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Israelis are 21st century nazis. Oh, does that bother you? Then stop slaughtering children and starving the Gaza strip.
My shiny skiddo evolved into a gogoat with no concept for personal space 😂 i love her so much anyways ♥️
#pokemon #pokemonlegendsza #shinyhunt
#pokemon #pokemonlegendsza #shinyhunt
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My shiny skiddo evolved into a gogoat with no concept for personal space 😂 i love her so much anyways ♥️
#pokemon #pokemonlegendsza #shinyhunt
#pokemon #pokemonlegendsza #shinyhunt
If im to use the same logic RFK Jr is using with this whole "tylenol causes autism" thing, then I can make the argument that since lots of autistic people love trains, then trains cause autism. If RFK Jr is going to be a fucking idiot, then I'll fight stupid with stupid.
September 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If im to use the same logic RFK Jr is using with this whole "tylenol causes autism" thing, then I can make the argument that since lots of autistic people love trains, then trains cause autism. If RFK Jr is going to be a fucking idiot, then I'll fight stupid with stupid.
Its just my luck I would end up developing the least-common side effect of my medication: hives and itchiness 🙃
September 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Its just my luck I would end up developing the least-common side effect of my medication: hives and itchiness 🙃
"Youre always so quiet, you never participate in family gatherings. You never contribute to the food anymore, what happened?" For years anytime i screwed up, you all assumed it was out of pure malice, not ignorance. Ever since youve treated me like an evil asshole. Why would I bother?
August 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"Youre always so quiet, you never participate in family gatherings. You never contribute to the food anymore, what happened?" For years anytime i screwed up, you all assumed it was out of pure malice, not ignorance. Ever since youve treated me like an evil asshole. Why would I bother?
American police when you try to report harrassment: i mean yeah that's bad, but until they actually do something there's not much we can do about it.
American police at the airport: hey we noticed that you posted anti-israel content on your TikTok page, so we are going to have to arrest you.
American police at the airport: hey we noticed that you posted anti-israel content on your TikTok page, so we are going to have to arrest you.
August 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
American police when you try to report harrassment: i mean yeah that's bad, but until they actually do something there's not much we can do about it.
American police at the airport: hey we noticed that you posted anti-israel content on your TikTok page, so we are going to have to arrest you.
American police at the airport: hey we noticed that you posted anti-israel content on your TikTok page, so we are going to have to arrest you.
I wish I felt like i had permission to feel negative feelings. My entire childhood i was punished for feelings like sadness, anger, frustration. And now as an adult im not punished, but ignored, dismissed, or told im overreacting. I wish I felt safe enough to release these emotions.
August 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I wish I felt like i had permission to feel negative feelings. My entire childhood i was punished for feelings like sadness, anger, frustration. And now as an adult im not punished, but ignored, dismissed, or told im overreacting. I wish I felt safe enough to release these emotions.
"You have TDS you cant seem to let go of Trump"
I cant let go of Trump??? Ive been subjected to "MAGAMAGAMAGA TRUMPTRUMP MAGAMAGAMAGA"
FOR TEN. FUCKING. YEARS. damn right i sick of him. Im sick of hearing about his bullshit, im sick of his harem, most ppl are so fucking tired.
I cant let go of Trump??? Ive been subjected to "MAGAMAGAMAGA TRUMPTRUMP MAGAMAGAMAGA"
FOR TEN. FUCKING. YEARS. damn right i sick of him. Im sick of hearing about his bullshit, im sick of his harem, most ppl are so fucking tired.
July 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"You have TDS you cant seem to let go of Trump"
I cant let go of Trump??? Ive been subjected to "MAGAMAGAMAGA TRUMPTRUMP MAGAMAGAMAGA"
FOR TEN. FUCKING. YEARS. damn right i sick of him. Im sick of hearing about his bullshit, im sick of his harem, most ppl are so fucking tired.
I cant let go of Trump??? Ive been subjected to "MAGAMAGAMAGA TRUMPTRUMP MAGAMAGAMAGA"
FOR TEN. FUCKING. YEARS. damn right i sick of him. Im sick of hearing about his bullshit, im sick of his harem, most ppl are so fucking tired.
My mom is a therapist. I wish she had the same compassion, patience, and empathy for my feelings as she does her clients. She knows I have a mental illness, and I know she resents me for it. She gets angry when my symptoms show, but I know shes not the same with her clients. Why am I not worthy?
May 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My mom is a therapist. I wish she had the same compassion, patience, and empathy for my feelings as she does her clients. She knows I have a mental illness, and I know she resents me for it. She gets angry when my symptoms show, but I know shes not the same with her clients. Why am I not worthy?
Took my daughter to the book fair tonight, and took a picture of the books we got to show my mom. But I wasn't paying attention to my camera angle, so enjoy this unfortunate cropping of the book "We Dont Eat Our Classmates"
May 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Took my daughter to the book fair tonight, and took a picture of the books we got to show my mom. But I wasn't paying attention to my camera angle, so enjoy this unfortunate cropping of the book "We Dont Eat Our Classmates"
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Trump thinks he is in a 1990s romcom with every other country and he just needs to wear them down and they will then love him, no matter what terrible thing he does in that process
REPORTER: What's the top concession you want out of Canada?
TRUMP: Friendship
REPORTER: That's not a concession
TRUMP: Friendship
REPORTER: That's not a concession
May 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Trump thinks he is in a 1990s romcom with every other country and he just needs to wear them down and they will then love him, no matter what terrible thing he does in that process
Katy Perry was told she was a great feminist once in 2008, and decided to ride that wave and never learn a single new thing ever since. Shes barely rich white girl feminist, which is nothing and stands for nothing anyways. She's "one of us" until she gets the chance to play Astronaut Barbie.
April 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Katy Perry was told she was a great feminist once in 2008, and decided to ride that wave and never learn a single new thing ever since. Shes barely rich white girl feminist, which is nothing and stands for nothing anyways. She's "one of us" until she gets the chance to play Astronaut Barbie.
It is less than shocking that Boomer Bill Mahr is suddenly a big time Trump Simp
April 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It is less than shocking that Boomer Bill Mahr is suddenly a big time Trump Simp
I'd rather be dead than a joke, and that's part of my problem. I have no humility, no impulse control, and yet I have the audacity to be so prideful and indignant. I hate who I am and how I'm like this
April 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I'd rather be dead than a joke, and that's part of my problem. I have no humility, no impulse control, and yet I have the audacity to be so prideful and indignant. I hate who I am and how I'm like this
This tweet is wild
March 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This tweet is wild
February 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
summing up my personality in 4 pics:
February 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
summing up my personality in 4 pics:
Painting people is hard lol
February 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Painting people is hard lol
Someday my grandchildren will be reading the names on a memorial built to honor those who fell victim to the actions of present-day United States.
February 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Someday my grandchildren will be reading the names on a memorial built to honor those who fell victim to the actions of present-day United States.
I don't make video edits very often, but I hope yall enjoy
#trump #familyguy #leftists #democracy #stupid
#trump #familyguy #leftists #democracy #stupid
January 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don't make video edits very often, but I hope yall enjoy
#trump #familyguy #leftists #democracy #stupid
#trump #familyguy #leftists #democracy #stupid