Kayla G.M.
@canpanicnow.bsky.social
Appellate attorney just trying to write, read, research, and drink more water.
"I'll be your Huckleberry." ~ Doc Holliday
"I'll be your Huckleberry." ~ Doc Holliday
Most Lawyers: "Actually, midnight is the perfect filing time."
July 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Most Lawyers: "Actually, midnight is the perfect filing time."
"Snakes are so scary."
Look at this little goofball. Does he look scary? With that little grin? Those big googly eyes? No. He's a cute little rat.
Now, the floods driving all the snakes into the trees is what's scary though.
Look at this little goofball. Does he look scary? With that little grin? Those big googly eyes? No. He's a cute little rat.
Now, the floods driving all the snakes into the trees is what's scary though.
May 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Snakes are so scary."
Look at this little goofball. Does he look scary? With that little grin? Those big googly eyes? No. He's a cute little rat.
Now, the floods driving all the snakes into the trees is what's scary though.
Look at this little goofball. Does he look scary? With that little grin? Those big googly eyes? No. He's a cute little rat.
Now, the floods driving all the snakes into the trees is what's scary though.
Trump ran on protecting women from trans people. But protecting women against a real threat -- domestic violence? Nope. That's actually fine with them.
April 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Trump ran on protecting women from trans people. But protecting women against a real threat -- domestic violence? Nope. That's actually fine with them.
RIP, Doc. "I'll be your Huckleberry" taught a whole generation about friendship.
April 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
RIP, Doc. "I'll be your Huckleberry" taught a whole generation about friendship.
"Actually, the judicial branch enforces its own laws now"
March 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Actually, the judicial branch enforces its own laws now"
Times New Roman preference is the millennial font designator as much as double spacing after the period is a Gen x designator?
March 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Times New Roman preference is the millennial font designator as much as double spacing after the period is a Gen x designator?
Watching Tesla stock tank just feels like
March 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Watching Tesla stock tank just feels like
We finally figured out which simulation we live in, but, unfortunately, it's just the Oregon Trail.
March 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
We finally figured out which simulation we live in, but, unfortunately, it's just the Oregon Trail.
Unhinged lawyer moment: *sending emails at 11 p.m. on Sunday night signing off with* "thanks! enjoy the rest of your weekend!"
March 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Unhinged lawyer moment: *sending emails at 11 p.m. on Sunday night signing off with* "thanks! enjoy the rest of your weekend!"
Me using "therefore" and habeas corpus in a brief:
February 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Me using "therefore" and habeas corpus in a brief:
They've banned so many of her books because her words are too powerful.
February 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
They've banned so many of her books because her words are too powerful.
"We're going to get rid of the post office."
FRCP 4:
FRCP 4:
February 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"We're going to get rid of the post office."
FRCP 4:
FRCP 4:
Tolkien always delivers some inspiration when the world needs it most.
February 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Tolkien always delivers some inspiration when the world needs it most.
Scary resemblance. I didn't recognize that character because of the remake. 😂
February 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Scary resemblance. I didn't recognize that character because of the remake. 😂
If I send you this, just know I'm saying that you're full of shit.
February 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If I send you this, just know I'm saying that you're full of shit.
"Right time, wrong guy"
February 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"Right time, wrong guy"
Seconded by Aloy Inc.
February 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Seconded by Aloy Inc.
Defendant, staring a judge straight in the eyes and saying, "No. Your Honor. The drug test is wrong."
February 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Defendant, staring a judge straight in the eyes and saying, "No. Your Honor. The drug test is wrong."
She doesn't know we're in a constitutional crisis.
February 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
She doesn't know we're in a constitutional crisis.
Never change, Facebook marketplace.
February 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Never change, Facebook marketplace.
Microsoft Outlook: *pings*
Me:
Me:
December 12, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Microsoft Outlook: *pings*
Me:
Me:
Someone (me) is about to learn how to take less trash pictures.
November 22, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Someone (me) is about to learn how to take less trash pictures.
How I sound, three years out of law school giving entering 1Ls advice:
October 23, 2024 at 2:38 AM
How I sound, three years out of law school giving entering 1Ls advice: