Cam
cammentary.bsky.social
Cam
@cammentary.bsky.social
Between Carlton and Carolina, it's been a rough last 30 years..Dad of 2🍉
Been a while since I wrote anything. A distraction from a difficult few months if nothing else.

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The Trojan Horse in Flashing Bails: On Selling the Backyard to Fund the Verandah
“When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight," Samuel Johnson observed, "it concentrates his mind wonderfully." One senses no such concentration in the corridors of power at Jolmont.
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August 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Mooney farming the strike and not giving England a look at the tail beautifully with only 15 overs to go #WAshes
January 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
OH MY WORD. CLOWN CAR STUFF FROM ENGLAND. #Washes
January 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Concerning use of wives, but nonetheless congratulations to our new test skipper.
January 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Someone should have shoulder charged Kohli on the way off. Ideally with the Gatorade drinks cart. #AUSvIND
December 27, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Bogut interrogating Ariana Prather on live tv about "what her and her husband got upto in their room last night" re: his poor first half is just predictably shit from him. She's trying to do her job. Not be harassed by this sentient potato.
December 12, 2024 at 10:06 AM
I feel like I should have posted this from a broken iPad. Real retired teacher energy to this one. #SpotifyWrapped
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My 2024 Wrapped – get yours
2024 Wrapped
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December 4, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Think we can lock in Craven as BOG?
November 30, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Australian flag licence plates. Do anyone other than boomers with a joint Facebook account & newly arrived migrants investing in them as a self defence mechanism to avoid Darren driving them off the road in his Ford Raptor ever own them?

They're tacky as fuck. Surely Big Kev rolling in his grave.
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
A succulent Chinese meal reference on What We Do In The Shadows tonight has been a highlight in an otherwise woefully shitty day.
November 26, 2024 at 9:43 AM
Handscomb in for Marnus. Mitch Marsh to 3. Openers get another test and they can start preparing the PR spiel for Steve Smith's Sydney farewell, please and thank you.
November 24, 2024 at 9:57 AM
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A reminder that the official hashtags for this match are #AUSvIND, #BGT and #CUMvBUM 🏏
November 23, 2024 at 7:29 AM
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Imagine looking back on your career and realising you spent a great deal of time defending sexual predators.
November 22, 2024 at 10:48 PM
If Rob Quiney owns the best 9 you'll ever see on debut, I reckon McSweeney now has the most flattering 10 you'll ever see. That gap between bat and front pad is a huge concern. #ausvind
November 22, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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Continuing a great tradition
November 20, 2024 at 8:11 AM
04 - Roughead
05 - Oakley-Nichols
06 - Selwood/Sellar
07 - Kreuzer
08 - Strauss
09 - Rohan
10 - Gorringe
11 - Sumner
12 - Kennedy
13 - Salem
14 - Clem Smith/Goddard
15 - Curnow
16 - Long
17 - Coffield
18 - B Smith
19 - Worrell
20 - DGB
21 - Gibcus
22 - Wardlaw
23 - Walter...
November 20, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Picked up a last minute ticket to Pearl Jam and didn't realise Teen Jesus & The Jean Teasers on the opening act instead of the Cosmic Psychos. Very happy to tick off three bands off the list in one go.
November 18, 2024 at 7:13 AM
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a different angle of the Marta goal that everyone is talking about
November 18, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Intriguing couple of days ahead in today's Sheffield Shield. If Renshaw can bat for the majority of the day, really highlights a muffed selection process given Bancroft can't buy a run.

Tom Straker also my hill to die on. If he can stay fit, he's going to play for Australia. Deceptively quick.
November 17, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Ms7: "can Santa see inside my body? Because what if I'm doing a poo?"

Me: "Not sure. I think so. You should ask him when you see him at the shopping centre next week"
November 17, 2024 at 2:35 AM
One book - Just Kids by Patti Smith
One movie - Home Alone 2
One album - Comfort To Me - Amyl & The Sniffers
One TV show - Ted Lasso
One game - Super Punch Out
November 16, 2024 at 10:24 PM
People of Bluesky. Let’s get to know each other better. What is your favourite movie?

Quote share your answer only in gif form.

#filmsky
November 16, 2024 at 3:38 PM
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
1. Ted Lasso
2. Shrinking
3. What We Do In The Shadows
4. Garth Merenghi's Dark Place
5. The Wonder Years (both)
6. Freaks and Geeks
7. Buffy
8. Bojack Horseman
9. Blue Heelers
10. Parks and Recreation
November 16, 2024 at 1:00 AM