Bard (Canadian_B3ard)
@canadian-b3ard.bsky.social
30s Amateur VA, Musician, and singer who is passionate about audios and music! Minors DNI.
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I guess I should do an introduction on this platform...
Hey all, I'm Bard!
I'm an amateur VA, musician and singer who makes spicy audio content and music. This page is not for minors, please make sure you have your age in your bio/profile or you will be blocked. Thanks! ❤
Hey all, I'm Bard!
I'm an amateur VA, musician and singer who makes spicy audio content and music. This page is not for minors, please make sure you have your age in your bio/profile or you will be blocked. Thanks! ❤
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Finally posting new content on Reddit. And we start with a wonderful Snakeboy audio from the pen of @semaphoretowers.bsky.social
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[Mature Content] From the TheRealmOfEroticAudio community on Reddit: [M4F] Warming Up Your Lamia Roommate [Script Fill] [British Accent] [Lamia] [Snakeboy] [Tail] [Forked tongue] [Cowgirl] [Roommates ...
Posted by goodeveningdarling - 3 votes and 3 comments
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October 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Finally posting new content on Reddit. And we start with a wonderful Snakeboy audio from the pen of @semaphoretowers.bsky.social
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The entire thread is worth reading, more than once. I'm not the best at putting thoughts into words and this thread said it perfectly. Consent isn't something that can be given while drunk/inebriated, and if you're the sober person it's on you to be the responsible/decent person.
Something I think that is worth pointing out about consent, intimacy and engaging with other people in a sexual context:
In many situations, consent at the point of physical intimacy is too late. In these instances the person INSTIGATING intimacy shouldn't be in that scenario in the first place.
In many situations, consent at the point of physical intimacy is too late. In these instances the person INSTIGATING intimacy shouldn't be in that scenario in the first place.
June 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The entire thread is worth reading, more than once. I'm not the best at putting thoughts into words and this thread said it perfectly. Consent isn't something that can be given while drunk/inebriated, and if you're the sober person it's on you to be the responsible/decent person.
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There is no if and/or buts. I was there when this happened. We made it very clear that we would be drinking. We respected his choice to remain sober. He was the ONLY sober one. Consent CANNOT be given when one is DRUNK/INEBRIATED. She was UNABLE to say NO or STOP.
June 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
There is no if and/or buts. I was there when this happened. We made it very clear that we would be drinking. We respected his choice to remain sober. He was the ONLY sober one. Consent CANNOT be given when one is DRUNK/INEBRIATED. She was UNABLE to say NO or STOP.
The gif broke, so have another great quote instead by Biff lol.
May 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The gif broke, so have another great quote instead by Biff lol.
Post a gif you can hear.
Seeing Pandita's gif made me have to share this one. Biff Tannen is one of the greatest movie shitheads of all time. Not to mention Thomas F. Wilson crushing it playing all the different variations of the character.
Seeing Pandita's gif made me have to share this one. Biff Tannen is one of the greatest movie shitheads of all time. Not to mention Thomas F. Wilson crushing it playing all the different variations of the character.
May 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Post a gif you can hear.
Seeing Pandita's gif made me have to share this one. Biff Tannen is one of the greatest movie shitheads of all time. Not to mention Thomas F. Wilson crushing it playing all the different variations of the character.
Seeing Pandita's gif made me have to share this one. Biff Tannen is one of the greatest movie shitheads of all time. Not to mention Thomas F. Wilson crushing it playing all the different variations of the character.
On today’s episode of “Cooking with Bard”: Care for a sweet tooth breakfast? ❤️ Chocolate pancakes with a chocolate ganache sauce, topped with some powdered sugar. Definitely one for the chocolate lovers lol.
Something something we’re gonna need the carbs/sugar something something.
Something something we’re gonna need the carbs/sugar something something.
May 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
On today’s episode of “Cooking with Bard”: Care for a sweet tooth breakfast? ❤️ Chocolate pancakes with a chocolate ganache sauce, topped with some powdered sugar. Definitely one for the chocolate lovers lol.
Something something we’re gonna need the carbs/sugar something something.
Something something we’re gonna need the carbs/sugar something something.
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Just a little "I miss you" with some background... ambiance.🤭 Only 5:20 long so good to sneak in anywhere.
#NSFWAudio
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#NSFWAudio
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March 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Just a little "I miss you" with some background... ambiance.🤭 Only 5:20 long so good to sneak in anywhere.
#NSFWAudio
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#NSFWAudio
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"how Old are u ?" - Young enough that I know some dank memes, and old enough that I can throw out my back by sneezing too aggressively.
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'@canadianb3ard'
how Old are u ?
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March 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"how Old are u ?" - Young enough that I know some dank memes, and old enough that I can throw out my back by sneezing too aggressively.
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This is art in its purest form.
I always knew that Tom Nook guy was into shady business.
I always knew that Tom Nook guy was into shady business.
🍃 Have you ever wanted to suck Tom Nook's dick? 🍃
✍🏽 Me neither but here's an audio about that written by @winterized.bsky.social ✍🏽
🔗: www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
💅🏽 And yes, I did it in Animalese. I'm an ACTOR 💅🏽
✍🏽 Me neither but here's an audio about that written by @winterized.bsky.social ✍🏽
🔗: www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
💅🏽 And yes, I did it in Animalese. I'm an ACTOR 💅🏽
March 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This is art in its purest form.
I always knew that Tom Nook guy was into shady business.
I always knew that Tom Nook guy was into shady business.
On tonight’s episode of “Bard Cooks”, we have Glazed Meatloaf, mashed potatoes and corn for dinner. On my hubby resume I guess I can add “will cook meals at unhinged hours (this was ready at approx 11pm lol)”
March 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
On tonight’s episode of “Bard Cooks”, we have Glazed Meatloaf, mashed potatoes and corn for dinner. On my hubby resume I guess I can add “will cook meals at unhinged hours (this was ready at approx 11pm lol)”
Going to be hosting a little AMA to celebrate 300 followers and a belated 2 year cake day! Check out the post if you're interested! <3
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[Mature Content] From Canadian_B3ard's profile on Reddit: Belated 2 year cake day & 300 followers! Thank you so much - AMA Announcement
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February 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Going to be hosting a little AMA to celebrate 300 followers and a belated 2 year cake day! Check out the post if you're interested! <3
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Movies you’ve watched more than 6 times, using only gifs.
February 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Movies you’ve watched more than 6 times, using only gifs.
Quote this with a real world place name that sounds like a porn Parody title. *inhales *
Come By Chance, Newfoundland
Dildo, NFLD
Conception Bay, NFLD
Blow Me Down, NFLD
Virgin Cove, NFLD
Crotch Lake, Ontario
Meat Cove, Nova Scotia
Nut Mountain, SK
Spread Eagle, NFLD
Ball’s Falls, ON
Big Beaver, SK
Come By Chance, Newfoundland
Dildo, NFLD
Conception Bay, NFLD
Blow Me Down, NFLD
Virgin Cove, NFLD
Crotch Lake, Ontario
Meat Cove, Nova Scotia
Nut Mountain, SK
Spread Eagle, NFLD
Ball’s Falls, ON
Big Beaver, SK
quote this with a real world place name that sounds like a porn parody title
Mt Blowhard, Australia
Mt Blowhard, Australia
Nervous Knob, New Zealand
February 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Quote this with a real world place name that sounds like a porn Parody title. *inhales *
Come By Chance, Newfoundland
Dildo, NFLD
Conception Bay, NFLD
Blow Me Down, NFLD
Virgin Cove, NFLD
Crotch Lake, Ontario
Meat Cove, Nova Scotia
Nut Mountain, SK
Spread Eagle, NFLD
Ball’s Falls, ON
Big Beaver, SK
Come By Chance, Newfoundland
Dildo, NFLD
Conception Bay, NFLD
Blow Me Down, NFLD
Virgin Cove, NFLD
Crotch Lake, Ontario
Meat Cove, Nova Scotia
Nut Mountain, SK
Spread Eagle, NFLD
Ball’s Falls, ON
Big Beaver, SK
On today’s episode of Bard cooks (or bakes in this case): We have cinnamon roll blondies with cream cheese icing! Also going to share a picture of banana bread that I made earlier in the week.
February 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
On today’s episode of Bard cooks (or bakes in this case): We have cinnamon roll blondies with cream cheese icing! Also going to share a picture of banana bread that I made earlier in the week.
Saw a bunch of these, thought I’d share mine as well. I’m a bit of a giant. 😅
February 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Saw a bunch of these, thought I’d share mine as well. I’m a bit of a giant. 😅
On tonight’s episode of Bard cooks, we have Loco Moco!
For anyone who’s not had the joy of eating this: Loco Moco is a Hawaiian dish featuring a fried beef patty on a bed of white rice, with beef gravy, finished with fried eggs and garnished with green onions.
For anyone who’s not had the joy of eating this: Loco Moco is a Hawaiian dish featuring a fried beef patty on a bed of white rice, with beef gravy, finished with fried eggs and garnished with green onions.
February 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
On tonight’s episode of Bard cooks, we have Loco Moco!
For anyone who’s not had the joy of eating this: Loco Moco is a Hawaiian dish featuring a fried beef patty on a bed of white rice, with beef gravy, finished with fried eggs and garnished with green onions.
For anyone who’s not had the joy of eating this: Loco Moco is a Hawaiian dish featuring a fried beef patty on a bed of white rice, with beef gravy, finished with fried eggs and garnished with green onions.
I normally don't share my Throne on my timeline, but it's my birthday this week so I'm just going to leave it here in case anyone wants to contribute to something on my wish list. (Not required of course, and please only do so if you have the disposable income. ❤️)
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Throne | Canadian_B3ard | My Wishlist
Send Canadian_B3ard gifts via Throne. Browse Canadian_B3ard's favorite products listed on their Throne Wishlist via throne.com.
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January 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I normally don't share my Throne on my timeline, but it's my birthday this week so I'm just going to leave it here in case anyone wants to contribute to something on my wish list. (Not required of course, and please only do so if you have the disposable income. ❤️)
throne.com/canadian_b3ard
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If you see this post a gif from one of your comfort shows
Watched this show a lot when I was a kid. Always put a smile on my face. It’s also where I got “Keep your stick on the ice!” from.
Watched this show a lot when I was a kid. Always put a smile on my face. It’s also where I got “Keep your stick on the ice!” from.
January 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you see this post a gif from one of your comfort shows
Watched this show a lot when I was a kid. Always put a smile on my face. It’s also where I got “Keep your stick on the ice!” from.
Watched this show a lot when I was a kid. Always put a smile on my face. It’s also where I got “Keep your stick on the ice!” from.
Written by @xsilentxwordsmith.bsky.social
M4F "Caught"
cw: pillow humping, mentions of breeding, names: princess, angel
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Hope you enjoy! ❤️
M4F "Caught"
cw: pillow humping, mentions of breeding, names: princess, angel
hotaudio.net/u/Canadian_B...
Hope you enjoy! ❤️
January 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Written by @xsilentxwordsmith.bsky.social
M4F "Caught"
cw: pillow humping, mentions of breeding, names: princess, angel
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Hope you enjoy! ❤️
M4F "Caught"
cw: pillow humping, mentions of breeding, names: princess, angel
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Hope you enjoy! ❤️
Not going to lie, as a Canadian this made me tear up with joy. They officially announced that they are putting Terry Fox on the next $5 bill. He's a national hero and if anyone deserves to (finally) be on our currency it's him.
globalnews.ca/news/1092101...
globalnews.ca/news/1092101...
Canadian icon Terry Fox will soon be on the $5 bill | Globalnews.ca
The federal government said in its Fall Economic Statement that this was being done to inspire more Canadians to give $5 to the cause that Terry Fox championed.
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December 20, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Not going to lie, as a Canadian this made me tear up with joy. They officially announced that they are putting Terry Fox on the next $5 bill. He's a national hero and if anyone deserves to (finally) be on our currency it's him.
globalnews.ca/news/1092101...
globalnews.ca/news/1092101...
NEW AUDIO!
(TW: Rape)
"It’s happening again. You awaken, but you don’t. You’re pinned down in the darkness, unable to move, when you realize that the demon in the corner isn’t just watching this time. Tonight, he wants more."
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(TW: Rape)
"It’s happening again. You awaken, but you don’t. You’re pinned down in the darkness, unable to move, when you realize that the demon in the corner isn’t just watching this time. Tonight, he wants more."
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[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [M4F] [Script Fill] Pinned and Fucked by your Sleep Paralysis Demon [Rape] [Somnophilia] [Sleep Paralysis] [Night Terror] [Size Difference]...
Posted by Canadian_B3ard - 6 votes and 2 comments
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December 14, 2024 at 2:13 AM
NEW AUDIO!
(TW: Rape)
"It’s happening again. You awaken, but you don’t. You’re pinned down in the darkness, unable to move, when you realize that the demon in the corner isn’t just watching this time. Tonight, he wants more."
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(TW: Rape)
"It’s happening again. You awaken, but you don’t. You’re pinned down in the darkness, unable to move, when you realize that the demon in the corner isn’t just watching this time. Tonight, he wants more."
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So I got a new desk and put it together today. I just wanted to share this picture here to make the artists’ eyes twitch because WTF is with the perspective (I think that’s the term) of the desk in this picture?😂
It looks like one of those illusion photos.
It looks like one of those illusion photos.
December 1, 2024 at 8:39 AM
So I got a new desk and put it together today. I just wanted to share this picture here to make the artists’ eyes twitch because WTF is with the perspective (I think that’s the term) of the desk in this picture?😂
It looks like one of those illusion photos.
It looks like one of those illusion photos.
It was tough to choose, but I had to represent Canada with this one, so many classic songs on this album.
November 22, 2024 at 3:48 AM
It was tough to choose, but I had to represent Canada with this one, so many classic songs on this album.
Happy Doughvember! <3
My contribution, a script fill written by the wonderful @missywri1es.bsky.social
The Whisk-y Business Of Buying A Kitchen
Hope you like getting bread in a kitchen showroom. Sexiness and puns abound! Hope you enjoy! <3
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My contribution, a script fill written by the wonderful @missywri1es.bsky.social
The Whisk-y Business Of Buying A Kitchen
Hope you like getting bread in a kitchen showroom. Sexiness and puns abound! Hope you enjoy! <3
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Reddit - Dive into anything
Gonewildaudio is a place to submit naughty recordings of yourself alone or with your consenting partner(s). We only accept submissions of audio.
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November 22, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Happy Doughvember! <3
My contribution, a script fill written by the wonderful @missywri1es.bsky.social
The Whisk-y Business Of Buying A Kitchen
Hope you like getting bread in a kitchen showroom. Sexiness and puns abound! Hope you enjoy! <3
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
My contribution, a script fill written by the wonderful @missywri1es.bsky.social
The Whisk-y Business Of Buying A Kitchen
Hope you like getting bread in a kitchen showroom. Sexiness and puns abound! Hope you enjoy! <3
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
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Notice that women are coming out in force to support men after someone tweeted something incendiary.
Women always have men's backs in this community.
Women always have men's backs in this community.
November 20, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Notice that women are coming out in force to support men after someone tweeted something incendiary.
Women always have men's backs in this community.
Women always have men's backs in this community.