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Israelis are 21st century nazis. Oh, does that bother you? Then stop slaughtering children and starving the Gaza strip.
My shiny skiddo evolved into a gogoat with no concept for personal space 😂 i love her so much anyways ♥️
#pokemon #pokemonlegendsza #shinyhunt
#pokemon #pokemonlegendsza #shinyhunt
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My shiny skiddo evolved into a gogoat with no concept for personal space 😂 i love her so much anyways ♥️
#pokemon #pokemonlegendsza #shinyhunt
#pokemon #pokemonlegendsza #shinyhunt
Its just my luck I would end up developing the least-common side effect of my medication: hives and itchiness 🙃
September 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Its just my luck I would end up developing the least-common side effect of my medication: hives and itchiness 🙃
Took my daughter to the book fair tonight, and took a picture of the books we got to show my mom. But I wasn't paying attention to my camera angle, so enjoy this unfortunate cropping of the book "We Dont Eat Our Classmates"
May 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Took my daughter to the book fair tonight, and took a picture of the books we got to show my mom. But I wasn't paying attention to my camera angle, so enjoy this unfortunate cropping of the book "We Dont Eat Our Classmates"
This tweet is wild
March 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This tweet is wild
February 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
summing up my personality in 4 pics:
February 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
summing up my personality in 4 pics:
Painting people is hard lol
February 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Painting people is hard lol
I don't make video edits very often, but I hope yall enjoy
#trump #familyguy #leftists #democracy #stupid
#trump #familyguy #leftists #democracy #stupid
January 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don't make video edits very often, but I hope yall enjoy
#trump #familyguy #leftists #democracy #stupid
#trump #familyguy #leftists #democracy #stupid
We aren't married yet, but this is why we are gonna be
January 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We aren't married yet, but this is why we are gonna be
January 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I smell bullshit. #unitedhealthcare #uhcshooter
December 10, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I smell bullshit. #unitedhealthcare #uhcshooter
And it is well with my soul
You line your pockets full of money
That you steal from the poor
And on your way down the hill
You hear me ring the bell
I'd pay the devil twice as much to keep your soul
You line your pockets full of money
That you steal from the poor
And on your way down the hill
You hear me ring the bell
I'd pay the devil twice as much to keep your soul
December 9, 2024 at 11:56 PM
And it is well with my soul
You line your pockets full of money
That you steal from the poor
And on your way down the hill
You hear me ring the bell
I'd pay the devil twice as much to keep your soul
You line your pockets full of money
That you steal from the poor
And on your way down the hill
You hear me ring the bell
I'd pay the devil twice as much to keep your soul
Himbs just a baby, he just wants to be a ball 🥺
December 8, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Himbs just a baby, he just wants to be a ball 🥺
McDonald's CEO right now after seeing what happened to the United Healthcare CEO:
"Hey look you guys, i don't want any trouble. Here, I'm bringing the snack wrap back! Just take it please!"
"Hey look you guys, i don't want any trouble. Here, I'm bringing the snack wrap back! Just take it please!"
December 6, 2024 at 2:52 AM
McDonald's CEO right now after seeing what happened to the United Healthcare CEO:
"Hey look you guys, i don't want any trouble. Here, I'm bringing the snack wrap back! Just take it please!"
"Hey look you guys, i don't want any trouble. Here, I'm bringing the snack wrap back! Just take it please!"
I have seen the end of eternity mother, and what lies there is nothing but infinite devastation. Galaxies turned to stardust, planets fractured into pieces. I have seen the beginning, and I have seen the end. Fear not mother, for our end will be brisk. We will feel nothing, and it will be beautiful.
November 23, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I have seen the end of eternity mother, and what lies there is nothing but infinite devastation. Galaxies turned to stardust, planets fractured into pieces. I have seen the beginning, and I have seen the end. Fear not mother, for our end will be brisk. We will feel nothing, and it will be beautiful.
I sketched this one out in my sketch book over a year ago. I want to turn it into a t shirt someday lol
November 19, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I sketched this one out in my sketch book over a year ago. I want to turn it into a t shirt someday lol
This is my version of Mickey Mouse. I love my little burnt out guy. Drew him a few months ago, but I wasn't on Bluesky yet lol
November 19, 2024 at 11:17 PM
This is my version of Mickey Mouse. I love my little burnt out guy. Drew him a few months ago, but I wasn't on Bluesky yet lol
This is an actual israeli eulogy... for an Israeli citizen... just nothing but war crimes. And so bold.
October 28, 2024 at 5:03 AM
This is an actual israeli eulogy... for an Israeli citizen... just nothing but war crimes. And so bold.