cannedjazz🌹
@cannedjazz.bsky.social
Dirtbag Leftist, Cat Dad, Southerner
Waiting for the rampjaar
Pronoun Agnostic
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻
Pokémon Go: 2826 3474 0964
Waiting for the rampjaar
Pronoun Agnostic
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻
Pokémon Go: 2826 3474 0964
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cannedjazz🌹
@cannedjazz.bsky.social
· Mar 26
How lonely are you willing to be in your beliefs?
How much general indifference can you tolerate?
Are you willing to take personal risks when there’s no tangible idea of what a good future would even look like at this point?
How much general indifference can you tolerate?
Are you willing to take personal risks when there’s no tangible idea of what a good future would even look like at this point?
Hey Fulnecky, facts don’t care about your feelings. Fuck your feelings.
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hey Fulnecky, facts don’t care about your feelings. Fuck your feelings.
Found my beanie I’ve had for like 15 years. 🖤
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Found my beanie I’ve had for like 15 years. 🖤
Let this radicalize you against capitalism, what more can we say to these ignorant fucks
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Let this radicalize you against capitalism, what more can we say to these ignorant fucks
Now Brak Friday, I will always get behind.
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Now Brak Friday, I will always get behind.
Solidarity to the workers who have to work today. I’m privileged to not have to work in retail or food service for the past 6 years, so I stay home on Black Friday to be one fewer person to deal with.
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Solidarity to the workers who have to work today. I’m privileged to not have to work in retail or food service for the past 6 years, so I stay home on Black Friday to be one fewer person to deal with.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Fleet Foxes
Beach House
Vampire Weekend
Grizzly Bear
Maggie Rogers/The Japanese House
Fleet Foxes
Beach House
Vampire Weekend
Grizzly Bear
Maggie Rogers/The Japanese House
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Depeche Mode
Nine Inch Nails
The Hooters
John Carpenter
Howard Shore
Depeche Mode
Nine Inch Nails
The Hooters
John Carpenter
Howard Shore
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Nirvana
R.E.M.
NIN
Soundgarden
Elvis Presley
Nirvana
R.E.M.
NIN
Soundgarden
Elvis Presley
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Fleet Foxes
Beach House
Vampire Weekend
Grizzly Bear
Maggie Rogers/The Japanese House
Fleet Foxes
Beach House
Vampire Weekend
Grizzly Bear
Maggie Rogers/The Japanese House
Why have the CIA when you were raised by an emotionally manipulative mom who gaslights you into denial, puts up facades, tries to psy-op you back to Christian Nationalism, and spies on you smoking outside despite years of knowing that goes on?
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Why have the CIA when you were raised by an emotionally manipulative mom who gaslights you into denial, puts up facades, tries to psy-op you back to Christian Nationalism, and spies on you smoking outside despite years of knowing that goes on?
Why is Al Roker dressed up like Freddy Krueger
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Why is Al Roker dressed up like Freddy Krueger
Positive news: cast iron coffee cake is a big hit with the parentals.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Positive news: cast iron coffee cake is a big hit with the parentals.
Dad won’t stfu about Pikachu during the Thanksgiving day parade because I’ve been playing Pokémon since 2nd grade. Idk why he makes it such a big deal.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Dad won’t stfu about Pikachu during the Thanksgiving day parade because I’ve been playing Pokémon since 2nd grade. Idk why he makes it such a big deal.
Dad expressed his desire to be one of the people holding the ropes to the inflatables at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade.
My dad is Mr. Pitt from Seinfeld.
My dad is Mr. Pitt from Seinfeld.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Dad expressed his desire to be one of the people holding the ropes to the inflatables at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade.
My dad is Mr. Pitt from Seinfeld.
My dad is Mr. Pitt from Seinfeld.
Alright, let’s see what I notice about my family this Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Alright, let’s see what I notice about my family this Thanksgiving.
Status of The Beef
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Status of The Beef
And we’re leaf-blowing in the rain because…?
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
And we’re leaf-blowing in the rain because…?
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For one moment, all was right with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
For one moment, all was right with the world.
I’ve been away from my son for five days and I missed him so much. Feels so good to have him back in my arms. Sweet Beef.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’ve been away from my son for five days and I missed him so much. Feels so good to have him back in my arms. Sweet Beef.
Dudes really be like “oh boy, 2:06am!” and proceed to rev the fuck out of their cars rigged with the loudest fart pipes they can get.
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Dudes really be like “oh boy, 2:06am!” and proceed to rev the fuck out of their cars rigged with the loudest fart pipes they can get.
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Now that a Republican likes him, maybe the Democrats will treat him a little better 🙄 Fucking dipshits
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Now that a Republican likes him, maybe the Democrats will treat him a little better 🙄 Fucking dipshits
“Florida: Punishment Park”
"Florida: California prices at West Virginia wages"
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“Florida: Punishment Park”
When are we all gonna realize “private equity” is an oxymoron.
private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
When are we all gonna realize “private equity” is an oxymoron.
Human Centipede, but it’s Bubba getting sucked by Donald getting sucked by Musk.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Human Centipede, but it’s Bubba getting sucked by Donald getting sucked by Musk.
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ppl are way too obsessed with individualism and then become overly nihilistic when they find out just how insignificant they are in the grand scheme of things like yeah man maybe that should encourage you to be more cooperative and empathetic in solving problems
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
ppl are way too obsessed with individualism and then become overly nihilistic when they find out just how insignificant they are in the grand scheme of things like yeah man maybe that should encourage you to be more cooperative and empathetic in solving problems