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Sir Candle
@candlescrackshack.bsky.social
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Hey, I'm Candle (24) , I'm here on the Cool New Website(tm)
Still gay, still drawing fat fucks, still occasionally drawing women

I'm tired of this shit, wake me up when the katsudon's ready.
Pinned
Just realized I never put this up here, so as a reminder:
You CAN, in fact, give me money in exchange for fat boys (amongst other things)
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Happy Fat Fupa Friday
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
BOO, happy Halloween! I had bigger things planned for the holiday, but my hard drive shat itself and nixed my motivation. I'm real happy with what I have and I'd still like to finish it, but here's a sketch of Boris dressed as Sadako until morale improves.
October 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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💭cute fat boys in lingerie
October 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
After a long day, there's nothing better than some fat, sweaty cow boy ass.
October 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The true mettle of a wizard isn't measured by the potency of his potions or how ancient his tomes are, but by his eagerness to turn travellers into cow boys.
(comm for @blorpus.bsky.social)
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Here's something for my chum @mellaboobs.bsky.social, I've been meaning to draw their sona for a while now and I finally got around to it. (and have a bonus Boris for shits n giggles)
October 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
PSA: In the event we're chums on Discord, I was a fucking idiot and got hacked. If you get some weird DM about a Lazerus game, don't do anything with it, it'll fry your Discord. I've got a new account setup while I figure this out, just shoot me a DM if you want the handle.
October 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Boris horny doodles? In YOUR Bluesky? It's more likely than you think.
October 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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#nsfwart
#nsfwoc

Getting Comfy

This had to be one of my favorite renders I did, everything looks so soft
October 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Defy stereotypes. Draw that femboy with saggy wrinkly nuts instead of a tight coinpurse.
October 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Leon Kennedy ready to destroy the Zomboid Menace
#ResidentEvil4 #RE4 #ResidentEvil
September 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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A lil redraw
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Here's a comm for @/mimic_18 on the funny bird website, they wanted a ref sheet of their Imp OC, Keith. Real happy with this one, I'm real pleased with how the cock came out
September 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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The Legendary Axe concept mockup. Been a while since I made one of these. Research was tough. I have no connection to the game or the turbografx-16 whatsoever, but the final boss being a weird and unsettling merger of confused cavemen held together by an eldric mass was captivating.
#pixelart #ドット絵
September 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The demon that makes me draw all afternoon whispered in my ear, he told me to make a ref for Boris. If you're in the mood to draw some cow, here he is
September 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Sketchy out for the bros.
#BraceDoodles #Kofi #Commission #Sketch #Disgaea
March 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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my regular and fem sona dressed as poison >:3c
September 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Here's a thing I did of @blorpus.bsky.social's sona, fat boys belong in bunny suits and you will NOT convince me otherwise.
August 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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PET my tummy
August 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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piracy is a morally correct choice in a world where prices increase in inverse relativity to job prospects. you deserve access to culture no matter what side of the poverty line you're on. buy a used video game console and jailbreak it, learn to torrent, install soulseek. art is for everyone
August 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Here's my end of a trade with the extra cool @reilulousbadulon.bsky.social! They tossed me their OC, Jockstrap, and I only saw one option.
August 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Old
August 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
An art chum asked me why fat dudes always have small balls and the answer is clearly our stat pools aren't big enough, they really should patch that.
(Might do something with this? Who knows)
August 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Make it quick!
August 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Comm for @mrjack.bsky.social of their OCs having a gay old time. This one was a bit of a funky one, but I feel like I got it ironed out pretty well
August 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM