Cannon Pinion
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Cannon Pinion
@cannonpinion.bsky.social
Simple, but effective.
Peter Brian Hegseth, Viscount Of Bourbon
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Cancel, don’t cancel, he’ll bend anyway. The Trump way.
October 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That house will never be safe to live in again. What if Noem lays eggs there?
August 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Does Charlie look like live action Humpty Dumpty or is it just me?
July 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“Trump phones spontaneously combust, accidentally sterilising MAGA diehards. Darwin Awards to honour users.”
June 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Looking at asses online is illegal now, but go to Walmart and pick up a new rifle and a case of beer, see if that takes the edge off.

Just make sure to drink responsibly when you’re around the new rifle, wondering if online ass will ever make a comeback.
May 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me.

Corruption? Yes
Explicit quid pro quo? No
May 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What’s the name of the fat shot drug? My doc would like me to drop about 10 lbs and i’d like to continue eating chocolate.
May 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Live life in such a way that your most scandalous choice is the team you root for.
May 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’m sure he had to have learned some Russian for Vlad.
May 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oh good, that’ll do it, I’m sure both sides will stop now that they know Trump’s wish.
May 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
So she withdrew from her residency and has an inactive license.

Can I be Surgeon General next? I didn’t even go to medical school.
May 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Well it’s Canada’s fault. And Joe Biden’s fault. And Denmark was mean that one time.

But look, there’s no war. That’s not a war. And gas is cheap, it’s never been cheaper. And there’s groceries, have you seen how nice the groceries are growing?
May 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Did RFK Jr. give that disease to ticks? He’s introducing new pathogens now too?
May 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
That’s roughly my nephew’s reaction when watching Paw Patrol, minus the empathy.
May 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
A visit from Vance should be couched as a thinly veiled threat.
May 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
You know nothing Don Snow, king of cholesterol and the small men.
May 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
They likely do, and I’m assuming they put them in little holes and offer lotion or the hose.
May 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This is why I’m not afraid of Skynet. We’re training our AI with shit. We’ll be just fine.
May 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every now and then, he accidentally tells the truth.
May 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Doc: you have Alzheimer’s

Trump: Reopening Alcatraz sounds like a tremendous idea!

Doc: and hearing loss

Trump: what?
May 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I bet he has to watch Star Wars alone today.
May 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
MAGA will keep buying them to show support for Trump’s tariffs.

MAGA would buy a $150 turnip grown in Putin’s garden if Trump asked them to.
May 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Darth Donold The Incontinent
May 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The dead didn’t celebrate either war. That’s what we should remember for more than a couple of years, then maybe we’ll stop murdering each other.
May 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM