Can’t Teach Length
@cantteachlength.bsky.social
Opinions on walkable cities, human rights, basketball and TV + anything that crosses my mind that makes me chuckle.
The road to 5.0 continues
March 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The road to 5.0 continues
Bad day to be a cute little cocktail
March 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Bad day to be a cute little cocktail
Need to order the most expensive thing off the letter-board menu here so bad
February 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Need to order the most expensive thing off the letter-board menu here so bad
To quote one of our best posters, “our brightest minds are all at the novelty popcorn bucket factory”
@coleymick.bsky.social #Gladiator2
@coleymick.bsky.social #Gladiator2
November 23, 2024 at 12:52 AM
To quote one of our best posters, “our brightest minds are all at the novelty popcorn bucket factory”
@coleymick.bsky.social #Gladiator2
@coleymick.bsky.social #Gladiator2
Love giving myself body dysmorphia on 2k
November 19, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Love giving myself body dysmorphia on 2k
Sources say Aaron hopped on the Love Island USA set after finishing his shift at the Margaritaville bowling alley
#LoveIsland #LoveIslandUSA
#LoveIsland #LoveIslandUSA
August 25, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Sources say Aaron hopped on the Love Island USA set after finishing his shift at the Margaritaville bowling alley
#LoveIsland #LoveIslandUSA
#LoveIsland #LoveIslandUSA
Not saying I have the mandate of heaven or anything but did you see a double rainbow on your birthday?
August 12, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Not saying I have the mandate of heaven or anything but did you see a double rainbow on your birthday?
Begging someone to provide one (1) example of AI generative images providing something good.
April 10, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Begging someone to provide one (1) example of AI generative images providing something good.
Punxsutawney Phil is a FRAUD who picked up a couple Mickey Mouse global warming years to pad his stats and he got exposed this year!!
February 13, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Punxsutawney Phil is a FRAUD who picked up a couple Mickey Mouse global warming years to pad his stats and he got exposed this year!!
Apparently the new live action Avatar (ATLA) show is cutting out a lot of side adventures, and the producers are giving this creative reasoning about making Aang more narrative driven and less of a kid.
February 2, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Apparently the new live action Avatar (ATLA) show is cutting out a lot of side adventures, and the producers are giving this creative reasoning about making Aang more narrative driven and less of a kid.
Everyone needs to watch Eric Adams teach you how to search your child’s bedroom for drugs
January 5, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Everyone needs to watch Eric Adams teach you how to search your child’s bedroom for drugs
Lemme get the King of England, I’ll do this for the whole world !!
December 29, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Lemme get the King of England, I’ll do this for the whole world !!
It’s Friday night y’all already know what’s the deal
October 6, 2023 at 6:45 PM
It’s Friday night y’all already know what’s the deal
In my day, Zabars on the Upper West Side used to sell you the bagel with the cream cheese on the side - which was the style at the time
October 5, 2023 at 9:15 PM
In my day, Zabars on the Upper West Side used to sell you the bagel with the cream cheese on the side - which was the style at the time
What a handsome fella
September 30, 2023 at 2:35 AM
What a handsome fella
You know that post where strippers can tell how the economy is doing based on how much people are spending? This is like that but it’s just a sign that we’re all fucked
September 22, 2023 at 7:15 PM
You know that post where strippers can tell how the economy is doing based on how much people are spending? This is like that but it’s just a sign that we’re all fucked
Nike might be the coolest company in the world
September 16, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Nike might be the coolest company in the world
Record of teams whose head coach wore an NYPD hat at MetLife stadium this week: 0-2
September 12, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Record of teams whose head coach wore an NYPD hat at MetLife stadium this week: 0-2
This account is a Montago’s Gusto stan account
September 8, 2023 at 4:33 PM
This account is a Montago’s Gusto stan account
Jojo Rabbit is easily a top 5 movie for me
August 30, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Jojo Rabbit is easily a top 5 movie for me