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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk
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An annoying af dude who likes to look at other dudes junk. 🌈Happily taken🌈. Be on the lookout for Pjörn and my random ramblings of madness.

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Take a wack at Weezer
October 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We am as we be. We am is the world who I are.
September 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It is what it is but I feel the way I feel
September 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We are about to. I need to clean up the beds a bit before I start planting anything else
August 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
It makes me miss my husband when he’s at work.
August 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I GOT ONE!!!!
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ALT: a woman is smiling with the words we got one below her
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August 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
AAAAAANGY
August 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
AAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGRRRRYYYY
August 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I was THERE since day FUCKING ONE where they said this was going to be a horror super movie. Then look what we got! Fuckin bullshit with the Covid cherry on top.
August 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So far no hits.
August 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
ESPECIALLY the new game + menu. That side scrolling village panorama gets me hard.
August 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
lol this was my question! M’Baku could snap my neck and I’d say thank you
August 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I only like pumpkin spice coffee creamer. But I’m a slutty little slut slut for Apple and maple flavors. Werther’s Original Maple Crème chews are THE SHIT!!!!
August 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Hmmmm… probably Chucky’s not-all-that-culturally-appropriate Voodoo powers. Jumping from different bodies would be fun.
August 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It’s so corny and dumb but BUDDY BACON GETS ME ACHE’IN.
August 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM