Camry Diaz
@camrydiaz.bsky.social
Becker? I hardly Frasier!
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Tony Smehrik
I can up my typing test speed 5-10wpm if I'm typing the "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me" copypasta
March 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can up my typing test speed 5-10wpm if I'm typing the "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me" copypasta
telling confused gen Z that the course of world history was radically altered in 2000 by the presence of pregnant chads in Florida
March 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
telling confused gen Z that the course of world history was radically altered in 2000 by the presence of pregnant chads in Florida
A thing about conspiracy theorists is that they pathologically cannot take a W
If any nutty stuff ever comes true, they pivot. It isn't special knowledge that only they hold when it becomes publicly accepted or comes to fruition in any way
It's a fairy tale mindset and fairy tales can't be true /1
If any nutty stuff ever comes true, they pivot. It isn't special knowledge that only they hold when it becomes publicly accepted or comes to fruition in any way
It's a fairy tale mindset and fairy tales can't be true /1
February 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
A thing about conspiracy theorists is that they pathologically cannot take a W
If any nutty stuff ever comes true, they pivot. It isn't special knowledge that only they hold when it becomes publicly accepted or comes to fruition in any way
It's a fairy tale mindset and fairy tales can't be true /1
If any nutty stuff ever comes true, they pivot. It isn't special knowledge that only they hold when it becomes publicly accepted or comes to fruition in any way
It's a fairy tale mindset and fairy tales can't be true /1
This morning my dreams told me, "wake up sheeple" - but then I got up because of woke
January 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This morning my dreams told me, "wake up sheeple" - but then I got up because of woke
Can someone let me know when Ross Ulbricht is on BlueSky? Thanks
January 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Can someone let me know when Ross Ulbricht is on BlueSky? Thanks
unfortunately I'm naming my first-born Alopecia
On FB I said I'd call my firstborn Superunknown, but I'd also go for "In Times New Roman..." as well, curious what others would have 🤭
January 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
unfortunately I'm naming my first-born Alopecia
Between Rednote and BlueSky I don't even feel like going on TikTok or Instagram anymore. This whole TikTok shutdown farce was a little too much
January 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Between Rednote and BlueSky I don't even feel like going on TikTok or Instagram anymore. This whole TikTok shutdown farce was a little too much
When I was a little kid I watched The Elephant Man a few times and decided I'd start sleeping half-sitting up. The Twin Peaks theme song meant it was my bed time on Thursdays. I saw Eraserhead but I didn't get it.
So thanks, David Lynch, for whatever you did to my childhood development. RIP
So thanks, David Lynch, for whatever you did to my childhood development. RIP
January 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
When I was a little kid I watched The Elephant Man a few times and decided I'd start sleeping half-sitting up. The Twin Peaks theme song meant it was my bed time on Thursdays. I saw Eraserhead but I didn't get it.
So thanks, David Lynch, for whatever you did to my childhood development. RIP
So thanks, David Lynch, for whatever you did to my childhood development. RIP
Reposted by Camry Diaz
The traditional Israeli pre-ceasefire bombing spree. To be followed by the traditional Israeli post-ceasefire bombing spree.
BREAKING: At least 5 Palestinians have been killed in new air strikes on Jenin: Ministry of Health.
Israeli military said earlier it had attacked a target in the area.
Israeli military said earlier it had attacked a target in the area.
January 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The traditional Israeli pre-ceasefire bombing spree. To be followed by the traditional Israeli post-ceasefire bombing spree.
in another, better timeline
January 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
in another, better timeline
Trump is from the timeline where people know Smokey Bear by his actual name. He is unaffected by the Mandela Effect we're all experiencing.
January 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Trump is from the timeline where people know Smokey Bear by his actual name. He is unaffected by the Mandela Effect we're all experiencing.
4 years ago I was arguing with a Congressman's sister on Facebook about the "stolen election" as an insurrection was happening. After pointing out a few very obvious lies she believed she said, "You might be right, I hadn't considered that" and that was the last time that ever happened anywhere
January 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
4 years ago I was arguing with a Congressman's sister on Facebook about the "stolen election" as an insurrection was happening. After pointing out a few very obvious lies she believed she said, "You might be right, I hadn't considered that" and that was the last time that ever happened anywhere
Vester Flanagan - the man who shot two reporters and posted the video in 2015 - worked for UnitedHealthcare at the same time as Brian Thompson (prior to CEO) after getting fired as a journalist. He was fired in 2014 and was possibly headed to his old office when he crashed and died
December 9, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Vester Flanagan - the man who shot two reporters and posted the video in 2015 - worked for UnitedHealthcare at the same time as Brian Thompson (prior to CEO) after getting fired as a journalist. He was fired in 2014 and was possibly headed to his old office when he crashed and died
News: Health Insurance CEO murdered in broad daylight today
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December 5, 2024 at 2:25 AM
News: Health Insurance CEO murdered in broad daylight today
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This was the tweet that made me join Twitter which I then barely used in the next decade before deleting it
November 29, 2024 at 5:14 AM
This was the tweet that made me join Twitter which I then barely used in the next decade before deleting it
My friend had a kid named Daniel but they called him Hamburger for some reason, and one time I heard someone call a guy Hamburger at a bar. I asked his real name and it was Daniel. Told him I knew another Hamburger whose name was really Daniel and he didn't care at all. Still bothers me to this day
November 25, 2024 at 4:43 PM
My friend had a kid named Daniel but they called him Hamburger for some reason, and one time I heard someone call a guy Hamburger at a bar. I asked his real name and it was Daniel. Told him I knew another Hamburger whose name was really Daniel and he didn't care at all. Still bothers me to this day
Make America Not Great Again
November 21, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Make America Not Great Again
people who end every reply with "😂😂😂" have a 72% higher chance of having a child who will grow up to be an anti-homeless architecture influencer
November 20, 2024 at 8:39 PM
people who end every reply with "😂😂😂" have a 72% higher chance of having a child who will grow up to be an anti-homeless architecture influencer
With Americans' developmental psychology on the fast decline someday we may see majority without object permanence and we can just pull a fast one and start this whole thing all over again
November 18, 2024 at 10:46 PM
With Americans' developmental psychology on the fast decline someday we may see majority without object permanence and we can just pull a fast one and start this whole thing all over again
The ending of Lost was terrible and answered almost no questions
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 18, 2024 at 2:46 PM
The ending of Lost was terrible and answered almost no questions
I've seen people eat the onion before, but never seen someone throw up the onion
November 15, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I've seen people eat the onion before, but never seen someone throw up the onion
I knew the time was right to leave X and join Bluesky when ⚠Invalid Handle finally jumped ship
November 14, 2024 at 8:05 PM
I knew the time was right to leave X and join Bluesky when ⚠Invalid Handle finally jumped ship
The Onion has taken over InfoWars. It's lovely to see the two most consistent sources of information in our world join forces.
November 14, 2024 at 2:54 PM
The Onion has taken over InfoWars. It's lovely to see the two most consistent sources of information in our world join forces.