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╰┈➤ Minors DNI | Dark + Cute themes ahead | Merc with a Mouth! |
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𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆!
╰┈➤ Minors DNI | Dark + Cute themes ahead | Merc with a Mouth! |
Multiship | OC Friendly |
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" Oh I am so tempted to kiss your face all over! "
"Of course!! You look sooooo handsome "
" Do I really?! Baby?! You mean it? "
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 AM
" Oh I am so tempted to kiss your face all over! "
" I just put this on because I thought it'd look decent, but I'm shocked! "
"No trickery."
" Seriously? No trickery..? "
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 AM
" I just put this on because I thought it'd look decent, but I'm shocked! "
" Brothers from different mothers, I can get use to that! Do you think we could take an annual family photo because of that? Ex-mil style! "
"Well, it ain't Christmas yet, so no spoilers.
You got a pretty frustrating mouth, Pool, but your ex-mil like me, and that still makes you a brother."
You got a pretty frustrating mouth, Pool, but your ex-mil like me, and that still makes you a brother."
His eyes lit up in shock.
" You got me something..? "
" You got me something..? "
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 AM
" Brothers from different mothers, I can get use to that! Do you think we could take an annual family photo because of that? Ex-mil style! "
Reposted by 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 ღ
" Good morning, people of the world! "
He's aura farming now!
He's aura farming now!
December 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
" Good morning, people of the world! "
He's aura farming now!
He's aura farming now!
" Seriously? No trickery..? "
“Actually?
Yeah.”
Yeah.”
" Be honest... Do I look good in this? "
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
" Seriously? No trickery..? "
Oh he doesn't want to be careful. Let it all pop out for him! ~
She ' s already wearing her uniform ~ But he has to be careful of how to unwrap his gift !
Oh, he's going to check and expect to see her there soon ~
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Oh he doesn't want to be careful. Let it all pop out for him! ~
" Do I really?! Baby?! You mean it? "
"You look gorgeous, my love "
" Be honest... Do I look good in this? "
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
" Do I really?! Baby?! You mean it? "
" Ours is a lot longer than most people, as good as that is, or as bad as it is. "
He looked at himself with a pout.
" Went through hell for this... "
He looked at himself with a pout.
" Went through hell for this... "
“I know you will. Sometimes it takes time to find the right one. Plus with a lifespan like ours..”
She sighed
“You have more time than most”
She sighed
“You have more time than most”
" I think you giving me advice is one of the cutest ideas ever... Do you think I can manage? "
He was more confident after hearing that. Even if he thought Gambit was a bit of a prick
" Thank you, Anna... "
He was more confident after hearing that. Even if he thought Gambit was a bit of a prick
" Thank you, Anna... "
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
" Ours is a lot longer than most people, as good as that is, or as bad as it is. "
He looked at himself with a pout.
" Went through hell for this... "
He looked at himself with a pout.
" Went through hell for this... "
I feel so pranked... Arcade why?
No, just a whim.
You strangling me with your coil this whole time was malicious?
December 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I feel so pranked... Arcade why?
" Good morning, people of the world! "
He's aura farming now!
He's aura farming now!
December 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
" Good morning, people of the world! "
He's aura farming now!
He's aura farming now!
You strangling me with your coil this whole time was malicious?
I don’t believe I love anyone romantically, not these days. I’ve learned my lesson.
Then you really don't love me romantically...
December 17, 2025 at 9:21 AM
You strangling me with your coil this whole time was malicious?
" More than lucky. I couldn't even think of a word to describe it. "
He leans closer to give back that kiss
He leans closer to give back that kiss
❝ The luckiest man in the world ~ ❞
She leans close to give him a kiss
She leans close to give him a kiss
" I somehow was the lucky one to have kids with her... "
December 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
" More than lucky. I couldn't even think of a word to describe it. "
He leans closer to give back that kiss
He leans closer to give back that kiss
Then you really don't love me romantically...
Why would I do such a thing? Doesn’t sound like me.
Can you say that you'll break me?
December 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Then you really don't love me romantically...
" I somehow was the lucky one to have kids with her... "
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
" I somehow was the lucky one to have kids with her... "
Reposted by 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 ღ
⸸ Dp ' s harem ; Deadpool and his wife with split personality disorder
Yeeeeeees jk/
Yeeeeeees jk/
December 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
⸸ Dp ' s harem ; Deadpool and his wife with split personality disorder
Yeeeeeees jk/
Yeeeeeees jk/
<- Coming soon and replying like crazy
December 17, 2025 at 7:10 AM
<- Coming soon and replying like crazy
" It looks good on you! But it looks better on me! That's all! "
"So you're saying that it doesn't look good on me ??? You're hurting my feelings "
" I look better in it... Because it's on me. "
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
" It looks good on you! But it looks better on me! That's all! "
" Be honest... Do I look good in this? "
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
" Be honest... Do I look good in this? "
Oh, he's going to check and expect to see her there soon ~
He already has it ~ he has to check the bedroom
He needs this asap.
December 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Oh, he's going to check and expect to see her there soon ~
Deadpool stared and felt more broken, fearful of biting her.
"No one... Can... I'm broken... Look at me. What I've become. "
He uttered with pain behind his words. Even in this form it still hurt to even speak. His muscles were tired...
"No one... Can... I'm broken... Look at me. What I've become. "
He uttered with pain behind his words. Even in this form it still hurt to even speak. His muscles were tired...
❝ My Enforcer - wait ❞
She insisted . Her hand tried to hold on to him , to bring him back close
❝ I can fix you .. if you feel broken , flawed . I will make sure you are whole again ❞
Darkchylde responded
She insisted . Her hand tried to hold on to him , to bring him back close
❝ I can fix you .. if you feel broken , flawed . I will make sure you are whole again ❞
Darkchylde responded
" Not perfect... Flawed, monster, terrifying! "
Jerking himself back in worry, Deadpool feared a worst case scenario of actually biting her. Even a split second of losing control, he didn't want to risk it.
" You deserve... Better... "
Jerking himself back in worry, Deadpool feared a worst case scenario of actually biting her. Even a split second of losing control, he didn't want to risk it.
" You deserve... Better... "
December 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Deadpool stared and felt more broken, fearful of biting her.
"No one... Can... I'm broken... Look at me. What I've become. "
He uttered with pain behind his words. Even in this form it still hurt to even speak. His muscles were tired...
"No one... Can... I'm broken... Look at me. What I've become. "
He uttered with pain behind his words. Even in this form it still hurt to even speak. His muscles were tired...
Reposted by 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 ღ
" I look better in it... Because it's on me. "
"But i look great in it "
" Why are we throwing our now?! It's my thing! "
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
" I look better in it... Because it's on me. "
(( I'll be real for a minute, my activity dropped here as of late because I really lost motivation. Really miss the way Bsky was months back. Some cool people sadly left too, never said goodbye to begin with. And feel less welcomed than I once was? Idk how to explain it
December 16, 2025 at 9:10 AM
(( I'll be real for a minute, my activity dropped here as of late because I really lost motivation. Really miss the way Bsky was months back. Some cool people sadly left too, never said goodbye to begin with. And feel less welcomed than I once was? Idk how to explain it
" Why are we throwing our now?! It's my thing! "
"Looks like red is our thing Wilson"
" I always knew you'd look great in red... "
December 16, 2025 at 9:01 AM
" Why are we throwing our now?! It's my thing! "
Deadpool glanced at the clock on the wall to notice it's near midnight. Shit.
" I think it's because she usually likes to leave little time to overthink and go by the gut feelings. Quick strategy! "
" I think it's because she usually likes to leave little time to overthink and go by the gut feelings. Quick strategy! "
"Hi...it's good to see you "
She said with a small smile as she walked in the seemingly empty room.
"It's alright - how comes they're doing their homework in the middle of the night?"
She said with a small smile as she walked in the seemingly empty room.
"It's alright - how comes they're doing their homework in the middle of the night?"
He welcomed her in with a greeting smile. Even if the place is empty, he did at least prioritize his family first. Showed the family value to Deadpool as a whole.
" Don't worry, the girls are over at their mom's. Family friend, not an ex. "
" Don't worry, the girls are over at their mom's. Family friend, not an ex. "
December 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Deadpool glanced at the clock on the wall to notice it's near midnight. Shit.
" I think it's because she usually likes to leave little time to overthink and go by the gut feelings. Quick strategy! "
" I think it's because she usually likes to leave little time to overthink and go by the gut feelings. Quick strategy! "