Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Just made wide rice noodles from scratch for tomorrow’s chow fun dinner. First time making these noodles, and I had to improvise w 2 small loaf pans steaming in my water bath pot. The bottoms of the pans are not flat, so some noodles are a little bit thicker, but mostly I think I got it!

Sign-up sheets from the last 2.5 weeks of touring, each one representing one person telling a personal, true-life sx story at a SmutSlam. Seven cities. Six countries. A heavy bag o’ fuckbuckets (questions and confessions). A full load of magic.

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Here’s where SmutSlam is in March! Don’t see your city? Remember:
- Slams aren’t always monthly! Visit SmutSlam.com for tix out to June.
- Maybe your city needs to join our route. We love pop-up slams!
- We run a quarterly online slam, ooh yeah, remote access.

Stay well as we wander into spring!

A little reminder to all of my creator/performer/culture worker friends: the world needs you, if you can keep going. We have something important to offer in the fight. ❤️🎭🎨✍️

The best landmark at Berlin Hauptbahnhof, and possibly all of Berlin. Ritters definitely missed a tip by not installing a vending machine at the base. I would buy a marzipan square every time I arrive at this station, and that is a lot.

A hotel room that other people pay for is such a luxury. And then for it to have a total of eight pillows feels like unbearable levels of stardom for me. Like, I’ve made it, woohoo!

Of course I need better metrics than this; the number of pillows is not a good indicator of financial success.

I forget what it’s like to simultaneously a) understand most of the language around me and b) not understand any of the damn place names. On thameslink on my way to Paddington, thence to CARDIFF.