CapichefGnegne
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Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle theonion.com/bezos-w...
Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle
VENICE, ITALY—Smiling at the couple’s lighthearted twist on a traditional ring bearer, guests at the wedding of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez were reportedly delighted this week by the sight of an Amazon worker with a ring tied to his collar crawling down the aisle. “Oh my gosh, my heart is melting—such a good boy,” […]
theonion.com
June 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle theonion.com/bezos-w...
I wish I won't wake up tomorrow
June 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I wish I won't wake up tomorrow
Today I had an idea for an invention :
A can pistol
First you put the can in the pistol
Then you open it with a mechanism and drink it with a straw
Then when it's finished you can shoot it
A can pistol
First you put the can in the pistol
Then you open it with a mechanism and drink it with a straw
Then when it's finished you can shoot it
June 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Today I had an idea for an invention :
A can pistol
First you put the can in the pistol
Then you open it with a mechanism and drink it with a straw
Then when it's finished you can shoot it
A can pistol
First you put the can in the pistol
Then you open it with a mechanism and drink it with a straw
Then when it's finished you can shoot it
The light at the end of the tunnel is probably just a train on its way to crush you down.
Just give up
Just give up
June 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The light at the end of the tunnel is probably just a train on its way to crush you down.
Just give up
Just give up
We need a fishing game where you play the fish
June 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
We need a fishing game where you play the fish
I felt useful with you
June 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I felt useful with you
If we stopped war, everybody would be facing existential crises.
Do you think it would be better ?
Do you think it would be better ?
June 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If we stopped war, everybody would be facing existential crises.
Do you think it would be better ?
Do you think it would be better ?
If life gives you lemons, kill the rich
June 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
If life gives you lemons, kill the rich
Do yourself a favor, give up
June 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Do yourself a favor, give up