Mike Canter
@cantersports.bsky.social
I get paid to watch sports, I have an incredible wife, and dogs love me. I'm truly living the life.
Sports graphics operator, researcher, statistician, etc.
Jersey born and raised, now a Brooklynite.
Sports graphics operator, researcher, statistician, etc.
Jersey born and raised, now a Brooklynite.
Whether or not you think Andruw should be a Hall of Famer- and I do!- this ballot totally sucks.
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Whether or not you think Andruw should be a Hall of Famer- and I do!- this ballot totally sucks.
This is ridiculously funny and doesn't overstay its welcome. 10/10.
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is ridiculously funny and doesn't overstay its welcome. 10/10.
I'm so sorry, dearest Maura. He was such a sweetheart, and you gave him an absolutely incredible life. Sending you all the love in the world.
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm so sorry, dearest Maura. He was such a sweetheart, and you gave him an absolutely incredible life. Sending you all the love in the world.
I covered an Indiana game seven years ago; they were bad, their opponent was bad, the game was bad, and Indiana lost. As we're driving out of the parking lot, the PxP announcer says one of the best things I've ever heard:
"With all due respect, Indiana sucks fucking balls."
Just seven years ago!
"With all due respect, Indiana sucks fucking balls."
Just seven years ago!
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I covered an Indiana game seven years ago; they were bad, their opponent was bad, the game was bad, and Indiana lost. As we're driving out of the parking lot, the PxP announcer says one of the best things I've ever heard:
"With all due respect, Indiana sucks fucking balls."
Just seven years ago!
"With all due respect, Indiana sucks fucking balls."
Just seven years ago!
EASY answer for TV: Tress MacNeille. Give me "Futurama", classic "Simpsons", and all the best kid/teen cartoons of the '90s-'00s.
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
EASY answer for TV: Tress MacNeille. Give me "Futurama", classic "Simpsons", and all the best kid/teen cartoons of the '90s-'00s.
Strictly thinking movies, my immediate thought as an almost-strictly-comedy guy is Bill Murray, but I'm not sure that's my final answer.
I'd also consider Cary Elwes- even if he's only got like five movies I'd watch, I'd watch them all infinity times.
I'd also consider Cary Elwes- even if he's only got like five movies I'd watch, I'd watch them all infinity times.
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Strictly thinking movies, my immediate thought as an almost-strictly-comedy guy is Bill Murray, but I'm not sure that's my final answer.
I'd also consider Cary Elwes- even if he's only got like five movies I'd watch, I'd watch them all infinity times.
I'd also consider Cary Elwes- even if he's only got like five movies I'd watch, I'd watch them all infinity times.
Why in the hell does this guy repeatedly call it the "Cooperstown Hall of Fame"? That's so, so, so incredibly weird.
Remember when the White Stripes and OutKast were inducted into the Cleveland Hall of Fame?!
Remember when the White Stripes and OutKast were inducted into the Cleveland Hall of Fame?!
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Why in the hell does this guy repeatedly call it the "Cooperstown Hall of Fame"? That's so, so, so incredibly weird.
Remember when the White Stripes and OutKast were inducted into the Cleveland Hall of Fame?!
Remember when the White Stripes and OutKast were inducted into the Cleveland Hall of Fame?!
So, on some sites the actual play-by-play is broken- it shows every down of the game as starting in LV territory. I assume SI pulls from one of these sources, which is why Cleveland showed up on SI90 like 6 times yesterday.
In this case, though... they actually just punted from the 29. Crazy.
In this case, though... they actually just punted from the 29. Crazy.
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So, on some sites the actual play-by-play is broken- it shows every down of the game as starting in LV territory. I assume SI pulls from one of these sources, which is why Cleveland showed up on SI90 like 6 times yesterday.
In this case, though... they actually just punted from the 29. Crazy.
In this case, though... they actually just punted from the 29. Crazy.
I will keep this as a resource for when you need a guest episode in 2037 and there have already been 2,000 Guys. No brain can possibly remember all that Guydom.
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I will keep this as a resource for when you need a guest episode in 2037 and there have already been 2,000 Guys. No brain can possibly remember all that Guydom.
I'm honestly shocked this wasn't higher- I was guessing perhaps mid-20s. At least it's already coming back to haunt them, as all cowardly punts should.
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I'm honestly shocked this wasn't higher- I was guessing perhaps mid-20s. At least it's already coming back to haunt them, as all cowardly punts should.
Their logo slaps so hard.
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Their logo slaps so hard.
This might be the coolest thing I've ever seen. Dogs are incredible.
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This might be the coolest thing I've ever seen. Dogs are incredible.
This is such a nonsensical, indefensible hot take that I almost want to block you so as to avoid future offenses.
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is such a nonsensical, indefensible hot take that I almost want to block you so as to avoid future offenses.
Goddamn, it's so dumb and delightful and great.
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Goddamn, it's so dumb and delightful and great.
Happy birthday, lovely boy. ❤️ I'm so so so glad he's getting better.
Totally unrelated, what the hell was your "Chaise Longue" parody? I have a hankerin' and can't fins it.
Totally unrelated, what the hell was your "Chaise Longue" parody? I have a hankerin' and can't fins it.
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Happy birthday, lovely boy. ❤️ I'm so so so glad he's getting better.
Totally unrelated, what the hell was your "Chaise Longue" parody? I have a hankerin' and can't fins it.
Totally unrelated, what the hell was your "Chaise Longue" parody? I have a hankerin' and can't fins it.
Too bad Olden Polynice never won a title. 🙁
October 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Too bad Olden Polynice never won a title. 🙁
How, exactly, do you want an algorithm to quantify "baserunner out due to stupidity?" Wegner very clearly did a strike signal and said "strike", and it's not like Bo was required to leave first base early. It was an awful call, but your request for "clarification" is meaningless.
October 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
How, exactly, do you want an algorithm to quantify "baserunner out due to stupidity?" Wegner very clearly did a strike signal and said "strike", and it's not like Bo was required to leave first base early. It was an awful call, but your request for "clarification" is meaningless.
I live in Rep. Jeffries's district. I have had a conversation with him in which he came off as very personable, and I genuinely felt that he listened to me.
I would vote against him in a primary against just about any progressive candidate.
I would vote against him in a primary against just about any progressive candidate.
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I live in Rep. Jeffries's district. I have had a conversation with him in which he came off as very personable, and I genuinely felt that he listened to me.
I would vote against him in a primary against just about any progressive candidate.
I would vote against him in a primary against just about any progressive candidate.
I have done many hundreds of ESPN+ broadcasts in my life. We've had total power outages, sure, and MAYBE I've seen camera settings reach air, but never something like this.
October 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I have done many hundreds of ESPN+ broadcasts in my life. We've had total power outages, sure, and MAYBE I've seen camera settings reach air, but never something like this.
What an exceptional, fascinating factoid. This is exactly why Supper Mario Broth is such an awesome resource.
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
What an exceptional, fascinating factoid. This is exactly why Supper Mario Broth is such an awesome resource.
The season Jim Tobin hit 3 HR in a game, he was worth 1.8 WAR with his bat and 0.4 WAR with his arm, while leading the majors in home runs allowed.
I love that.
I love that.
October 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The season Jim Tobin hit 3 HR in a game, he was worth 1.8 WAR with his bat and 0.4 WAR with his arm, while leading the majors in home runs allowed.
I love that.
I love that.
This is the most heartwarming sentence I've heard all week. 🧡
October 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is the most heartwarming sentence I've heard all week. 🧡