Cannon Pinion
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Simple, but effective.
Peter Brian Hegseth, Viscount Of Bourbon
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Peter Brian Hegseth, Viscount Of Bourbon
Cancel, don’t cancel, he’ll bend anyway. The Trump way.
October 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Cancel, don’t cancel, he’ll bend anyway. The Trump way.
That house will never be safe to live in again. What if Noem lays eggs there?
August 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
That house will never be safe to live in again. What if Noem lays eggs there?
Does Charlie look like live action Humpty Dumpty or is it just me?
July 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Does Charlie look like live action Humpty Dumpty or is it just me?
“Trump phones spontaneously combust, accidentally sterilising MAGA diehards. Darwin Awards to honour users.”
June 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
“Trump phones spontaneously combust, accidentally sterilising MAGA diehards. Darwin Awards to honour users.”
Looking at asses online is illegal now, but go to Walmart and pick up a new rifle and a case of beer, see if that takes the edge off.
Just make sure to drink responsibly when you’re around the new rifle, wondering if online ass will ever make a comeback.
Just make sure to drink responsibly when you’re around the new rifle, wondering if online ass will ever make a comeback.
May 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Looking at asses online is illegal now, but go to Walmart and pick up a new rifle and a case of beer, see if that takes the edge off.
Just make sure to drink responsibly when you’re around the new rifle, wondering if online ass will ever make a comeback.
Just make sure to drink responsibly when you’re around the new rifle, wondering if online ass will ever make a comeback.
Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me.
Corruption? Yes
Explicit quid pro quo? No
Corruption? Yes
Explicit quid pro quo? No
May 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me.
Corruption? Yes
Explicit quid pro quo? No
Corruption? Yes
Explicit quid pro quo? No
What’s the name of the fat shot drug? My doc would like me to drop about 10 lbs and i’d like to continue eating chocolate.
May 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What’s the name of the fat shot drug? My doc would like me to drop about 10 lbs and i’d like to continue eating chocolate.
Live life in such a way that your most scandalous choice is the team you root for.
May 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Live life in such a way that your most scandalous choice is the team you root for.
I’m sure he had to have learned some Russian for Vlad.
May 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’m sure he had to have learned some Russian for Vlad.
Oh good, that’ll do it, I’m sure both sides will stop now that they know Trump’s wish.
May 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Oh good, that’ll do it, I’m sure both sides will stop now that they know Trump’s wish.
So she withdrew from her residency and has an inactive license.
Can I be Surgeon General next? I didn’t even go to medical school.
Can I be Surgeon General next? I didn’t even go to medical school.
May 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
So she withdrew from her residency and has an inactive license.
Can I be Surgeon General next? I didn’t even go to medical school.
Can I be Surgeon General next? I didn’t even go to medical school.
Well it’s Canada’s fault. And Joe Biden’s fault. And Denmark was mean that one time.
But look, there’s no war. That’s not a war. And gas is cheap, it’s never been cheaper. And there’s groceries, have you seen how nice the groceries are growing?
But look, there’s no war. That’s not a war. And gas is cheap, it’s never been cheaper. And there’s groceries, have you seen how nice the groceries are growing?
May 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Well it’s Canada’s fault. And Joe Biden’s fault. And Denmark was mean that one time.
But look, there’s no war. That’s not a war. And gas is cheap, it’s never been cheaper. And there’s groceries, have you seen how nice the groceries are growing?
But look, there’s no war. That’s not a war. And gas is cheap, it’s never been cheaper. And there’s groceries, have you seen how nice the groceries are growing?
Did RFK Jr. give that disease to ticks? He’s introducing new pathogens now too?
May 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Did RFK Jr. give that disease to ticks? He’s introducing new pathogens now too?
That’s roughly my nephew’s reaction when watching Paw Patrol, minus the empathy.
May 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
That’s roughly my nephew’s reaction when watching Paw Patrol, minus the empathy.
A visit from Vance should be couched as a thinly veiled threat.
May 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
A visit from Vance should be couched as a thinly veiled threat.
You know nothing Don Snow, king of cholesterol and the small men.
May 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You know nothing Don Snow, king of cholesterol and the small men.
They likely do, and I’m assuming they put them in little holes and offer lotion or the hose.
May 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
They likely do, and I’m assuming they put them in little holes and offer lotion or the hose.
This is why I’m not afraid of Skynet. We’re training our AI with shit. We’ll be just fine.
May 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is why I’m not afraid of Skynet. We’re training our AI with shit. We’ll be just fine.
Every now and then, he accidentally tells the truth.
May 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Every now and then, he accidentally tells the truth.
Doc: you have Alzheimer’s
Trump: Reopening Alcatraz sounds like a tremendous idea!
Doc: and hearing loss
Trump: what?
Trump: Reopening Alcatraz sounds like a tremendous idea!
Doc: and hearing loss
Trump: what?
May 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Doc: you have Alzheimer’s
Trump: Reopening Alcatraz sounds like a tremendous idea!
Doc: and hearing loss
Trump: what?
Trump: Reopening Alcatraz sounds like a tremendous idea!
Doc: and hearing loss
Trump: what?
I bet he has to watch Star Wars alone today.
May 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I bet he has to watch Star Wars alone today.
MAGA will keep buying them to show support for Trump’s tariffs.
MAGA would buy a $150 turnip grown in Putin’s garden if Trump asked them to.
MAGA would buy a $150 turnip grown in Putin’s garden if Trump asked them to.
May 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
MAGA will keep buying them to show support for Trump’s tariffs.
MAGA would buy a $150 turnip grown in Putin’s garden if Trump asked them to.
MAGA would buy a $150 turnip grown in Putin’s garden if Trump asked them to.
Darth Donold The Incontinent
May 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Darth Donold The Incontinent
The dead didn’t celebrate either war. That’s what we should remember for more than a couple of years, then maybe we’ll stop murdering each other.
May 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The dead didn’t celebrate either war. That’s what we should remember for more than a couple of years, then maybe we’ll stop murdering each other.