Cannon Pinion
@cannonpinion.bsky.social
Simple, but effective.
I bet he has to watch Star Wars alone today.
May 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I bet he has to watch Star Wars alone today.
A don never wears shorts.
April 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
A don never wears shorts.
Trump’s understanding of the real world is as follows:
April 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Trump’s understanding of the real world is as follows:
Those guys have to be actors. No way they would let this happen. Even if it was unloaded. You just don’t do this:
April 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Those guys have to be actors. No way they would let this happen. Even if it was unloaded. You just don’t do this:
I think we can rule out new during this second term.
April 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I think we can rule out new during this second term.
2025 Elon looks like Jabba.
March 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
2025 Elon looks like Jabba.
I derive joy from this:
March 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I derive joy from this:
Fuck that, this is how I get my dopamine:
March 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Fuck that, this is how I get my dopamine:
Fuck him into bankruptcy.
March 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Fuck him into bankruptcy.
Oh no. Would Elon expect some empathy?
More of this, it’s working:
More of this, it’s working:
March 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oh no. Would Elon expect some empathy?
More of this, it’s working:
More of this, it’s working:
Sad little failure-in-chief, pictured below.
March 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sad little failure-in-chief, pictured below.
And impressively quick. He really is the best at dumb shit.
March 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
And impressively quick. He really is the best at dumb shit.
Gary didn’t think the guy who stared at the sun during an eclipse was stupid.
Gary didn’t thing this guy was stupid:
Gary didn’t thing this guy was stupid:
March 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Gary didn’t think the guy who stared at the sun during an eclipse was stupid.
Gary didn’t thing this guy was stupid:
Gary didn’t thing this guy was stupid:
Calibrating the radar:
February 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Calibrating the radar:
