Nessa
@capnessa1228.bsky.social
Huge nerd, Transformers fan, Notoriously Anti-Shrimp, Trans She/Her.
The super bowl commercial was the first I've heard of Twisters and I do not know how to feel.
February 12, 2024 at 2:14 AM
The super bowl commercial was the first I've heard of Twisters and I do not know how to feel.
Is Wonka just a less historical revisionist Greatest Showman?
January 22, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Is Wonka just a less historical revisionist Greatest Showman?
Oh it's the 24th? Guess it's time to wrap literally every single present I've bought.
December 24, 2023 at 6:42 AM
Oh it's the 24th? Guess it's time to wrap literally every single present I've bought.
All I want for Christmas is my HRT.
December 20, 2023 at 4:34 AM
All I want for Christmas is my HRT.
In the 80s Dungeons and Dragons cartoon the voice of Optimus Prime plays the most evil motherfucker ever while the voice of Megatron plays a baby unicorn and that just makes me smile.
December 10, 2023 at 10:24 AM
In the 80s Dungeons and Dragons cartoon the voice of Optimus Prime plays the most evil motherfucker ever while the voice of Megatron plays a baby unicorn and that just makes me smile.
Last image on your camera roll is what killed Kissinger.
December 1, 2023 at 12:11 PM
Last image on your camera roll is what killed Kissinger.
November 27, 2023 at 5:43 PM
I met Michael J Fox once. Got and almost immediatly lost his autograph like the dumb kid I was. I strive to keep that as the biggest regret of my life.
November 27, 2023 at 5:09 AM
I met Michael J Fox once. Got and almost immediatly lost his autograph like the dumb kid I was. I strive to keep that as the biggest regret of my life.
I am that friend you can rely on to make an obscure Felix the Cat refrence that still would have been lost even on people born a decade before me.
November 21, 2023 at 2:45 AM
I am that friend you can rely on to make an obscure Felix the Cat refrence that still would have been lost even on people born a decade before me.
This tv scam artist is telling cult members to "weaponize their seed." Surely there is a less gross and/or rapey way to tell idiots to send you money. Or is that the point?
November 19, 2023 at 10:48 AM
This tv scam artist is telling cult members to "weaponize their seed." Surely there is a less gross and/or rapey way to tell idiots to send you money. Or is that the point?
Cranberries are my favorite bog based food.
November 19, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Cranberries are my favorite bog based food.
Knight and Day is an utterly forgettable movie but the line "Nobody follow us or I'll kill myself and then her" did make me laugh.
November 15, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Knight and Day is an utterly forgettable movie but the line "Nobody follow us or I'll kill myself and then her" did make me laugh.
I was just reminded of the time I bought this Doctor Who toy while on vacation before realizing I would now have to bring a gun shaped item full of electronics through American airport security. I like to imagine it went fine because of my charming smile and not just the TSAs general uselessness.
November 9, 2023 at 11:25 AM
I was just reminded of the time I bought this Doctor Who toy while on vacation before realizing I would now have to bring a gun shaped item full of electronics through American airport security. I like to imagine it went fine because of my charming smile and not just the TSAs general uselessness.
I don't like Overwatch. There I said it.
November 9, 2023 at 8:42 AM
I don't like Overwatch. There I said it.
For a moment I was genuinly convinced we'd hear the sound of a TARDIS showing up behind Loki and then a cut to black.
November 3, 2023 at 6:14 AM
For a moment I was genuinly convinced we'd hear the sound of a TARDIS showing up behind Loki and then a cut to black.
This playlist I stumbled on is wild. Eninem, cool, I'm into it, then some country, not for me skip forward to... My Little Pony? Oh now FNAF music videos. Ok, some AMVs, I can dig...ah back to the ponies but now it's emo. Eye of the Tiger jumpscare out of nowhere and then just aaaallll of the Pink.
October 28, 2023 at 7:32 PM
This playlist I stumbled on is wild. Eninem, cool, I'm into it, then some country, not for me skip forward to... My Little Pony? Oh now FNAF music videos. Ok, some AMVs, I can dig...ah back to the ponies but now it's emo. Eye of the Tiger jumpscare out of nowhere and then just aaaallll of the Pink.
Take a little time out of your day to do something silly.
October 28, 2023 at 9:30 AM
Take a little time out of your day to do something silly.
I can just tell absolutely nothing is going to go rong today.
October 27, 2023 at 9:57 AM
I can just tell absolutely nothing is going to go rong today.