Jesse
@caniscreamyeah.bsky.social
I’ve been posting garbage on the internet since I was young and now I’m 40 and I’m still on social media, pathetic.
Mostly about the media I consume - movies, wrestling, music, maybe my kids?
Mostly about the media I consume - movies, wrestling, music, maybe my kids?
Look, I don’t want to be controversial. I really don’t.
I’m just not that guy!!! I’m just not a hater, I guess???
BUT.
It’s late in 2025.
When do we start talking about the euthanizing the Paul brothers???
I’m just not that guy!!! I’m just not a hater, I guess???
BUT.
It’s late in 2025.
When do we start talking about the euthanizing the Paul brothers???
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Look, I don’t want to be controversial. I really don’t.
I’m just not that guy!!! I’m just not a hater, I guess???
BUT.
It’s late in 2025.
When do we start talking about the euthanizing the Paul brothers???
I’m just not that guy!!! I’m just not a hater, I guess???
BUT.
It’s late in 2025.
When do we start talking about the euthanizing the Paul brothers???
Everyone wants to rag on Jimmy (understandably based on how bland and weak his show is!) - but if David Letterman did this when he was on TV, everyone would be creaming their jeans.
He’s doing a bit!!!!
He’s doing a bit!!!!
I actually don’t understand what’s happening here. How or why could this happen? Same joke three times in a week??
December 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Everyone wants to rag on Jimmy (understandably based on how bland and weak his show is!) - but if David Letterman did this when he was on TV, everyone would be creaming their jeans.
He’s doing a bit!!!!
He’s doing a bit!!!!
Very fun that the hottest question in Leafsland is “When will Craig Bérubé be fired?” and the right answer is “May 2024” but the current reality is probably “May 2026”.
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Very fun that the hottest question in Leafsland is “When will Craig Bérubé be fired?” and the right answer is “May 2024” but the current reality is probably “May 2026”.
I’m not a Dubas truther by any means, but he pretty clearly is a good (not great) General Manager.
Treliving is pretty clearly a bad General Manager, what a mistake that hire ended up being.
Treliving is pretty clearly a bad General Manager, what a mistake that hire ended up being.
Treliving set this franchise back a decade plus.
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’m not a Dubas truther by any means, but he pretty clearly is a good (not great) General Manager.
Treliving is pretty clearly a bad General Manager, what a mistake that hire ended up being.
Treliving is pretty clearly a bad General Manager, what a mistake that hire ended up being.
Fletcher and Bailey with a late in the year MOTY candidate.
Really phenomenal stuff - completely drew me in and had me biting on every possible ending.
#AEWDynamite
Really phenomenal stuff - completely drew me in and had me biting on every possible ending.
#AEWDynamite
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Fletcher and Bailey with a late in the year MOTY candidate.
Really phenomenal stuff - completely drew me in and had me biting on every possible ending.
#AEWDynamite
Really phenomenal stuff - completely drew me in and had me biting on every possible ending.
#AEWDynamite
Quentin Tarantino, making movies: Yes! Amazing! He’s a king amongst men!!
Quentin Tarantino, doing literally anything else: No! Awful! This guy sucks ass!!
Quentin Tarantino, doing literally anything else: No! Awful! This guy sucks ass!!
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Quentin Tarantino, making movies: Yes! Amazing! He’s a king amongst men!!
Quentin Tarantino, doing literally anything else: No! Awful! This guy sucks ass!!
Quentin Tarantino, doing literally anything else: No! Awful! This guy sucks ass!!
“Cousin Planet” from #SNL last night was fun for a lot of reasons, but maybe the most interesting one was how clearly it tapped into nostalgia for The Lonely Island era digital shorts.
Definitely an era to take influence from, even if it makes me feel 100 years old.
Definitely an era to take influence from, even if it makes me feel 100 years old.
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“Cousin Planet” from #SNL last night was fun for a lot of reasons, but maybe the most interesting one was how clearly it tapped into nostalgia for The Lonely Island era digital shorts.
Definitely an era to take influence from, even if it makes me feel 100 years old.
Definitely an era to take influence from, even if it makes me feel 100 years old.
Just finished the newest batch of #StrangerThings episodes.
In hindsight, knowing how big of 80s nerds the Duffer brothers are, we should have always known this would end up as another riff on The X-Men?
(Mostly enjoyed the episodes!)
In hindsight, knowing how big of 80s nerds the Duffer brothers are, we should have always known this would end up as another riff on The X-Men?
(Mostly enjoyed the episodes!)
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Just finished the newest batch of #StrangerThings episodes.
In hindsight, knowing how big of 80s nerds the Duffer brothers are, we should have always known this would end up as another riff on The X-Men?
(Mostly enjoyed the episodes!)
In hindsight, knowing how big of 80s nerds the Duffer brothers are, we should have always known this would end up as another riff on The X-Men?
(Mostly enjoyed the episodes!)
Fuck this guy.
We should all be so lucky to have a chance to speak directly to our kind and beautiful Muppet friends.
We should all be so lucky to have a chance to speak directly to our kind and beautiful Muppet friends.
Once again, it’s weird that our media conducts interviews with Muppets as if they are autonomous individuals. Also, my lawn is something you should get off
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Fuck this guy.
We should all be so lucky to have a chance to speak directly to our kind and beautiful Muppet friends.
We should all be so lucky to have a chance to speak directly to our kind and beautiful Muppet friends.
Watching Home Alone 2 with my kids, and the McCallister’s have to be in the running for worst cinematic parents, right?
Just awful at their parental duties.
Just awful at their parental duties.
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Watching Home Alone 2 with my kids, and the McCallister’s have to be in the running for worst cinematic parents, right?
Just awful at their parental duties.
Just awful at their parental duties.
If only there was someone to show or guide this team how to play the right way.
Too bad the NHL doesn’t allow that???
Too bad the NHL doesn’t allow that???
Craig Berube expresses his frustration with the Leafs struggles to “play the right way for 60 minutes”
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If only there was someone to show or guide this team how to play the right way.
Too bad the NHL doesn’t allow that???
Too bad the NHL doesn’t allow that???
Jon Moxley- Kyle O’Reilly was like one of those Russian videos that pop up where they do MMA with weapons.
I dug it!
#AEWFullGear
I dug it!
#AEWFullGear
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Jon Moxley- Kyle O’Reilly was like one of those Russian videos that pop up where they do MMA with weapons.
I dug it!
#AEWFullGear
I dug it!
#AEWFullGear
FTR-Brodido was a real classic. Amazing stuff. #AEWFullGear
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
FTR-Brodido was a real classic. Amazing stuff. #AEWFullGear
Piss Demon
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Piss Demon
Anyone saying this does not understand the #Leafs, at a fundamental level.
We have so many more layers of rock to plummet through - this isn’t even close to bottom.
We have so many more layers of rock to plummet through - this isn’t even close to bottom.
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Anyone saying this does not understand the #Leafs, at a fundamental level.
We have so many more layers of rock to plummet through - this isn’t even close to bottom.
We have so many more layers of rock to plummet through - this isn’t even close to bottom.
Oh Jesus Christ, #Macgruber in the Epstein List???
#SNL is going for blood tonight, best episode in a LONG time???
#SNL is going for blood tonight, best episode in a LONG time???
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Oh Jesus Christ, #Macgruber in the Epstein List???
#SNL is going for blood tonight, best episode in a LONG time???
#SNL is going for blood tonight, best episode in a LONG time???
I’ve moved into a real old man position with #SNL episodes where I know and like the hosts but have absolutely no clue who the musical guest is.
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I’ve moved into a real old man position with #SNL episodes where I know and like the hosts but have absolutely no clue who the musical guest is.
#Leafs are so much fun to watch again, because they’re so bad. Just captivating television to me.
I’ll be at the game Tuesday, always fun to be live for the bottoming out of a team.
I’ll be at the game Tuesday, always fun to be live for the bottoming out of a team.
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
#Leafs are so much fun to watch again, because they’re so bad. Just captivating television to me.
I’ll be at the game Tuesday, always fun to be live for the bottoming out of a team.
I’ll be at the game Tuesday, always fun to be live for the bottoming out of a team.
Frigging #AEWDynamite is 100% for the sickos tonight. Just a bunch of violence, gotta love it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Frigging #AEWDynamite is 100% for the sickos tonight. Just a bunch of violence, gotta love it.
Completely enthralled by this #MapleLeafs team. First time in a decade that they’ve had a legitimately bad team, and don’t seem headed for the playoffs.
Makes me feel nostalgic of all the awful teams I watched in my 20s!!!
Makes me feel nostalgic of all the awful teams I watched in my 20s!!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Completely enthralled by this #MapleLeafs team. First time in a decade that they’ve had a legitimately bad team, and don’t seem headed for the playoffs.
Makes me feel nostalgic of all the awful teams I watched in my 20s!!!
Makes me feel nostalgic of all the awful teams I watched in my 20s!!!
I’m now realizing that Jimmy Eat World’s “Bleed American” came out within two weeks of The Strokes’ “Is This It” in 2001.
For some reason those are two completely distinct time periods in my brain.
For the record, “Bleed American” absolutely destroys “Is This It”. Not even in the same ballpark.
For some reason those are two completely distinct time periods in my brain.
For the record, “Bleed American” absolutely destroys “Is This It”. Not even in the same ballpark.
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m now realizing that Jimmy Eat World’s “Bleed American” came out within two weeks of The Strokes’ “Is This It” in 2001.
For some reason those are two completely distinct time periods in my brain.
For the record, “Bleed American” absolutely destroys “Is This It”. Not even in the same ballpark.
For some reason those are two completely distinct time periods in my brain.
For the record, “Bleed American” absolutely destroys “Is This It”. Not even in the same ballpark.
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I am so far behind on all of my television programs, thanks to these goddamn #Bluejays.
Bit of a bummer in the end, but I had a lot of fun watching them through the fall. So close!!!!
Bit of a bummer in the end, but I had a lot of fun watching them through the fall. So close!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I am so far behind on all of my television programs, thanks to these goddamn #Bluejays.
Bit of a bummer in the end, but I had a lot of fun watching them through the fall. So close!!!!
Bit of a bummer in the end, but I had a lot of fun watching them through the fall. So close!!!!
Legitimate question - is this the most dramatic moment in Toronto sports history??
#bluejays #worldseries
#bluejays #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Legitimate question - is this the most dramatic moment in Toronto sports history??
#bluejays #worldseries
#bluejays #worldseries