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Tess
@cannabiscourt.bsky.social
Xennial-ish Canadian (YEG) streamer, and generally silly person. My 3 specialities are Games, ganja, music, and Art, my 4 specialties are....
My pronouns are she/her, and my titular address or honorific is Skipper.

I play alot of battletech/MW though
LMFAO omg the Pandoras box of war crimes in the Battletech universe is like the Energizer Bunny, just keeps going and going and going and going... LMFAO
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Also restricted mechs, but it doesn't say which mechs you can have, only which mechs you own are compatible. I have 452 mechs, so that's fine, but others are not so fortunate or skilled. You didn't need to work this hard.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Not only that, but stock weapon groupings. Even if you own the stock mech, and set the weapon groups in the lab. It resets when the match starts...

Who's mouse has SEVEN attack buttons bud?
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Was I wrong to say "BRO YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE 2 HANDS TO THROW GET THE FUCK OUT"

Felt more polite than making fun of his height.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Tamriel? That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Nevertheless you have my fire!
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Today, with 6 days left, it came out. Really wanted to take it easy, really enjoy it. I love mass effect. But nope, we power grinding for rewards now.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Omg I didn't even get in the door and from the sound of it, I'm the lucky one LMFAO
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Gee Tess, maybe give it a rest.

MOTHERFUCKER I AM TRYING. WHY DO YOU THINK I'M PLAYING CHILL SPACE GAME WITH MY FRIENDS? OR, GODDAMN TRYING TO.

What I'm asking for isn't hard, it's not complicated, it's basic scheduling. That's all. That's possibly what's the worst part.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
And like, we all know some legal doublespeak asshole will say "Xbox isn't a priority for us due to lower player numbers"

And like, aw geez, no idea why that might be at all. Nothing like being locked out of your friends game by version differences to really make you want to log in right?
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
In a few hours, its going to be a full 4 days behind.

ON A MISSION YOU ONLY HAVE 14 DAYS TO COMPLETE.

Forgot why I had stopped playing this. It's because @nomansskys.bsky.social doesn't care about an entire server. @nomansskynews.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It does not. The entire Xbox and gamepass servers do not have access to the Redux content yet.
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
@nomansbsky.bsky.social it's now 3 days behind. An entire server just, left behind. Seriously? What an asshole. A Tribute TO XBOX, THREE DAYS LATE TO XBOX. Yeah, fuck you too buddy.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Devs treat us like drug addicts, while openly contributing to the world we're trying to escape, (setting it on fire with AI this season, literally) they make this world, then punish those who try to escape.
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"buy it on sale"

Sales happen when player numbers drop, they literally are designed to occur AFTER your friends have grown tired of it and moved on. Intentionally deepening the sense of FOMO on the next update.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Don't forget, you don't *have* to buy it right away, they make more money if you buy it in bits here and there to try and keep up with your friends. So don't buy the full game, buy half a game now, then another 20%, then another 20%, and so on.
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is not an issue for LITERALLY ANY OTHER GAME ON THE PLATFORM.

Just you... Therefore, it's very very likely it's a very very easy fix. As 1 person teams with their first game seem able to figure it out. Like, actually. I mean that insultingly, but it's also actually true.
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Change the ending date to account for Xbox players (AND GAMEPASS PLAYERS) starting several days late, missing an integral weekend for players who have jobs. That thing we need to access your game.

Nope, fuck those guys.
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM