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Bart Harley Jarvis

@williamzabka424.bsky.social

A meme with a bunch of drawings of people with Samus Aran arm cannons with the trans flags that says “Repost this is trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons.”

August 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM

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Moth💛

@teamoth11.bsky.social

I think I’m addicted to drawing soft Jon. #donotarchive #tma #themagnusarchives #jonathansims

June 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM

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HemiDemi 🔞

@hemidemi.bsky.social

Trousers dropped! Poor thing got so excited, but he's still so shy around Jon.

Just one more round of encouragement should do the trick! Then maybe Jon will give him a nice reward 💚💙

#stripgame #donotarchive #themagnusarchives #jmart

Martin, a tall, fat, ginger haired man is leaning back against a desk with a dazed expression. He's almost completely naked except for his boxers with a prominent erection showing through the sheer fabric.

Jon, a shorter man with long, greying hair pulled up in a messy bun and a pair of rimless glasses, is leaning against Martin's side. He is still fully clothed, a flicker of eerie green light in his eyes as he tugs at the hem of Martin's boxers.

Dialogue:
Jon: Oh, dear. I'm afraid this behavior is highly inappropriate for the workplace. And here you were doing so well.

So tell me, Martin,

<compulsion>What has you so worked up?</com>

Martin:
<compelled> Jesus, you're just – you're so fucking hot. I've thought about this so m(hidden) times, and I ca(hidden) get you out of my (hidden). I've tried touc(hidden) myself to kee(hidden)</com>

O-Oh shit, I'm sorry, I hadn't – that just fell out of me, I'm-

Jon: I see

<compulsion>And how long have you had these... thoughts of us?</com>

Martin:
<Compelled>Since I started working here. Fuck, Jon, I've wanted you for so long, I-</com>

Wait, ah – you can't...!

Jon: We're not done with our review just yet. Not until I've seen everything...❤️

June 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM

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HemiDemi 🔞

@hemidemi.bsky.social

Part 3

The tits are free! Halfway through the performance review, and Martin's looking big nervous. He just wants to do a good job for Jon 🥺

Lets hype him up a bit more!

#stripgame #donotarchive #themagnusarchives #jmart

Martin, a fat ginger haired man, is standing in front of a bookshelf with no shirt. He looks very shy about it, though the prominent bulge in his work trousers gives the impression he's not having a bad time.

Dialogue:
Jon: Are you alright? You seem – distracted.

Martin: I-I'm fine! You're just, erm...staring? It's a lot.

Jon: well, we're nearly done. But I think we'll need to be a bit more hands-on if this meeting is going to be productive.

Martin: I – oh God, er, what should I-

Jon: I'd like for you to stand by my desk. Just give me a moment to reset the camera.

I want you to take your trousers off for me and keep both hands on the desk. Need to give you a proper inspection.

Martin: oh shit...

May 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM

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HemiDemi 🔞

@hemidemi.bsky.social

Part 2

Jumper removed! But Martin looks a bit uncomfortable in that old undershirt. Let's get that thing off of him so Jon can move on with his performance review.

#stripgame #donotarchive #themagnusarchives #jmart

Martin, a fat, heavily freckled ginger haired man, is standing in front of a bookshelf with a shirt that is much too tight and a bit sheer, the hem riding up his stomach. He looks bashfully down to the floor with his arms folded behind his back while he squirms in place, and a slight bulge is forming in his trousers.

Dialogue:
Jon: that is very revealing, Martin. Do you normally wear this sort of thing to your place of employment?

Martin: N-No, this shrunk in the wash. I was in a hurry, a-and I had my jumper, so I didn't think anyone would see...

Jon: I see. Did your trousers shrink as well? They seem a bit *tight*...

Martin: Joooon...

Jon: well, regardless, I can't ignore a break in dress code. So let's have that off as well, please.

May 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM

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HemiDemi 🔞

@hemidemi.bsky.social

Strip Game!

Martin Blackwood has a performance review with his kinda scary (but hot) boss, but he's a bit nervous. Lets help his confidence by showing him lots of love ❤️

First thing's first, let's get that jumper off

#donotarchive #themagnusarchives #jmart #stripgame

Martin Blackwood – a tall, fat ginger man in a blue sweater that is a bit hiked up to show a bit of his stomach – is standing nervously in his boss's (Jonathan Sims) office. There are a few floating eyes around him (also Jon's) that look very interested in him.

At the bottom is the UI for a phone screen, which is recording him, and shows that we'll need 15 likes and 10 reposts to see the next image in this sequence.

Dialogue:
Martin: Jon? Are you recording this?

Jon: Is that a problem, Martin?

Martin: I mean, I guess not, but...why?

Jon: Just making sure your performance review is well documented.

Martin: Ooookay, then. Right so, how should I start?

Jon: hmm...pop your top off for me, please.

Martin: W-Wait, what?!

May 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM

Archival_Cryptid

@capelobo.bsky.social

lembrei que minha mão sabe fazer uns riscos

September 15, 2024 at 11:59 PM

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Shitpost só que de verdade

@shitpostverdade2.bsky.social

September 13, 2024 at 9:43 PM

Archival_Cryptid

@capelobo.bsky.social

Querida princesa Celestia.
Hoje eu cogitei comprar uma camiseta do sonic escrito "autismo".
não comprei pq era branca.

September 9, 2024 at 4:09 AM

Archival_Cryptid

@capelobo.bsky.social

Gatinho dorgado.

September 5, 2024 at 2:21 AM

Archival_Cryptid

@capelobo.bsky.social

Prato do dia

September 4, 2024 at 3:13 PM

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Duolingo Brasil 🇧🇷

@duolingobrasil.com.br

VAZADOS NO MEU PERFIL

September 3, 2024 at 10:39 PM

Archival_Cryptid

@capelobo.bsky.social

PROCURO MOOTS

-Furry.
-Anti-furry.
-Club penguin.
-Pirataria.
-Therians.
-Xuxa.
-Rodrigo apresentador.
-Pessoas com uma marca de nascença no lado esquerdo do bumbum.

September 4, 2024 at 4:57 AM