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IYKYK.
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Friendly reminder, if you’re wondering who this is behind the account, a DM asking me directly instead of outright blocking can resolve your question. My account is private until BlueSky decides to implement private accounts.
So, I get that people that are lactose intolerant should be allowed to enjoy things. However, lactose free, zero sugar Greek yogurt is a special level of torture, and I had a gag reflex so hard after one bite, I think I strained a throat muscle…
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You know… using your own tragedy for attention-seeking, then calling people out for not showing sympathies right away, regardless of the reason… I just can’t get behind. It just screams “narcissism” in my mind.
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
OK, anyone who wants to argue against me about punching nazis, you just get blocked. Fuck you all for being apologist. point blank, motherfucking period, end of motherfucking story. Don't fucking test me.
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
No, seriously, anyone who votes for this and is for this, you’re straight up dead to me.
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Just in case….
Fuck every last person who voted for these scumbag republicans.
October 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
So, because I didn’t go to No Kings on Saturday (long story short: crowd anxiety), and I’m a “right-winger” because of it. Cool 😂
I love those with unchecked anger issues!
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
*sigh* … Can we normalize NOT punching down on gay-owned businesses within our community over the products they release? It’s getting really annoying seeing gay men talk shit about another because they are trying. We really need to stop eating our own.
October 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Oh, that’s cute: you post all these pictures and your JFF stuff, but when you get people liking your posts you block them? Idk, kinda petty…
October 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This really is not the hot take you think it is… it’s a hot shit take. And “I said what I said”….
October 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If you’ve watched The Big Lebowski, then you know 😜
September 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Oh, hey GROWLR scammer, you good fam?
September 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Hey - I’ll wear that badge loud and proud 😂😂😂
September 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Musk got all friendly again with the orange wannabe dictator yesterday. So please continue to avoid buying a Tesla.
September 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Today I learned what TIL stood for.
And yes, I planned that statement purposefully 😂
September 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Interesting… I get unfriended by a couple after helping to signal boost their house being on the market. Not sure why. But hey, they can go on my block list then… and I’ll just refrain from helping others with signal boosting in the future.
September 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It must be nice to be this popular, A-list pretty bear in Palm Springs, and use your Meta as a social engineering experiment. Don’t worry, you lost more credibility with me. Unfriended.
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Oh, and perhaps it’s time for a bit of a cleansing of friends lists across all socials, especially the meta platform. I’d hate to be that “drive-by friend” to people I have friended over the years. This time I’ll have to scrutinize the connection.
September 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Wow… trying to pawn off a “Thanks Biden!” As a joke, when you have a huge friend base, is really not the thing you want to do in this climate. I’ll just let you eviscerate yourself off of that hill there.
September 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Locking things down a smidge. Just because.
September 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
And now we have the music artists bending the knee… one more artist off my library. I’m sure many more to follow.
September 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Holding onto this rn… because I am seeing a lot and trying to stay just observant. Not only for things that may happen, but other recent discoveries that makes me go hmmmm…..
September 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Who in my follower list is also on Mastodon? Any issues?
September 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Sorry, not sorry. If you’re gonna get that offended, not my problem. Maybe you just need to do better. Btw, if you’re gonna talk shit, maybe make sure your profile is private. Nice try, my guy. Now to find and block you on the rest of my socials.
September 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Identifying yourself as a “normal (insert identifier)” is pretty much automatic grounds for a block. Why? That pretty much means you’re an aunty Tammy sellout to the LGBTQ+ community that voted for the shitshow that we currently have. You’re not normal you’re a god damned sellout. End of discussion.
September 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM