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Candace: MPLS, 34, cute trans girl, she/her, disabled, kinda artistic, kinda autistic, kinda bi, collects too many action figures, aspiring slut? 18+
There are 4! Four Counts! Ah-ah-ahhh!
April 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
There are 4! Four Counts! Ah-ah-ahhh!
Grand Moff Tarkin and Count Dooku be lookin' different
March 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Grand Moff Tarkin and Count Dooku be lookin' different
so I've been at this trying-to-lose-weight thing for almost a year now. just looking in a mirror in-real-time I don't see much difference, but its looking at pictures that I can see the actual difference. First pic is from April 2023, a good indicator of what I started at.
February 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
so I've been at this trying-to-lose-weight thing for almost a year now. just looking in a mirror in-real-time I don't see much difference, but its looking at pictures that I can see the actual difference. First pic is from April 2023, a good indicator of what I started at.
from bleh, to just a bit less bleh
February 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
from bleh, to just a bit less bleh
Finally won one!
January 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Finally won one!
new haircut new haircut new haircut
January 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
new haircut new haircut new haircut
how I be looking standing in a Culvers earlier today
December 28, 2024 at 11:50 PM
how I be looking standing in a Culvers earlier today
*Velvet Underground's "Venus in Furs" begins playing*
December 12, 2024 at 6:19 AM
*Velvet Underground's "Venus in Furs" begins playing*
be the goth gf you wish to see in the world
December 6, 2024 at 3:40 AM
be the goth gf you wish to see in the world
Happy Cyber Monday! the day where we celebrate this guy...
December 2, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Happy Cyber Monday! the day where we celebrate this guy...
far too many people in this country found electing a woman to be a dealbreaker, but electing a fascist was not a dealbreaker
November 6, 2024 at 7:11 AM
far too many people in this country found electing a woman to be a dealbreaker, but electing a fascist was not a dealbreaker
two of fiction's greatest warriors...
November 2, 2024 at 12:49 AM
two of fiction's greatest warriors...
What's stopping men from dressing like casual Wonder-Man in the pages of West Coast Avengers?
October 16, 2024 at 11:25 PM
What's stopping men from dressing like casual Wonder-Man in the pages of West Coast Avengers?
on this Leap Day, I hope everyone is keeping the 2003 comedy classic Kangaroo Jack in their thoughts
February 29, 2024 at 4:58 PM
on this Leap Day, I hope everyone is keeping the 2003 comedy classic Kangaroo Jack in their thoughts
Michael Cera should shave his face, that shit looks like a pre-transition egg's poor excuse for a denial-beard, which I'd know from experience...
February 13, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Michael Cera should shave his face, that shit looks like a pre-transition egg's poor excuse for a denial-beard, which I'd know from experience...
Konnan el Barbaro vs Conan the Barbarian
February 5, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Konnan el Barbaro vs Conan the Barbarian
Ebeneezer Splooge blows his load
January 20, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Ebeneezer Splooge blows his load
Ahh hell nah, whassup dog?
Hey Kid! I'm a computer
Stop all the Downloadin'!
Hey Kid! I'm a computer
Stop all the Downloadin'!
January 12, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Ahh hell nah, whassup dog?
Hey Kid! I'm a computer
Stop all the Downloadin'!
Hey Kid! I'm a computer
Stop all the Downloadin'!
I'll call this "the Ghost of Jacob Marley meets Ebeneezer Splooge"
December 30, 2023 at 5:49 AM
I'll call this "the Ghost of Jacob Marley meets Ebeneezer Splooge"
Justice for Ben Tramer
December 11, 2023 at 5:09 AM
Justice for Ben Tramer
“ I’m small but strong, just like a tugboat, so call me fucking ‘Tugboat Maguire.’ "
December 3, 2023 at 6:55 PM
“ I’m small but strong, just like a tugboat, so call me fucking ‘Tugboat Maguire.’ "
Choose your Fighter: Imhotep Vs. Erik
November 27, 2023 at 10:50 PM
Choose your Fighter: Imhotep Vs. Erik
a plain ol' Peter Parker action figure having a set of thwip hands doesn't exactly make sense, so instead he's gonna go up for da Superfly Splash bruddah!
November 11, 2023 at 7:00 AM
a plain ol' Peter Parker action figure having a set of thwip hands doesn't exactly make sense, so instead he's gonna go up for da Superfly Splash bruddah!
give him the stick, DON'T give him the stick!
November 10, 2023 at 1:19 AM
give him the stick, DON'T give him the stick!
an uninvited guest has arrived at the masquerade...
October 11, 2023 at 6:06 PM
an uninvited guest has arrived at the masquerade...