Cantankerous1
@cantankerous1.bsky.social
Covert blue dot, smart ass most of the time, dumb ass at other times. Hiding in the woods where they can't find me. Not the chatty type.
You can't have a donut because I'm on a diet. 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You can't have a donut because I'm on a diet. 🙄
I'm not sure where you live, but I scored a 16-lb whole national brand frozen turkey for under $6. Local grocery has them for $18 off if you buy $50 of groceries, as low as 28¢/lb. Also spent $15 on a prime 5-lb frozen turkey breast and thought I was splurging.
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm not sure where you live, but I scored a 16-lb whole national brand frozen turkey for under $6. Local grocery has them for $18 off if you buy $50 of groceries, as low as 28¢/lb. Also spent $15 on a prime 5-lb frozen turkey breast and thought I was splurging.
If you miss me, I’m out looking for a reason to give a crap any more.
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you miss me, I’m out looking for a reason to give a crap any more.
Nice scenario, but it would leave Pee Wee Goebbles still in control.
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Nice scenario, but it would leave Pee Wee Goebbles still in control.
Sooner or later, this will come to bite them in the butt. When they or *their* child gets cancer, oh, well......
October 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sooner or later, this will come to bite them in the butt. When they or *their* child gets cancer, oh, well......
Mikey can't see Trump's head from his current position. Not the big one, anyway.
September 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Mikey can't see Trump's head from his current position. Not the big one, anyway.
Reposted by Cantankerous1
August 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The world is falling apart and the local news is reporting on a 45-year old flood and a guy who creates cereals for celebrities.
<facepalm>
<facepalm>
August 13, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The world is falling apart and the local news is reporting on a 45-year old flood and a guy who creates cereals for celebrities.
<facepalm>
<facepalm>
Any chance that's his EKG and not his signature? 🤞
July 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Any chance that's his EKG and not his signature? 🤞
Great day for the "I Got Mine, Fuck You" crowd.
July 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Great day for the "I Got Mine, Fuck You" crowd.
Anyone have a clue if/how Section 8 housing will be affected by this travesty?
June 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Anyone have a clue if/how Section 8 housing will be affected by this travesty?
For those cheering the no-tax-on-tips: Remember that your Social Security will be calculated on your earned income. This will come back to bite you in the ass.
June 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
For those cheering the no-tax-on-tips: Remember that your Social Security will be calculated on your earned income. This will come back to bite you in the ass.
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Happy Obama Appreciation Day!!!
📷cr: Pete Souza
📷cr: Pete Souza
June 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Happy Obama Appreciation Day!!!
📷cr: Pete Souza
📷cr: Pete Souza
Let's play a game. We can send ICE to pick up Stephen Miller and bet on how long it takes him to scream "habeas corpus." I'll put $20 on < 5 minutes.
May 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Let's play a game. We can send ICE to pick up Stephen Miller and bet on how long it takes him to scream "habeas corpus." I'll put $20 on < 5 minutes.
Sooooo.... Anybody price out those Chinese MAGA hats lately?
April 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Sooooo.... Anybody price out those Chinese MAGA hats lately?
And not a single one of those millions and millions of screwers will be able to purchase an iPhone.
April 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
And not a single one of those millions and millions of screwers will be able to purchase an iPhone.
Signalgate Cocktail:
Pour 2 fingers of whiskey into a highball glass.
Pour in another 2 fingers of whiskey.
Stir lightly.
Pour in another finger of whiskey.
Stir.
Drink what's left in the bottle.
Pour 2 fingers of whiskey into a highball glass.
Pour in another 2 fingers of whiskey.
Stir lightly.
Pour in another finger of whiskey.
Stir.
Drink what's left in the bottle.
March 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Signalgate Cocktail:
Pour 2 fingers of whiskey into a highball glass.
Pour in another 2 fingers of whiskey.
Stir lightly.
Pour in another finger of whiskey.
Stir.
Drink what's left in the bottle.
Pour 2 fingers of whiskey into a highball glass.
Pour in another 2 fingers of whiskey.
Stir lightly.
Pour in another finger of whiskey.
Stir.
Drink what's left in the bottle.
I'm in the US but I went out and bought Canadian maple syrup today.
So there, Donald!
So there, Donald!
March 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm in the US but I went out and bought Canadian maple syrup today.
So there, Donald!
So there, Donald!
@bcdreyer.social We need a lesson on rein/reign stat. You can toss rain in there for good measure.
February 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
@bcdreyer.social We need a lesson on rein/reign stat. You can toss rain in there for good measure.
Next thing to break: Unemployment.
February 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Next thing to break: Unemployment.
Soooo….. What’s going to happen when all the people that get fired by Elon go to apply for unemployment?
February 8, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Soooo….. What’s going to happen when all the people that get fired by Elon go to apply for unemployment?
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Let's get this circulated!! 😤
February 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Let's get this circulated!! 😤
Has anyone tried turning off the power to the Treasury building?
February 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Has anyone tried turning off the power to the Treasury building?