Canto🛠️BRoss
@canto.bsky.social
I went to a show a got ants thrown at me.
May 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I went to a show a got ants thrown at me.
Reading a fiction book in public and shaking my head saying “bullshit, that never happened” so people don’t think I’m an idiot.
February 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Reading a fiction book in public and shaking my head saying “bullshit, that never happened” so people don’t think I’m an idiot.
@fffreak.bsky.social I was going through old cards and found this treasure! Remember being worried you’d ruin a $40 card with your signature? lol
February 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
@fffreak.bsky.social I was going through old cards and found this treasure! Remember being worried you’d ruin a $40 card with your signature? lol
Trump uses they/them pronouns on Instagram btw. This is progress.
February 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Trump uses they/them pronouns on Instagram btw. This is progress.
They should make an avatar the last airbender movie
February 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
They should make an avatar the last airbender movie
*Paula Cole voice*
Where have all the mean baristas gone?
Where have all the mean baristas gone?
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
*Paula Cole voice*
Where have all the mean baristas gone?
Where have all the mean baristas gone?
I think I must be giving off “please yell at me and treat me like dirt” vibes today because oh boy are the guests just laying into me.
January 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I think I must be giving off “please yell at me and treat me like dirt” vibes today because oh boy are the guests just laying into me.
Something absolutely nefarious about the term “50 gigs of unlimited data” but I saved 50% by switching to T-Mobile so I really can’t complain.
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Something absolutely nefarious about the term “50 gigs of unlimited data” but I saved 50% by switching to T-Mobile so I really can’t complain.
The hotel in winter is so weird. We’ll have 50% the occupancy of summer but the lost and found will more than triple.
January 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The hotel in winter is so weird. We’ll have 50% the occupancy of summer but the lost and found will more than triple.
I have two Caroline Polachek calendars and I bet you don’t even have one you nerd.
January 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I have two Caroline Polachek calendars and I bet you don’t even have one you nerd.
January 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
January 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
What I need is a band that’s a mix between Guided by Voices and Immortal.
January 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
What I need is a band that’s a mix between Guided by Voices and Immortal.
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Hunter Biden won’t stop sending me dick pics and keeps saying I can’t do anything about it because of the preemptive pardon.
January 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Hunter Biden won’t stop sending me dick pics and keeps saying I can’t do anything about it because of the preemptive pardon.
idc if it makes me an evil accelerationist but I sure hope the extreme tariffs go through just so everybody can understand how much the US benefits from free trade more than the nations we import from.
January 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
idc if it makes me an evil accelerationist but I sure hope the extreme tariffs go through just so everybody can understand how much the US benefits from free trade more than the nations we import from.
I’m downloading xiaohongshu and accepting all data tracking and keeping location services always on so President Xi knows I’m one of the good ones.
January 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I’m downloading xiaohongshu and accepting all data tracking and keeping location services always on so President Xi knows I’m one of the good ones.
Dear Tár, you still ain’t called or wrote. I hope you have a chance. I ain’t mad, I just think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fans.
December 23, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Dear Tár, you still ain’t called or wrote. I hope you have a chance. I ain’t mad, I just think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fans.
I’m struggling. What’s the best metal album of 2012? Please do not recommend djent.
December 19, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I’m struggling. What’s the best metal album of 2012? Please do not recommend djent.
Best metal album each year of the 00s as determined by me.
2000 Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory
2001 System of a Down - Toxicity
2002 Atreyu - …and Butterfly Kisses
2003 Linkin Park - Meteora
2004 Slipknot - Vol. 3 The Subliminal Verses
2005 Protest the Hero - Kezia
Cont
2000 Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory
2001 System of a Down - Toxicity
2002 Atreyu - …and Butterfly Kisses
2003 Linkin Park - Meteora
2004 Slipknot - Vol. 3 The Subliminal Verses
2005 Protest the Hero - Kezia
Cont
December 5, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Best metal album each year of the 00s as determined by me.
2000 Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory
2001 System of a Down - Toxicity
2002 Atreyu - …and Butterfly Kisses
2003 Linkin Park - Meteora
2004 Slipknot - Vol. 3 The Subliminal Verses
2005 Protest the Hero - Kezia
Cont
2000 Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory
2001 System of a Down - Toxicity
2002 Atreyu - …and Butterfly Kisses
2003 Linkin Park - Meteora
2004 Slipknot - Vol. 3 The Subliminal Verses
2005 Protest the Hero - Kezia
Cont
I feel so bad for kids who learn the oboe. It’s just not worth it.
December 4, 2024 at 12:04 PM
I feel so bad for kids who learn the oboe. It’s just not worth it.
Sorry I’m busy today
December 3, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Sorry I’m busy today
We need to investigate why Gen Z aren’t wearing coats in 10F weather in North Dakota.
December 3, 2024 at 11:12 AM
We need to investigate why Gen Z aren’t wearing coats in 10F weather in North Dakota.
I’m gonna be the first person to come up with a diangle.
December 2, 2024 at 1:35 PM
I’m gonna be the first person to come up with a diangle.