Can’t Teach Length
@cantteachlength.bsky.social
Opinions on walkable cities, human rights, basketball and TV + anything that crosses my mind that makes me chuckle.
You wanna make God laugh? Bring a gym bag to work
October 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You wanna make God laugh? Bring a gym bag to work
When a white boy calls something a banger you have to understand that’s of the highest honor is his culture
July 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
When a white boy calls something a banger you have to understand that’s of the highest honor is his culture
2 high lifes away from being nasty at pool and 3.5 high lifes away from being terrible
June 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
2 high lifes away from being nasty at pool and 3.5 high lifes away from being terrible
We used to be a serious country. Now Cal and Stanford compete in Greensboro for the ACC tournament
March 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
We used to be a serious country. Now Cal and Stanford compete in Greensboro for the ACC tournament
Bad day to be a cute little cocktail
March 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Bad day to be a cute little cocktail
Need to order the most expensive thing off the letter-board menu here so bad
February 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Need to order the most expensive thing off the letter-board menu here so bad
I am 1.5 beers away from being really good at pool and 2.5 beers away from being terrible
February 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I am 1.5 beers away from being really good at pool and 2.5 beers away from being terrible
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made up a scenario in my head, scared myself with it, then made a purchase to soothe myself. dominant species on earth
January 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
made up a scenario in my head, scared myself with it, then made a purchase to soothe myself. dominant species on earth
Never seen a button that does less than Gmail’s unsubscribe button
January 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Never seen a button that does less than Gmail’s unsubscribe button
Horseradish sauce is so crazy why do people do that
December 26, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Horseradish sauce is so crazy why do people do that
Piece of advice for men who want to date women: never send a text that simply says, “Huh?”
December 5, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Piece of advice for men who want to date women: never send a text that simply says, “Huh?”
To quote one of our best posters, “our brightest minds are all at the novelty popcorn bucket factory”
@coleymick.bsky.social #Gladiator2
@coleymick.bsky.social #Gladiator2
November 23, 2024 at 12:52 AM
To quote one of our best posters, “our brightest minds are all at the novelty popcorn bucket factory”
@coleymick.bsky.social #Gladiator2
@coleymick.bsky.social #Gladiator2
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
Love giving myself body dysmorphia on 2k
November 19, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Love giving myself body dysmorphia on 2k
Was it not before?
October 30, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Was it not before?
Need David Attenborough doing play by play
With @wmg.bsky.social at the bar and he just pounced on an open table like a tiger in a nature doc
October 19, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Need David Attenborough doing play by play
With @wmg.bsky.social at the bar and he just pounced on an open table like a tiger in a nature doc
October 19, 2024 at 2:45 AM
With @wmg.bsky.social at the bar and he just pounced on an open table like a tiger in a nature doc
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Can you DM your way into love? In this essay I will -
August 28, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Can you DM your way into love? In this essay I will -
Rolled tn so you know what that means - I’m liking everybody’s instagram story tonight!
August 31, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Rolled tn so you know what that means - I’m liking everybody’s instagram story tonight!
Sources say Aaron hopped on the Love Island USA set after finishing his shift at the Margaritaville bowling alley
#LoveIsland #LoveIslandUSA
#LoveIsland #LoveIslandUSA
August 25, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Sources say Aaron hopped on the Love Island USA set after finishing his shift at the Margaritaville bowling alley
#LoveIsland #LoveIslandUSA
#LoveIsland #LoveIslandUSA
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Garçon, give us a bucket
August 24, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Garçon, give us a bucket
Waiter! We’d like your darkest table to sit around and reminisce at
August 24, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Waiter! We’d like your darkest table to sit around and reminisce at
Not saying I have the mandate of heaven or anything but did you see a double rainbow on your birthday?
August 12, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Not saying I have the mandate of heaven or anything but did you see a double rainbow on your birthday?
White people knocked it out the park with Mama Mia (2008)
August 10, 2024 at 1:37 AM
White people knocked it out the park with Mama Mia (2008)
Silver jewelry and vintage Levi’s actually account for 31% of East Village GDP
July 29, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Silver jewelry and vintage Levi’s actually account for 31% of East Village GDP