Kayla G.M.
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canpanicnow.bsky.social
Kayla G.M.
@canpanicnow.bsky.social
Appellate attorney just trying to write, read, research, and drink more water.

"I'll be your Huckleberry." ~ Doc Holliday
Most Lawyers: "Actually, midnight is the perfect filing time."
July 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"Snakes are so scary."

Look at this little goofball. Does he look scary? With that little grin? Those big googly eyes? No. He's a cute little rat.

Now, the floods driving all the snakes into the trees is what's scary though.
May 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Trump ran on protecting women from trans people. But protecting women against a real threat -- domestic violence? Nope. That's actually fine with them.
April 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
RIP, Doc. "I'll be your Huckleberry" taught a whole generation about friendship.
April 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
"Actually, the judicial branch enforces its own laws now"
March 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Times New Roman preference is the millennial font designator as much as double spacing after the period is a Gen x designator?
March 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Watching Tesla stock tank just feels like
March 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
We finally figured out which simulation we live in, but, unfortunately, it's just the Oregon Trail.
March 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Unhinged lawyer moment: *sending emails at 11 p.m. on Sunday night signing off with* "thanks! enjoy the rest of your weekend!"
March 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It's done.
February 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Me using "therefore" and habeas corpus in a brief:
February 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
They've banned so many of her books because her words are too powerful.
February 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"We're going to get rid of the post office."

FRCP 4:
February 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tolkien always delivers some inspiration when the world needs it most.
February 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Scary resemblance. I didn't recognize that character because of the remake. 😂
February 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If I send you this, just know I'm saying that you're full of shit.
February 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
DOGE rn:
February 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"Right time, wrong guy"
February 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Seconded by Aloy Inc.
February 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Defendant, staring a judge straight in the eyes and saying, "No. Your Honor. The drug test is wrong."
February 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
She doesn't know we're in a constitutional crisis.
February 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Never change, Facebook marketplace.
February 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Microsoft Outlook: *pings*

Me:
December 12, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Someone (me) is about to learn how to take less trash pictures.
November 22, 2024 at 12:15 AM
How I sound, three years out of law school giving entering 1Ls advice:
October 23, 2024 at 2:38 AM