Tess
@cannabiscourt.bsky.social
Xennial-ish Canadian (YEG) streamer, and generally silly person. My 3 specialities are Games, ganja, music, and Art, my 4 specialties are....
My pronouns are she/her, and my titular address or honorific is Skipper.
I play alot of battletech/MW though
My pronouns are she/her, and my titular address or honorific is Skipper.
I play alot of battletech/MW though
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Tess
@cannabiscourt.bsky.social
· Mar 9
You have 3 groups.
1 committed a full on genocide. 1 engaged in slavery, and the third is planning a mass genocide of the other 2.
Who's the bad guy?
Answer? It's a fucking video game and if you wanna open Pandoras box things are gonna get messy fast.
#nomanssky
1 committed a full on genocide. 1 engaged in slavery, and the third is planning a mass genocide of the other 2.
Who's the bad guy?
Answer? It's a fucking video game and if you wanna open Pandoras box things are gonna get messy fast.
#nomanssky
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
You have 3 groups.
1 committed a full on genocide. 1 engaged in slavery, and the third is planning a mass genocide of the other 2.
Who's the bad guy?
Answer? It's a fucking video game and if you wanna open Pandoras box things are gonna get messy fast.
#nomanssky
1 committed a full on genocide. 1 engaged in slavery, and the third is planning a mass genocide of the other 2.
Who's the bad guy?
Answer? It's a fucking video game and if you wanna open Pandoras box things are gonna get messy fast.
#nomanssky
You're my first, last, and greatest love. Source of my passion, home to my power. So I ask, with the greatest respect I have.
Dearest Piranha games, what in the world were you thinking with stock mechs? Actually
Dearest Piranha games, what in the world were you thinking with stock mechs? Actually
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You're my first, last, and greatest love. Source of my passion, home to my power. So I ask, with the greatest respect I have.
Dearest Piranha games, what in the world were you thinking with stock mechs? Actually
Dearest Piranha games, what in the world were you thinking with stock mechs? Actually
So, I'm grabbing a burger at A&W right? Sit down in the car, eating away max chill. See this dude, ACTUALLY LITERALLY SMOKING MêTH on the patio... Tired of stupidity, I start yelling at the guy to GTFO. Bro decided to step up...
He's nipple high...
He's missing a hand... No gear, no hook nothing
He's nipple high...
He's missing a hand... No gear, no hook nothing
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
So, I'm grabbing a burger at A&W right? Sit down in the car, eating away max chill. See this dude, ACTUALLY LITERALLY SMOKING MêTH on the patio... Tired of stupidity, I start yelling at the guy to GTFO. Bro decided to step up...
He's nipple high...
He's missing a hand... No gear, no hook nothing
He's nipple high...
He's missing a hand... No gear, no hook nothing
@canadianarmy.bsky.social so, does the 41st reserve battalion need a chef or not? They keep posting it on every job site, tried to talk to a recruiter about it today at a career fair and they just handed me a sheet and said sign up online. Do you not need people? Cause it didn't feel that way lol
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
@canadianarmy.bsky.social so, does the 41st reserve battalion need a chef or not? They keep posting it on every job site, tried to talk to a recruiter about it today at a career fair and they just handed me a sheet and said sign up online. Do you not need people? Cause it didn't feel that way lol
And this morning, Xbox is down. I mean, now the only escape route is mechwarrior online. Sorry dudes, Madame is coming in hot to trot and down to clown.
a sign that says missiles on it with a green button below it
ALT: a sign that says missiles on it with a green button below it
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
And this morning, Xbox is down. I mean, now the only escape route is mechwarrior online. Sorry dudes, Madame is coming in hot to trot and down to clown.
Buuuuuuddy. Even with the GOTY Edition, all creation club stuff the fallout 4 anniversary upgrade is FIFTY FIVE DOLLARS?
Daaaaaamn. How about no bro lol.
Daaaaaamn. How about no bro lol.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Buuuuuuddy. Even with the GOTY Edition, all creation club stuff the fallout 4 anniversary upgrade is FIFTY FIVE DOLLARS?
Daaaaaamn. How about no bro lol.
Daaaaaamn. How about no bro lol.
In comedy news @riskofraingame.bsky.social has made the bold move to increase prices with their latest dlc pack, making them a 60$ entry if you wanna play with your friends. The same price as the latest COD title or any other AA title.
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In comedy news @riskofraingame.bsky.social has made the bold move to increase prices with their latest dlc pack, making them a 60$ entry if you wanna play with your friends. The same price as the latest COD title or any other AA title.
You wanna know what it is? What it REALLY is?
We all know rich people are assholes. Even nice people, soon as they get scratch, turn to dicks. We all know this already.
But they are bound and determined to prove to us all how rude, petty, and in their own way they are, every, goddamn, day.
We all know rich people are assholes. Even nice people, soon as they get scratch, turn to dicks. We all know this already.
But they are bound and determined to prove to us all how rude, petty, and in their own way they are, every, goddamn, day.
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You wanna know what it is? What it REALLY is?
We all know rich people are assholes. Even nice people, soon as they get scratch, turn to dicks. We all know this already.
But they are bound and determined to prove to us all how rude, petty, and in their own way they are, every, goddamn, day.
We all know rich people are assholes. Even nice people, soon as they get scratch, turn to dicks. We all know this already.
But they are bound and determined to prove to us all how rude, petty, and in their own way they are, every, goddamn, day.
Hypershort, FOMO based content is fine, I guess.
BUT NOT WHEN YOU LEAVE ONE PLATFORM 3 DAYS BEHIND IN LAUNCH, BUT NOT ENDING.
No Man's Sky, Sean, seriously. Love to do the mission that's super time limited. But it's not on Xbox .....
IT'S A FUCKING MASS EFFECT THEMED MISSION, NOT ON XBOX.
BUT NOT WHEN YOU LEAVE ONE PLATFORM 3 DAYS BEHIND IN LAUNCH, BUT NOT ENDING.
No Man's Sky, Sean, seriously. Love to do the mission that's super time limited. But it's not on Xbox .....
IT'S A FUCKING MASS EFFECT THEMED MISSION, NOT ON XBOX.
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hypershort, FOMO based content is fine, I guess.
BUT NOT WHEN YOU LEAVE ONE PLATFORM 3 DAYS BEHIND IN LAUNCH, BUT NOT ENDING.
No Man's Sky, Sean, seriously. Love to do the mission that's super time limited. But it's not on Xbox .....
IT'S A FUCKING MASS EFFECT THEMED MISSION, NOT ON XBOX.
BUT NOT WHEN YOU LEAVE ONE PLATFORM 3 DAYS BEHIND IN LAUNCH, BUT NOT ENDING.
No Man's Sky, Sean, seriously. Love to do the mission that's super time limited. But it's not on Xbox .....
IT'S A FUCKING MASS EFFECT THEMED MISSION, NOT ON XBOX.
Microsoft has figured out how to kill AI. Force a model that's an absolute idiot onto every system in the world. Copilot is so dumb it could only be a conscious choice from @microsoft.com genius move, well done.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Microsoft has figured out how to kill AI. Force a model that's an absolute idiot onto every system in the world. Copilot is so dumb it could only be a conscious choice from @microsoft.com genius move, well done.
@nomansbsky.bsky.social I love you, but seriously fix Corvette spawning. Seriously. Coolest ships in the game, can't be used with any teleporter
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
@nomansbsky.bsky.social I love you, but seriously fix Corvette spawning. Seriously. Coolest ships in the game, can't be used with any teleporter
Last night at battletech one of the guys called me Natasha Kerensky... Like it's an insult to be compared to one of the meanest and most skilled women in all of battletech.
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Last night at battletech one of the guys called me Natasha Kerensky... Like it's an insult to be compared to one of the meanest and most skilled women in all of battletech.
Warhammer fans, someone GAVE me a core book! Imma make a girl space Marine. Gonna bring that big Urbie energy to the warhammer
October 31, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Warhammer fans, someone GAVE me a core book! Imma make a girl space Marine. Gonna bring that big Urbie energy to the warhammer
TIL why people who play no Man's Sky never build underground bases.... The hard way. RIP my testing centre and underground garages lol.
October 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
TIL why people who play no Man's Sky never build underground bases.... The hard way. RIP my testing centre and underground garages lol.
@edmontonpolice.bsky.social real talk, how many trans police officers are there?
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
@edmontonpolice.bsky.social real talk, how many trans police officers are there?
When all the stress and frustration finally pays out. I GOT BATTLETECH GOTHIC BITCHES! ANOTHER URBIE HAS JOINED THE CHAT!
October 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
When all the stress and frustration finally pays out. I GOT BATTLETECH GOTHIC BITCHES! ANOTHER URBIE HAS JOINED THE CHAT!
Awesome seeing all my friends on steam play the latest no Man's Sky update.
@nomansbsky.bsky.social
But why is it not on the Xbox servers? Even PC players who are accessing via Xbox are locked out of the expedition. Super awesome to do it AFTER all the spoilers came out....
@nomansbsky.bsky.social
But why is it not on the Xbox servers? Even PC players who are accessing via Xbox are locked out of the expedition. Super awesome to do it AFTER all the spoilers came out....
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Awesome seeing all my friends on steam play the latest no Man's Sky update.
@nomansbsky.bsky.social
But why is it not on the Xbox servers? Even PC players who are accessing via Xbox are locked out of the expedition. Super awesome to do it AFTER all the spoilers came out....
@nomansbsky.bsky.social
But why is it not on the Xbox servers? Even PC players who are accessing via Xbox are locked out of the expedition. Super awesome to do it AFTER all the spoilers came out....
Question, actual legitimate question.
Why are PlayStation players the absolute worst, trollingest, most disgusting gamers in the world?
@sonyplaystation.bsky.social I am not joking, what is wrong with your community?
Why are PlayStation players the absolute worst, trollingest, most disgusting gamers in the world?
@sonyplaystation.bsky.social I am not joking, what is wrong with your community?
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Question, actual legitimate question.
Why are PlayStation players the absolute worst, trollingest, most disgusting gamers in the world?
@sonyplaystation.bsky.social I am not joking, what is wrong with your community?
Why are PlayStation players the absolute worst, trollingest, most disgusting gamers in the world?
@sonyplaystation.bsky.social I am not joking, what is wrong with your community?
no mans sky players, how many buildings is too many buildings for a base? It's more than 11 right?
Asking for a friend?
Asking for a friend?
October 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
no mans sky players, how many buildings is too many buildings for a base? It's more than 11 right?
Asking for a friend?
Asking for a friend?
Please, please, someone be an absolute champ and buy @warframe.com some classes on level design. Dark, overly vertical without clear direction or, stairs... Enemies locked in unreachable areas, just, not fun to play. Fashion frame only gets one so far.
October 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Please, please, someone be an absolute champ and buy @warframe.com some classes on level design. Dark, overly vertical without clear direction or, stairs... Enemies locked in unreachable areas, just, not fun to play. Fashion frame only gets one so far.
My friend is passionately explaining a ttrpg to me, and the Battletech in me just couldn't take a break lol.
"What's your movement penalty for carrying all those guns?"
"What do you mean you just do it?"
"Wait, that's a shotgun, don't you have to roll to see where the pellets went?"
"What's your movement penalty for carrying all those guns?"
"What do you mean you just do it?"
"Wait, that's a shotgun, don't you have to roll to see where the pellets went?"
October 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
My friend is passionately explaining a ttrpg to me, and the Battletech in me just couldn't take a break lol.
"What's your movement penalty for carrying all those guns?"
"What do you mean you just do it?"
"Wait, that's a shotgun, don't you have to roll to see where the pellets went?"
"What's your movement penalty for carrying all those guns?"
"What do you mean you just do it?"
"Wait, that's a shotgun, don't you have to roll to see where the pellets went?"
Honestly really struggling with how political blue sky is getting lately. Just, really aggressive "allies"
We get it, you cheer us on online, but stand by when it happens in real life. Honestly just, trying to find spaces away from performative allyship.
We get it, you cheer us on online, but stand by when it happens in real life. Honestly just, trying to find spaces away from performative allyship.
October 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Honestly really struggling with how political blue sky is getting lately. Just, really aggressive "allies"
We get it, you cheer us on online, but stand by when it happens in real life. Honestly just, trying to find spaces away from performative allyship.
We get it, you cheer us on online, but stand by when it happens in real life. Honestly just, trying to find spaces away from performative allyship.
I just watched a 25 min video about...
Keysmash composition...
Suffice to say, it's a goddamn lazy evening
Keysmash composition...
Suffice to say, it's a goddamn lazy evening
October 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I just watched a 25 min video about...
Keysmash composition...
Suffice to say, it's a goddamn lazy evening
Keysmash composition...
Suffice to say, it's a goddamn lazy evening
October 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM