Cap’n Cornelius
@capncornelius.bsky.social
That guy who helped get Scott Howson fired. Keeper of the Jarmo Files. Defender of the Realm.
Funny, I also predict there will be a week of shopping next week. Oh, you meant “weak.”
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
Target Predicting Week Holiday Sales As Consumer Angst Weighs On Season
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
www.forbes.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Funny, I also predict there will be a week of shopping next week. Oh, you meant “weak.”
Every time these idiots talk about health insurance it’s obvious they are clueless because they are on a plan paid for entirely by the American people.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Every time these idiots talk about health insurance it’s obvious they are clueless because they are on a plan paid for entirely by the American people.
Wasn’t getting up my hopes too much for that game, but they still managed to disappoint me. Unacceptable performance from Elvis. Has got to be better.
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Wasn’t getting up my hopes too much for that game, but they still managed to disappoint me. Unacceptable performance from Elvis. Has got to be better.
That’s literally part of the military code of conduct, you dope.
Lindsey Graham: "I don't think I've ever been on a show more unnerving than tonight. You've got US senators and members of the House suggesting to our men and women in the military that they should be disobeying unlawful orders issued by President Trump and his military."
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
That’s literally part of the military code of conduct, you dope.
Not an impressive performance by Elvis.
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Not an impressive performance by Elvis.
Have to be fairly happy, so far, with the performance of a second night of back-to-backs on the road.
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Have to be fairly happy, so far, with the performance of a second night of back-to-backs on the road.
So, heavily redacted or some other excuse that results in us never actually seeing them? Because there is no way they release the full documents after all of this.
BREAKING: The Senate just approved the bill to release the Epstein files.
This is an important step forward in long overdue justice for countless survivors.
This is an important step forward in long overdue justice for countless survivors.
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So, heavily redacted or some other excuse that results in us never actually seeing them? Because there is no way they release the full documents after all of this.
It may seem that way, but I assure you that is not universally true. Some of us will never forget.
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It may seem that way, but I assure you that is not universally true. Some of us will never forget.
People who provided alibis is very specific. And those people are also not “innocent.”
Clay Higgins explains why he was the only representative to vote against the Epstein petition.
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
People who provided alibis is very specific. And those people are also not “innocent.”
So, who’s the dickhead who voted against this?
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
So, who’s the dickhead who voted against this?
Rumor has it he blew away at least one other president.
Trump: "The presidential walk of fame, we're walking and I said to the crown price: 'So, outside of Trump' -- because I blow everyone away -- 'who was the best president for Saudi Arabia?'
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Rumor has it he blew away at least one other president.
I don’t know if Kyrou is the move, but I think this is the year the Jackets should part putting in the chips to round out into a contender.
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I don’t know if Kyrou is the move, but I think this is the year the Jackets should part putting in the chips to round out into a contender.
I feel like the Jackets win last night was the Rorschach win for many and, honestly, I’m less worried than many. Why? Johnson shootout goal in the sort of thing that builds confidence. Greaves has settled into starters role. Yes, there are still issues, but the potential is just under the surface.
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I feel like the Jackets win last night was the Rorschach win for many and, honestly, I’m less worried than many. Why? Johnson shootout goal in the sort of thing that builds confidence. Greaves has settled into starters role. Yes, there are still issues, but the potential is just under the surface.
Allow me to start the conspiracy theory that the Leafs are going to suck this year and the league will fix the draft so that they replace Marner. Also, allow me to tell you this is bullshit. But someone will be saying it soon enough.
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Allow me to start the conspiracy theory that the Leafs are going to suck this year and the league will fix the draft so that they replace Marner. Also, allow me to tell you this is bullshit. But someone will be saying it soon enough.
Nice to see Greaves settling down. Have to start locking down games though.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Nice to see Greaves settling down. Have to start locking down games though.
This team has got to learn to step on their throats instead of trying to hold the lead. Evergreen post.
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This team has got to learn to step on their throats instead of trying to hold the lead. Evergreen post.
Is Zach Werenski underrated as a defenseman or is he really super underrated as a defenseman?
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Is Zach Werenski underrated as a defenseman or is he really super underrated as a defenseman?
Was interesting to see Brandon Carlo’s name in the trade rumor mill. The injuries are disconcerting. But, when healthy, this is exactly what the Jackets are missing in their top four defensemen.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Was interesting to see Brandon Carlo’s name in the trade rumor mill. The injuries are disconcerting. But, when healthy, this is exactly what the Jackets are missing in their top four defensemen.
Guess Bubba was at Mar-a-lago over the weekend.
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Guess Bubba was at Mar-a-lago over the weekend.
The sheer stupidity of this is obvious. The money still goes to the insurance companies but without the government to use its unified purchasing power as leverage, the individual consumer loses and is taken advantage of by the insurance companies who will jack up their prices.
Dr Oz: "If you had a check in the mail, you could buy the insurance you thought was best for you"
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The sheer stupidity of this is obvious. The money still goes to the insurance companies but without the government to use its unified purchasing power as leverage, the individual consumer loses and is taken advantage of by the insurance companies who will jack up their prices.
Our President is going to put this clown show at the White House. What a flipping joke.
Just as the UFC 322 pay-per-view was starting, a brawl broke out near the barricade with dozens of police officers and production staffers trying to calm things down.
🎥 @oskargarcia.bsky.social and @markpuleo.bsky.social
🎥 @oskargarcia.bsky.social and @markpuleo.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Our President is going to put this clown show at the White House. What a flipping joke.
Is going from Lee Corso to Pat McAfee what the kids call “enshittification” cuz it feels like it is.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Is going from Lee Corso to Pat McAfee what the kids call “enshittification” cuz it feels like it is.
Dude is spiraling. Seriously Shakespearean.
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Dude is spiraling. Seriously Shakespearean.
Don’t try to recreate this scene, kids. youtu.be/5w2YtBCLVNU?...
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Don’t try to recreate this scene, kids. youtu.be/5w2YtBCLVNU?...
This screams: I know I am not competent enough to be President. Not the vibes you want from a Vice President.
JD Vance: "I serve under Donald Trump, who is very healthy. If I served under Joe Biden, I'd probably be worried every minute of every day that he was gonna croak and that I'd have to become president."
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This screams: I know I am not competent enough to be President. Not the vibes you want from a Vice President.