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Candy Cains
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Designer * Boogying Enthusiast
Im shooting for 30 under 30 but it's 30 great life traumas and I think I'm going to win
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Latest rankings update

Season 6
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Season 4
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Excluded: 1-3

Next is season 13

#dragrace #firsttimewatchthrough
Controversial take I KNOW but season 7 is better than season 4 #rupaulsdragrace
September 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Sometimes you aren't getting a rejection from a federally funded job. Sometimes the entire position is disolved instead which feels better but also worse in a different way
August 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
BEN PLATT please RELEASE THE LAS CULTURISTAS VERSION OF DIET PEPSI thank you
August 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Controversial take I KNOW but season 7 is better than season 4 #rupaulsdragrace
May 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This whole damn year has been an egg hunt #happyeaster
April 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Can a woman in STEM invent a way to make the subway turnstyles produce renewable energy? thnx
March 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
February 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Tomorrow I'm really going to give it my nothing
February 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I know we can’t run around on fire every time Trump says something but he appears to have just announced the new US policy on Gaza which is to take ownership of it, ethnically cleanse it of the 1.8 million Palestinians there and maintain a long term ownership stake as it’s “developed.”
February 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Substacks has done for women what podcasts did for men with receding hairlines
February 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The most important thing I can tell everyone that I've learned from being a YouTuber who explains how stuff works is that each and every time I thought "this is common knowledge and doesn't need to be explained" I was wrong.
February 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I bet the shitposting would have been top tier if they had social media while the Titanic was sinking
February 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
When people say that something was “built from the ground up,” it’s because they are too cowardly to admit that gravity got the better of them.
January 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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For Booksky 📚

❌ Goodreads: owned by Amazon.

✅ StoryGraph: black woman-owned, inclusive, has mood based recommendations!

❌ Audible: owned by Amazon.

Libro.fm: supports local books stores.
January 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
art school is just the process of discovering which 40-yearold european club kid to build a one-sided relationship with
January 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
what if we started a rumor that elon musk was a boeing 737 whistleblower? #elonmusk
January 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM