Raised by Ace Ventura and Austin Powers. Call me Ace Powers.
February 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Raised by Ace Ventura and Austin Powers. Call me Ace Powers.
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I am reminded of this nearly every day.
Elon Musk almost needed SFPD wellness check after ‘breakdown,’ getting booed at Dave Chappelle show
‘He got to a point where he locked himself in his office, was so upset’ that Twitter employees feared he would hurt himself, the author of a new book says about the billionaire.
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February 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I am reminded of this nearly every day.
So Trump, you gonna give us all those secret files on how your (unfortunately) unsuccessful assassin was some FBI/CIA/Democrat asset? Nah? Guess he wasn't one, and you're still a lying bitch.
February 4, 2025 at 10:12 AM
So Trump, you gonna give us all those secret files on how your (unfortunately) unsuccessful assassin was some FBI/CIA/Democrat asset? Nah? Guess he wasn't one, and you're still a lying bitch.
Life is all platforms and POVs
February 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Life is all platforms and POVs
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Really feeding into this mood.
Japanese Breakfast - For Melancholy Brunettes (& sad women)
Japanese Breakfast - For Melancholy Brunettes (& sad women)
January 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Really feeding into this mood.
Japanese Breakfast - For Melancholy Brunettes (& sad women)
Japanese Breakfast - For Melancholy Brunettes (& sad women)
"Yeah...so what else is new?" Grandpa when he wants to know what else is new.
January 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"Yeah...so what else is new?" Grandpa when he wants to know what else is new.
Transformation begins with you deciding what you are most committed to.
January 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Transformation begins with you deciding what you are most committed to.
You are free to exert yourself so long as you are white, male, straight, and rich. No rules. No restrictions. Go ahead and tantrum your way though life.
January 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You are free to exert yourself so long as you are white, male, straight, and rich. No rules. No restrictions. Go ahead and tantrum your way though life.
A petty tyrant with a small dick wants Nazi America.
January 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
A petty tyrant with a small dick wants Nazi America.
My new game for when I'm not feeling strong enough: I'll only stay on Reddit if the first 5 posts I see aren't about our awful fascist reality.
January 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My new game for when I'm not feeling strong enough: I'll only stay on Reddit if the first 5 posts I see aren't about our awful fascist reality.
Used the phrase "bullet points" moments before this guy told me he was shot.
January 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Used the phrase "bullet points" moments before this guy told me he was shot.
Crying to Rachael Yamagata seventeen years later. I mourn all the days I could have had.
January 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Crying to Rachael Yamagata seventeen years later. I mourn all the days I could have had.
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Surely I'm not the only one getting this vibe from the Switch 2's joycons:
January 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Surely I'm not the only one getting this vibe from the Switch 2's joycons:
Please stop the jazz flex of getting overly technical and inside baseball.
January 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Please stop the jazz flex of getting overly technical and inside baseball.
Please stop the musical flex of holding a note and warbling.
January 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Please stop the musical flex of holding a note and warbling.
Horny tumblr is just neurodivergent romance novels.
January 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Horny tumblr is just neurodivergent romance novels.
Farewell, my champion. I'll see you next year.
December 27, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Farewell, my champion. I'll see you next year.
I finally got it. Stavros looks like that guy Woody I met in 2017.
December 24, 2024 at 8:39 AM
I finally got it. Stavros looks like that guy Woody I met in 2017.
Maaaaan and Wicked Spoon?? Is Wicked Spoon still a thing??
December 24, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Maaaaan and Wicked Spoon?? Is Wicked Spoon still a thing??
At Book & Stage I got to see Marina, KT Tunstall, Wombats, Electric Six... all for free. The venue was this awkward half stage half countertop behind/part of a bar. And it was fucking AWESOME.
December 24, 2024 at 2:45 AM
At Book & Stage I got to see Marina, KT Tunstall, Wombats, Electric Six... all for free. The venue was this awkward half stage half countertop behind/part of a bar. And it was fucking AWESOME.
The Cosmopolitan had the best free events when it opened. Drive-in theater style movies at the rooftop pool. Concerts at Book and Stage. Plus it didn't smell like decades of smoke?? Damn that place was cool.
December 23, 2024 at 11:18 PM
The Cosmopolitan had the best free events when it opened. Drive-in theater style movies at the rooftop pool. Concerts at Book and Stage. Plus it didn't smell like decades of smoke?? Damn that place was cool.
Come bop to Marina and pretend we're 24.
December 23, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Come bop to Marina and pretend we're 24.