings exist. Calling in an order? What is this, 1998?
October 24, 2023 at 3:53 PM
That's what a rogue WOULD say... I'm on to you.
October 21, 2023 at 6:14 PM
According to this I'm a warlock, so who wants to be my patron?
October 21, 2023 at 10:11 AM
This is one of the wildest ads I've ever seen. If you've fucked up as badly as the wording suggests why would your significant other want a daily reminder of what you did to them literally hanging around their neck?
October 13, 2023 at 3:59 AM