kate
@camootes.bsky.social
she/her. queer. adhd. hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. dharug & gundungurra land. everything sunny all the time always. roller derby. secondary teacher. all views are my own.
“One way, Jesus!” said the police officer. “That’s a $130 fine!”
September 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
“One way, Jesus!” said the police officer. “That’s a $130 fine!”
I occasionally see someone I went to school with at the shops. I pretend I don’t recognise them because #AWKWARD, but then I wonder if they’d recognise me at all
September 3, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I occasionally see someone I went to school with at the shops. I pretend I don’t recognise them because #AWKWARD, but then I wonder if they’d recognise me at all
With this final blast of winter, my seasonal depression is kicking in.
I don’t get depressed when it gets cold and dark. I get depressed when it gets warm. Summer sucks
I don’t get depressed when it gets cold and dark. I get depressed when it gets warm. Summer sucks
August 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
With this final blast of winter, my seasonal depression is kicking in.
I don’t get depressed when it gets cold and dark. I get depressed when it gets warm. Summer sucks
I don’t get depressed when it gets cold and dark. I get depressed when it gets warm. Summer sucks
A reason why I completely bombed my HSC is because of the creative writing portion of English. I did not take it seriously at all. Once I wrote a story about Wilson from 'Home Improvement' being a sex pest who had a crush on Al.
August 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
A reason why I completely bombed my HSC is because of the creative writing portion of English. I did not take it seriously at all. Once I wrote a story about Wilson from 'Home Improvement' being a sex pest who had a crush on Al.
It’s been three years since a significant, settled snowfall in the Mountains. This makes me sad
August 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It’s been three years since a significant, settled snowfall in the Mountains. This makes me sad
I had a group of Year 8 girls today be absolutely stunned when they discovered I’m 34. Like, how dare I not look like old!Rose from Titanic
August 15, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I had a group of Year 8 girls today be absolutely stunned when they discovered I’m 34. Like, how dare I not look like old!Rose from Titanic
That feeling when you see someone you used to have a huge crush on who turned out to be a shitty person and they have aged like milk is amazing
August 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
That feeling when you see someone you used to have a huge crush on who turned out to be a shitty person and they have aged like milk is amazing
The latest creation. This was a fun project
August 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The latest creation. This was a fun project
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August 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
“Eat ten souvlakis for lunch then throw up on the bonnet of your boss’s new Daihatsu Charade” lives in my head rent-free
August 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“Eat ten souvlakis for lunch then throw up on the bonnet of your boss’s new Daihatsu Charade” lives in my head rent-free
My kid loves to talk to herself as she’s going to sleep. Her current fave phrase is “Ahh, yum cha. Heaven on wheels” which is from an alphabet book we’ve been reading. She wouldn’t even eat anything at yum cha
July 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My kid loves to talk to herself as she’s going to sleep. Her current fave phrase is “Ahh, yum cha. Heaven on wheels” which is from an alphabet book we’ve been reading. She wouldn’t even eat anything at yum cha
My toddler instinctively knows when I’m having a hard day and just presses every single button
July 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My toddler instinctively knows when I’m having a hard day and just presses every single button
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It honestly does rule how much we revere a guy who died jerking off
July 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
It honestly does rule how much we revere a guy who died jerking off
How many people who voted for it actually like The Veronica’s? #hottest100
July 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
How many people who voted for it actually like The Veronica’s? #hottest100
These are my top ten. My shortlist (lol) had like another 20-30 songs on it. This was HARD #hottest100
July 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
These are my top ten. My shortlist (lol) had like another 20-30 songs on it. This was HARD #hottest100
July 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
It’s been fascinating to see the generational divide with what songs are in this countdown #hottest100
July 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
It’s been fascinating to see the generational divide with what songs are in this countdown #hottest100
I’ve so far had one song from my top ten… but 9 songs from my shortlist #hottest100
July 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I’ve so far had one song from my top ten… but 9 songs from my shortlist #hottest100
As always, I’m yelling “WHY IS THIS NOT HIGHER” at most of the songs so far #Hottest100
July 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
As always, I’m yelling “WHY IS THIS NOT HIGHER” at most of the songs so far #Hottest100
Hottest 100 of Australian songs lessssssgo
July 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hottest 100 of Australian songs lessssssgo
This gremlin (aka Evie) loves sitting on the kitchen bench. Especially on the pile of random shit I leave there. She’s super chuffed that I put some fabric there this afternoon
July 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
This gremlin (aka Evie) loves sitting on the kitchen bench. Especially on the pile of random shit I leave there. She’s super chuffed that I put some fabric there this afternoon
Hey so I’m kinda around still (to the one person that was wondering). I just have a 3 year old (lolwut progression of time is wild) and zero time to post. Plus my updates would be dull as dishwater
July 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Hey so I’m kinda around still (to the one person that was wondering). I just have a 3 year old (lolwut progression of time is wild) and zero time to post. Plus my updates would be dull as dishwater
My kid has a Jellycat bunny that she LOVES, so I decided to try to make one. Enter this purple freak. It’s so messy and the seams aren’t straight but she loves it so much
June 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My kid has a Jellycat bunny that she LOVES, so I decided to try to make one. Enter this purple freak. It’s so messy and the seams aren’t straight but she loves it so much
I’m about to officiate my 250th game of #rollerderby!
June 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m about to officiate my 250th game of #rollerderby!
At school today there was an incident involving hot sauce. Multiple kids got sick from eating it. One kid had sore eyes because they touched their eyes after the sauce.
I’ll let you guess the year and gender of those involved
I’ll let you guess the year and gender of those involved
June 6, 2025 at 9:08 AM
At school today there was an incident involving hot sauce. Multiple kids got sick from eating it. One kid had sore eyes because they touched their eyes after the sauce.
I’ll let you guess the year and gender of those involved
I’ll let you guess the year and gender of those involved