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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk
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An annoying af dude who likes to look at other dudes junk. 🌈Happily taken🌈. Be on the lookout for Pjörn and my random ramblings of madness.

Married

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Trying to film a video about the history of the Puppet Master franchise and I get to Puppet Master: The Legacy.
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 PM
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST K*LL HIM ALREADY????
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Me
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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I might regret this but, let’s open up a Q&A. If yall have any questions, just ask and I’ll be as honest as possible.
August 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
December 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Look! I made a bunny!
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Fjäll
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We got a new edition!
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sometimes I want to die before my mother so she can have a Sally Field moment. I’m totally down to go first
October 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
September 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
September 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I’m as gay as ruby-red pair of kitten heels but here’s a list of women that I’d switch sides for

Elvira
Joan Rivers’ ghost
Juliana Hatfield
Cher
September 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
SEPTEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!
September 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Gordon Ramsey judges other peoples food and dishes because he’s man who screams

Meanwhile, Gordon dropped the most dog shit grilled cheese recipe of all time and we’re supposed to be okay with that?

Wtf has happened to the world of cooking?
August 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Quote this with a song that makes you feel like this.

Mine is Walkabout by The Sugarcubes
August 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
FUCKING DIP SHIT SORRY ASS UNFUNNY WASTE OF GODDAMN SPACE TJ MILLER RUINED THIS SHIT ON TOP OF THE DISNEY FOX MERGER! JUSTICE, JUSTICE I SAY
August 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I COULDNT CHOOSE JUST ONE
August 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Mach 1 version test of hat brim Humming Bird feeder.
August 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I might regret this but, let’s open up a Q&A. If yall have any questions, just ask and I’ll be as honest as possible.
August 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
August 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Are there girls/women who have feet fetishes? The only people I’ve met who have a ff have been bio-males. Tammy Brown raised a great question.
August 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Quote this with your favorite Final Fantasy Characters
August 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM