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Sir Candle
@candlescrackshack.bsky.social
[NO KIDS ALLOWED]
Hey, I'm Candle (24) , I'm here on the Cool New Website(tm)
Still gay, still drawing fat fucks, still occasionally drawing women

I'm tired of this shit, wake me up when the katsudon's ready.
YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM THE FAT BOY TEMPLE
CURSE OF AGING
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
More bugs are arriving, have this snail dude I'm working on. He's crammed full of those pulsating parasite worms, I wanna have him be a glowy bioilluminescent lad
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
He'd totally let you, he's a real pushover lol
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Have a cozy Boris on a snowbound adventure, I hope y'all are enjoying the colder weather as well!
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
There's a cool new side mode in TOTK where you completely abandon the main quest and play with Link's ginormous tits all day, coming soon to YOUR Switch.
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
BOO, happy Halloween! I had bigger things planned for the holiday, but my hard drive shat itself and nixed my motivation. I'm real happy with what I have and I'd still like to finish it, but here's a sketch of Boris dressed as Sadako until morale improves.
October 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
After a long day, there's nothing better than some fat, sweaty cow boy ass.
October 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The true mettle of a wizard isn't measured by the potency of his potions or how ancient his tomes are, but by his eagerness to turn travellers into cow boys.
(comm for @blorpus.bsky.social)
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Here's something for my chum @mellaboobs.bsky.social, I've been meaning to draw their sona for a while now and I finally got around to it. (and have a bonus Boris for shits n giggles)
October 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Boris horny doodles? In YOUR Bluesky? It's more likely than you think.
October 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Here's a comm for @/mimic_18 on the funny bird website, they wanted a ref sheet of their Imp OC, Keith. Real happy with this one, I'm real pleased with how the cock came out
September 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The demon that makes me draw all afternoon whispered in my ear, he told me to make a ref for Boris. If you're in the mood to draw some cow, here he is
September 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Here's a thing I did of @blorpus.bsky.social's sona, fat boys belong in bunny suits and you will NOT convince me otherwise.
August 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Here's my end of a trade with the extra cool @reilulousbadulon.bsky.social! They tossed me their OC, Jockstrap, and I only saw one option.
August 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
An art chum asked me why fat dudes always have small balls and the answer is clearly our stat pools aren't big enough, they really should patch that.
(Might do something with this? Who knows)
August 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Comm for @mrjack.bsky.social of their OCs having a gay old time. This one was a bit of a funky one, but I feel like I got it ironed out pretty well
August 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Just a nice day at the beach with Boris, though it seems like he could use a new pair of trunks.
July 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Comm for @Dr_Ocktoberfest over on Twitter of their sona. I had a LOT of fun with this one, I'm real happy with how it turned out
July 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Mutuals; as it turns out, I hate drawing blank sex doll dudes. I still wanna draw dudes boning, so I'd like to build an OC rolodex! I make no promises, but if you have any dudes you're cool with lending out (tops bottoms, whatever), gimme a ref and they might show up in a thing.
July 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Anise is supposed to be on stage, but he's having second thoughts about this whole "swimsuit night" thing.
July 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Well? Are you just gonna stand and stare, or are you gonna get his back?
June 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Tanking all those Lynels is doing a number on his waistline, isn't it?
(comm for @blorpus.bsky.social)
June 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This was going to just be a shitty joke but I actually enjoy your creature, I always think they're made of root beer
June 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Have Boris in a dress, just a quick little something-or-other I put together for a future thing I wanna do.
May 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A little thing I made for @snailafterhours.bsky.social, I've been meaning to draw their funny little creature for a while now and I'm real happy with how it turned out.
May 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM