Alexus ⚡️
@canisalexus.bsky.social
Six in a row, ready to tow!! | Mwee | Fair maiden | 🔞
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I had to design a flight attendant uniform for my fictional jet golden era carrier and honestly I’m pretty pleased
December 13, 2024 at 5:19 AM
I had to design a flight attendant uniform for my fictional jet golden era carrier and honestly I’m pretty pleased
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December 3, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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deer girl trail cam
November 19, 2024 at 9:43 PM
deer girl trail cam
I got my speeding ticket dismissed
December 3, 2024 at 10:36 PM
I got my speeding ticket dismissed
Achoo-ah! sneeze on that thang
November 30, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Achoo-ah! sneeze on that thang
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Boston has to be the biggest nothing burger city ever. Nothing ever happens there and the residents come out of an annoying white people factory. Providence easily beats Boston in every category
November 27, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Boston has to be the biggest nothing burger city ever. Nothing ever happens there and the residents come out of an annoying white people factory. Providence easily beats Boston in every category
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This one was pretty good
November 22, 2024 at 5:45 AM
This one was pretty good
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Pepper and Jesse wanted to take a pic of the new truck, Wendy.
November 25, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Pepper and Jesse wanted to take a pic of the new truck, Wendy.
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![An intoxicated cat and dog.
[LEFT] Sketch says "Keep still, and I take another shot. Make a noise, and you take two." with hands in his friend's mouth, stretching it open and the other hand. He's feeling the tongue between two fingers. "Ah.. uh huh.."
[RIGHT] Sketch pries open the dog's mouth, giving its fangs a taunting lick. "Good toy."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6fzdviz7qjcgpegc5kuyonvi/bafkreie5ma4wy3tmb2riheoqd4poppb2d5nt5xspf3pyxun4674ft2vuqi@jpeg)
I hate doordash so much I literally made myself become sober again to go get food. I aint paying all that extra bullshit ‼️
November 25, 2024 at 5:14 AM
I hate doordash so much I literally made myself become sober again to go get food. I aint paying all that extra bullshit ‼️
The took down the episode of Ghost Adventures where the spirits tell him to drink liquor 💔
November 25, 2024 at 5:07 AM
The took down the episode of Ghost Adventures where the spirits tell him to drink liquor 💔
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the boys do fur & feather maintenance (reposted these on twt recently, putting them here)
November 23, 2024 at 4:43 AM
the boys do fur & feather maintenance (reposted these on twt recently, putting them here)
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November 18, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Bluesky is cool but yall need to be funnier on here. The lack of comedy is dissapointing
November 10, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Bluesky is cool but yall need to be funnier on here. The lack of comedy is dissapointing
Important notice! SLOG!
November 1, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Important notice! SLOG!
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It fits, it sits (also goddamn i need lowering speings)
October 18, 2024 at 12:54 PM
It fits, it sits (also goddamn i need lowering speings)
Wait does this mean i get to go full evil homo mode now? I dont have to hide it?
October 17, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Wait does this mean i get to go full evil homo mode now? I dont have to hide it?