Cap’n Cornelius
@capncornelius.bsky.social
That guy who helped get Scott Howson fired. Keeper of the Jarmo Files. Defender of the Realm.
So, debt slavery. SMH
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
So, debt slavery. SMH
I remember a comedian talking about how they showed Trump their jokes before his roast and the main thing he complained about was when the number wasn’t big enough. And that factoid comes back to me any time he provides and obviously fake number.
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I remember a comedian talking about how they showed Trump their jokes before his roast and the main thing he complained about was when the number wasn’t big enough. And that factoid comes back to me any time he provides and obviously fake number.
This deal gets worse and worse. Schumer got pantsed and he should resign tomorrow.
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This deal gets worse and worse. Schumer got pantsed and he should resign tomorrow.
At this point I feel like they are trying to see how high they can get their unfavorables.
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
At this point I feel like they are trying to see how high they can get their unfavorables.
Just to be clear CONGRESS has authority to provide tariffs, the President does not. If Congress views tariffs as important, it can adopt them. Of course, first we would have to have our government in session, which the Speaker of the House is not allowing…at the instruction of the President.
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Just to be clear CONGRESS has authority to provide tariffs, the President does not. If Congress views tariffs as important, it can adopt them. Of course, first we would have to have our government in session, which the Speaker of the House is not allowing…at the instruction of the President.
So…a “Nigerian prince” scammed grandpa out of a billion he worked hard stealing from taxpayers, didn’t he?
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
So…a “Nigerian prince” scammed grandpa out of a billion he worked hard stealing from taxpayers, didn’t he?
Guess this one (like so many others) didn’t apply to him. But don’t dare say he is acting like a King.
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Guess this one (like so many others) didn’t apply to him. But don’t dare say he is acting like a King.
Fresh mouth? Wonder what toothpaste he is using because you know he is drinking some of that amazing coffee that Trump is probably going to cause to triple in price over this stupidity.
October 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Fresh mouth? Wonder what toothpaste he is using because you know he is drinking some of that amazing coffee that Trump is probably going to cause to triple in price over this stupidity.
We found him, folks. The founder of Antifa.
October 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
We found him, folks. The founder of Antifa.
Me watching post apocalyptic movies: (laughing) Like the bad guys would just willingly have a skull as a logo.
Me IRL: Oh, guess I was wrong.
Me IRL: Oh, guess I was wrong.
October 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Me watching post apocalyptic movies: (laughing) Like the bad guys would just willingly have a skull as a logo.
Me IRL: Oh, guess I was wrong.
Me IRL: Oh, guess I was wrong.
You have to assume world leaders assumed he’d be distracted by Epstein today. Which is why it isn’t a good idea to elect such a compromised human being to be President.
September 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You have to assume world leaders assumed he’d be distracted by Epstein today. Which is why it isn’t a good idea to elect such a compromised human being to be President.
Just the President of the United States declaring war…on an American city. SMH
September 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Just the President of the United States declaring war…on an American city. SMH
Alexander Hamilton was born in St. Kitts and Nevis.
September 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Alexander Hamilton was born in St. Kitts and Nevis.
I think he meant “midichlorians.”
August 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I think he meant “midichlorians.”
Just the President of the United States threatening anyone who organizes a protest with “be careful, we’re watching you.” SMH Hey, media, are you paying attention yet?
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Just the President of the United States threatening anyone who organizes a protest with “be careful, we’re watching you.” SMH Hey, media, are you paying attention yet?
J.D. Vance has asked Seal Team Six to help, his words, not mine, the innocent young lady.
August 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
J.D. Vance has asked Seal Team Six to help, his words, not mine, the innocent young lady.
A one party right wing state. Hmm…feel like there is a name for that.
August 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
A one party right wing state. Hmm…feel like there is a name for that.
Medical decisions shouldn’t be made by yet another Kennedy fail son.
August 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Medical decisions shouldn’t be made by yet another Kennedy fail son.
Make sure to call it a vaccine. I want to watch all the anti-vaxxers suddenly change their mind about vaccines.
July 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Make sure to call it a vaccine. I want to watch all the anti-vaxxers suddenly change their mind about vaccines.
Apply this logic to Germany in 1932 or even 1938. Are we really going to argue that the Nazis were only guilty of genocide after the Wannsee Conference? Absolutely absurd.
July 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Apply this logic to Germany in 1932 or even 1938. Are we really going to argue that the Nazis were only guilty of genocide after the Wannsee Conference? Absolutely absurd.
Next distraction? Trump announces he has convinced Coca Cola to put cocaine back into Coke.
July 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Next distraction? Trump announces he has convinced Coca Cola to put cocaine back into Coke.
Isn’t this pretty much the deal that preceded North Korea getting nukes?
June 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Isn’t this pretty much the deal that preceded North Korea getting nukes?
You know that Pastor Niemoller poem everyone quotes? Did you know he initially supported Hitler’s rise to power? There are going to be people that change their minds about Trump. Whoever they are, whenever they do, resist the need to say I told you so. Welcome them to the antifascist movement.
June 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You know that Pastor Niemoller poem everyone quotes? Did you know he initially supported Hitler’s rise to power? There are going to be people that change their minds about Trump. Whoever they are, whenever they do, resist the need to say I told you so. Welcome them to the antifascist movement.
I’ll ask for your opinion the first time you work 5 full days (or more) in a week, old man.
June 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’ll ask for your opinion the first time you work 5 full days (or more) in a week, old man.
Sorry, and I say this as someone who wishes the best for Elvis, there isn’t going to be a comeback. Just utterly foolish cap and roster management to keep him around.
June 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Sorry, and I say this as someone who wishes the best for Elvis, there isn’t going to be a comeback. Just utterly foolish cap and roster management to keep him around.