@canada2011.bsky.social
They have always been the most introspective members of the breakfast team.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
They have always been the most introspective members of the breakfast team.
I think the Foo Fighters and the Goo Goo Dolls should form a supergroup called the Foo Goo Doll Fighters.
October 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think the Foo Fighters and the Goo Goo Dolls should form a supergroup called the Foo Goo Doll Fighters.
I feel like someone should check on @jimmyfallon.bsky.social just to make sure he’s ok.
September 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I feel like someone should check on @jimmyfallon.bsky.social just to make sure he’s ok.
It’s like the last days of the Roman Empire except now everyone has guns and the emperor also has nukes
September 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It’s like the last days of the Roman Empire except now everyone has guns and the emperor also has nukes
I’m only 80% sure Tilda Swinton and Cate Blanchett are different people
September 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m only 80% sure Tilda Swinton and Cate Blanchett are different people
A new post on Substack: The Battle is Lost.
The Battle is Lost
I want to share with other parents something I’ve come to learn.
open.substack.com
September 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
A new post on Substack: The Battle is Lost.
Mrs. Schrödinger approached the casket slowly. She leaned down, as if to give her husband one final kiss. Instead, she turned her ear to the polished wood. She knocked on the lid with her tiny hand. After a moment, she rose, shrugged, and returned to her seat.
August 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Mrs. Schrödinger approached the casket slowly. She leaned down, as if to give her husband one final kiss. Instead, she turned her ear to the polished wood. She knocked on the lid with her tiny hand. After a moment, she rose, shrugged, and returned to her seat.
If Vladimir Putin became an NFL kicker we could call him Bootin’ Putin and I think that would be so much better on every level
August 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If Vladimir Putin became an NFL kicker we could call him Bootin’ Putin and I think that would be so much better on every level
Near-constant thunderstorms on this season of Bachelor in Paradise.
God: Do I need to send locusts to stop this? Or frogs? Because I will do it.
God: Do I need to send locusts to stop this? Or frogs? Because I will do it.
August 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Near-constant thunderstorms on this season of Bachelor in Paradise.
God: Do I need to send locusts to stop this? Or frogs? Because I will do it.
God: Do I need to send locusts to stop this? Or frogs? Because I will do it.
The problem with exercise is that weights are surprisingly heavy, and when you’re done, they’re still in the same place as when you started.
August 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The problem with exercise is that weights are surprisingly heavy, and when you’re done, they’re still in the same place as when you started.
A dog giving you a disappointed look might be the worse thing there is.
July 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A dog giving you a disappointed look might be the worse thing there is.
Of Kate Bush and Petrichor
1992 saw the summer that wasn’t.
open.substack.com
July 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Threshold. Threshhold. Frankly they both look wrong so I don’t know.
July 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Threshold. Threshhold. Frankly they both look wrong so I don’t know.
So when you say “No diggity” do you mean, like, none at all? Because I’m not sure I’m on board with absolutely zero diggity.
June 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
So when you say “No diggity” do you mean, like, none at all? Because I’m not sure I’m on board with absolutely zero diggity.
Hey all, if you’re interested, I’m on the Substack at bullshannon.substack.com getting back into writing after a brief four-decade hiatus.
Bull Shannon | Substack
Click to read Bull Shannon, a Substack publication. Launched 7 hours ago.
bullshannon.substack.com
June 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hey all, if you’re interested, I’m on the Substack at bullshannon.substack.com getting back into writing after a brief four-decade hiatus.
It’s a good sign when you finish a book and realize you’ll genuinely miss the characters. #albatross by Terry Fallis. A nice, light read with a good message.
June 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It’s a good sign when you finish a book and realize you’ll genuinely miss the characters. #albatross by Terry Fallis. A nice, light read with a good message.
May 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When you look around and realize you might be inside a Microsoft wallpaper. Brúarfoss, Iceland.
April 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
When you look around and realize you might be inside a Microsoft wallpaper. Brúarfoss, Iceland.
Reposted
“Look Mommy, it’s Kitty!”
“It can’t be...”
“You said that Kitty was in Heaven!”
*whispering* “I buried you myself.”
“What’s wrong with Kitty, Mommy?”
“Take your sister and go inside.”
“But, Mommy-“
“Right now, Sarah!”
“It can’t be...”
“You said that Kitty was in Heaven!”
*whispering* “I buried you myself.”
“What’s wrong with Kitty, Mommy?”
“Take your sister and go inside.”
“But, Mommy-“
“Right now, Sarah!”
March 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“Look Mommy, it’s Kitty!”
“It can’t be...”
“You said that Kitty was in Heaven!”
*whispering* “I buried you myself.”
“What’s wrong with Kitty, Mommy?”
“Take your sister and go inside.”
“But, Mommy-“
“Right now, Sarah!”
“It can’t be...”
“You said that Kitty was in Heaven!”
*whispering* “I buried you myself.”
“What’s wrong with Kitty, Mommy?”
“Take your sister and go inside.”
“But, Mommy-“
“Right now, Sarah!”
@retired-librarian.bsky.social on the point of stopping to reread especially good passages, this is from the novel I mentioned earlier. Good writing is, sometimes unfortunately, timeless:
February 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
@retired-librarian.bsky.social on the point of stopping to reread especially good passages, this is from the novel I mentioned earlier. Good writing is, sometimes unfortunately, timeless:
I don’t know if I’m just getting better at picking accounts to follow, but the temperature and quality on Bluesky is so much nicer than the other one. I actually enjoy coming here. @bsky.app
February 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I don’t know if I’m just getting better at picking accounts to follow, but the temperature and quality on Bluesky is so much nicer than the other one. I actually enjoy coming here. @bsky.app