Cantankerous1
@cantankerous1.bsky.social
Covert blue dot, smart ass most of the time, dumb ass at other times. Hiding in the woods where they can't find me. Not the chatty type.
Join ICE, get $50K.
Join the military, get $1776.
Decisions, decisions…..
Join the military, get $1776.
Decisions, decisions…..
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Join ICE, get $50K.
Join the military, get $1776.
Decisions, decisions…..
Join the military, get $1776.
Decisions, decisions…..
Wrong drugs. Wrong dosage. Maybe both.
December 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Wrong drugs. Wrong dosage. Maybe both.
Eyeing my dog’s Prozac.
December 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Eyeing my dog’s Prozac.
Isn’t there a saying something about the family that preys together?
December 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Isn’t there a saying something about the family that preys together?
Old enough to remember when this happened.
Stubborn enough to refuse to change from the original.
Stubborn enough to refuse to change from the original.
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Old enough to remember when this happened.
Stubborn enough to refuse to change from the original.
Stubborn enough to refuse to change from the original.
He pardons them because either Miller says, “Sign here,” or they pay him.
December 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
He pardons them because either Miller says, “Sign here,” or they pay him.
Like stink on shit, not a surprise.
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Like stink on shit, not a surprise.
Cheesy, cheap, and tacky.
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Cheesy, cheap, and tacky.
I think it's kind of mean.
Plus, it needs to have Ice Barbie in the picture. I wanna see her make up smear.
Plus, it needs to have Ice Barbie in the picture. I wanna see her make up smear.
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think it's kind of mean.
Plus, it needs to have Ice Barbie in the picture. I wanna see her make up smear.
Plus, it needs to have Ice Barbie in the picture. I wanna see her make up smear.
Also not worth the money for neglected national parks, un-woke educational institutions, and the neglect of the residents and environment. What's left?
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Also not worth the money for neglected national parks, un-woke educational institutions, and the neglect of the residents and environment. What's left?
Now hold on. I bet this could all become a non-issue. How much money do you have? I'll see what I can do for that amount.
Hmmmmm.....
We can let you slide on the employer's phone numbers. How's that?
Hmmmmm.....
We can let you slide on the employer's phone numbers. How's that?
December 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Now hold on. I bet this could all become a non-issue. How much money do you have? I'll see what I can do for that amount.
Hmmmmm.....
We can let you slide on the employer's phone numbers. How's that?
Hmmmmm.....
We can let you slide on the employer's phone numbers. How's that?
Pick one:
A. I don't recall.
B. That's classified information I can't reveal.
A. I don't recall.
B. That's classified information I can't reveal.
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Pick one:
A. I don't recall.
B. That's classified information I can't reveal.
A. I don't recall.
B. That's classified information I can't reveal.
Siding with Kushner. Who’da thunk it?
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Siding with Kushner. Who’da thunk it?
Siding with Kushner. Who’da thunk it?
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Siding with Kushner. Who’da thunk it?
Why isn't Noem using those 2 jets she already bought?
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Why isn't Noem using those 2 jets she already bought?
How do they qualify for a mortgage? Is there a super secret Somali bank somewhere?
December 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
How do they qualify for a mortgage? Is there a super secret Somali bank somewhere?
All that Welfare money. Duh.
December 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
All that Welfare money. Duh.
We used to worry that a bot was pretending to be a human. Now we have to worry about a human pretending to be a bot.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
We used to worry that a bot was pretending to be a human. Now we have to worry about a human pretending to be a bot.
Miller and Vought.
December 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Miller and Vought.
LL Bean does the same thing within one style of shirt/sweater/pants. Some colors are more better than others, apparently. Cost me an extra $20 becaude hubby dosn't look as good in lime green as he does in dark gray.
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
LL Bean does the same thing within one style of shirt/sweater/pants. Some colors are more better than others, apparently. Cost me an extra $20 becaude hubby dosn't look as good in lime green as he does in dark gray.
Along the same line: We can tell when your parents fill out your scholarship application. Those go directly into the circular file.
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Along the same line: We can tell when your parents fill out your scholarship application. Those go directly into the circular file.
A trophy that depicts hands holding up the world from a sport where using your hands is illegal. Alrighty then…..
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
A trophy that depicts hands holding up the world from a sport where using your hands is illegal. Alrighty then…..
Bets on how long he'll wear that medal before he takes it off? I've got $5 on 2 weeks.
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Bets on how long he'll wear that medal before he takes it off? I've got $5 on 2 weeks.
Drugs. Probably more than one.
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Drugs. Probably more than one.