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cannedjazz🌹
@cannedjazz.bsky.social
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Dirtbag Leftist, Cat Dad, Southerner
Waiting for the rampjaar
Pronoun Agnostic
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Sweet, Sweet Beef
The Beef, an American shorthair cat, is laying on his back and sleeping on a fluffy interstellar cat blanket draped over a big chair. His back legs are sprawled out, his front paws drawn in, and his head smushed into the back of the chair.
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Sounds like somebody I know…
The Beef, a fellow cheese-enjoyer
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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In more ways than one
Squidward’s tentacles holding a parchment reading “You’re a 10”
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Jfc I stg
Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog with the caption “That’s it! I’m gettin’ me mallet.”
October 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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In the new, always something old
Jimmy Trillstein @JimmyTrillstein lab grown candidate vs free range A picture of Pete Buttigieg from his military days beside a picture of Graham Platner shirtless (and pantsless??) in a bar feat. totenkopf chest tattoo he totally didn’t know the meaning behind for years
October 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Similar look down south.
Power lines, trees, and hills silhouetted against a sunset
October 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The soundtrack and graphics for this game were astronomical for the time it came out. This game shook me.
Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean For Nintendo GameCube, released in 2003.
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Beef Update
The Beef, an American shorthair cat, is laying on the spare bed with a soft blanket behind him. It’s been a peaceful, relaxing Monday for the Beef.
October 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Here’s the Beef
October 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Good morning, fellow leftists.
Everyone else: 😐😒
Cannedjazz’s feet propped up on a window sill with his cat, The Beef, perched beside him. The window is slightly open for Jazz to feel the warm morning heat on his feet and for The Beef to survey the outside kingdom he rules from inside his home. He is sniffing the air, squinting at the sun, and looking out for any asshole squirrels (his words, not mine) trying to climb around the place.
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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H¡tler with two kids and Eva Braun; a caption over them saying, “He had a family! 😭😭😭”
September 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The Fort Bragg Cartel: Drug Trafficking and Murder in the Special Forces by Seth Harp
September 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I’m terribly sorry to hear of this. I hope this passes quickly and you feel better.
If a humpback whale smonked a j would it be like this? (J in whale’s mouth) or like this? (J in whale’s blowhole) “Fuck it, I’ll start my own country” Featuring a grumpy kitty driving a truck with cat condos filled in the truck A skull-shaped toilet (Spooky dookie?) or.. A skull-shaped urinal (Creepy peepee) A horse with a j in his mouth, draped with a blanket that reads, “Don’t give up. You can cuss the whole time just don’t give up.”
September 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
Dr. Teeth
September 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
hold on pardner i’m overstimulated by berneri Drawing of a panicked dog wearing a cowboy hat
August 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Some solace on this Sunday with my partner
View of a local coffee shop from the backyard. Small tables are scattered across the yard with a couple of people seated at some. It’s partly cloudy and sunny outside.
August 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Jfc, I’m sending good energy you and your father’s way.
The world might be chewing me up and shitting me out but I’m built like a piece of corn.
August 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Girlfriend blessed me with the biggest potato chip of the bag.

I love this woman so much.
Big chip™️
August 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Mfer look like Dorian Tyrell from The Mask

Tbh, Idk whether he’s botox’d tf up or if AI “created” this
Vince McMahon, apparently Dorian Tyrell from The Mask
August 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Wrestling only looks gay
August 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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“iNsuFfiCiEnT pUriTy, hUh?”
Fucking centrist liberals, man.
August 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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When your partner starts Invisalign
X, X everywhere meme featuring Buzz Lightyear and Woody Caption: Rubber bands, rubber bands everywhere
August 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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lmfaooooo
Another owned liberal farting in a room by themselves
August 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Good morning, comrades and comrades only
The Beef sleeping on a folding beach chair with a soft blanket of a cat in outer space draped over the chair
August 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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The next random tweet by Andrew Cuomo.
A balloon filled with golden confetti with a stenciled “The Man, The Myth, The Legend” phrase taped to the balloon
August 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM