Cameryn Moore
@camerynmoore.bsky.social
(she/her) playwright/performer and founder of the Smut Slam international network of adult storytelling shows. Now booking slams and shows through the end of 2025. SmutSlam.com
Staying up all night at Riga Airport so I can catch an early bus back to Vilnius because the flight was diverted because smuggling balloons with cigarettes coming from Belorus triggered closure of the Vilnius airport airspace, Ask Me Anything except wtf decade am I in.
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Staying up all night at Riga Airport so I can catch an early bus back to Vilnius because the flight was diverted because smuggling balloons with cigarettes coming from Belorus triggered closure of the Vilnius airport airspace, Ask Me Anything except wtf decade am I in.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
‘Tis the season to wash dishes to warm my hands until the landlord fixes the dang central heating.
a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
Alt: a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field. It’s Jack Nicholson from that horror movie I’ve never watched.
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
‘Tis the season to wash dishes to warm my hands until the landlord fixes the dang central heating.
Now that I am safely and on time at the airport, I can let myself feel the shakes of having missed my first wake-up alarm and getting up and out the door in 12 minutes. Onward to Vienna!
September 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Now that I am safely and on time at the airport, I can let myself feel the shakes of having missed my first wake-up alarm and getting up and out the door in 12 minutes. Onward to Vienna!
Today was my last deep-dive day of cooking for the next couple of months at least. Came out the other side with enough leftovers and cookies that I don’t have to buy terrible train station sandwiches for my trip to CPH tomorrow. Success! (PS smut slam there on Tues, tell your people!)
September 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Today was my last deep-dive day of cooking for the next couple of months at least. Came out the other side with enough leftovers and cookies that I don’t have to buy terrible train station sandwiches for my trip to CPH tomorrow. Success! (PS smut slam there on Tues, tell your people!)
Can we please wait to “get behind” potential dem presidential candidates until after we see which of them can get to the end of this year without throwing anyone overboard?
August 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Can we please wait to “get behind” potential dem presidential candidates until after we see which of them can get to the end of this year without throwing anyone overboard?
I’m a registered dem, and have done phone banking for Democrats Abroad in the past 6 years, but I don’t think in good conscience I can do that anymore. Considering starting the DDA: Disillusioned Democrats Abroad. Maybe we body-double for an email-writing party. I don’t know. Open to suggestions!
August 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’m a registered dem, and have done phone banking for Democrats Abroad in the past 6 years, but I don’t think in good conscience I can do that anymore. Considering starting the DDA: Disillusioned Democrats Abroad. Maybe we body-double for an email-writing party. I don’t know. Open to suggestions!
Between soup for my family and a nice footlong, the means of resistance has never been so tasty.
August 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Between soup for my family and a nice footlong, the means of resistance has never been so tasty.
Berlin is leaning hard on “fall girl summer.” Perfect for banana bread and canning.
July 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Berlin is leaning hard on “fall girl summer.” Perfect for banana bread and canning.
I do not watch movies in theatres often, never mind superhero ones, but I wanted to see the new Superman because what do you even mean it’s “woke“? (And also Christopher Reeve was one of my earliest crushes, and I want to see how anyone new compares.)
I enjoyed it! Sincerity is … 1/2
I enjoyed it! Sincerity is … 1/2
July 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I do not watch movies in theatres often, never mind superhero ones, but I wanted to see the new Superman because what do you even mean it’s “woke“? (And also Christopher Reeve was one of my earliest crushes, and I want to see how anyone new compares.)
I enjoyed it! Sincerity is … 1/2
I enjoyed it! Sincerity is … 1/2
Just made wide rice noodles from scratch for tomorrow’s chow fun dinner. First time making these noodles, and I had to improvise w 2 small loaf pans steaming in my water bath pot. The bottoms of the pans are not flat, so some noodles are a little bit thicker, but mostly I think I got it!
July 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just made wide rice noodles from scratch for tomorrow’s chow fun dinner. First time making these noodles, and I had to improvise w 2 small loaf pans steaming in my water bath pot. The bottoms of the pans are not flat, so some noodles are a little bit thicker, but mostly I think I got it!
Things I used to love which now I hate:
Dating apps
Cigarettes
Riding a bike
Things I used to hate, but now love:
Being on stage
Liver
Going to bed before midnight
Things I have always loved:
Swimming naked
Learning languages
Cooking
Dating apps
Cigarettes
Riding a bike
Things I used to hate, but now love:
Being on stage
Liver
Going to bed before midnight
Things I have always loved:
Swimming naked
Learning languages
Cooking
July 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Things I used to love which now I hate:
Dating apps
Cigarettes
Riding a bike
Things I used to hate, but now love:
Being on stage
Liver
Going to bed before midnight
Things I have always loved:
Swimming naked
Learning languages
Cooking
Dating apps
Cigarettes
Riding a bike
Things I used to hate, but now love:
Being on stage
Liver
Going to bed before midnight
Things I have always loved:
Swimming naked
Learning languages
Cooking
ACAB but I can’t remember if the Vimes-era Night Watch is covered by that. They’re more like lowercase bastards with hearts of (dinged-up) gold.
June 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
ACAB but I can’t remember if the Vimes-era Night Watch is covered by that. They’re more like lowercase bastards with hearts of (dinged-up) gold.
Sign-up sheets from the last 2.5 weeks of touring, each one representing one person telling a personal, true-life sx story at a SmutSlam. Seven cities. Six countries. A heavy bag o’ fuckbuckets (questions and confessions). A full load of magic.
❤️
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May 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Sign-up sheets from the last 2.5 weeks of touring, each one representing one person telling a personal, true-life sx story at a SmutSlam. Seven cities. Six countries. A heavy bag o’ fuckbuckets (questions and confessions). A full load of magic.
❤️
❤️
ARE YOU IN GERMANY? DO YOU KNOW PEOPLE WHO ARE? I've got four slams coming up in rapid succession here, so if you know anyone *ahem* _suitable_ in these areas, let 'em know!
Heidelberg (April 11) * Mannheim (April 12) * Erfurt (April 16) * Berlin (April 21)
Ticket links at smutslam.com
Heidelberg (April 11) * Mannheim (April 12) * Erfurt (April 16) * Berlin (April 21)
Ticket links at smutslam.com
Smut Slam International
Your guide to Smut Slams around the globe
smutslam.com
April 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
ARE YOU IN GERMANY? DO YOU KNOW PEOPLE WHO ARE? I've got four slams coming up in rapid succession here, so if you know anyone *ahem* _suitable_ in these areas, let 'em know!
Heidelberg (April 11) * Mannheim (April 12) * Erfurt (April 16) * Berlin (April 21)
Ticket links at smutslam.com
Heidelberg (April 11) * Mannheim (April 12) * Erfurt (April 16) * Berlin (April 21)
Ticket links at smutslam.com
Coming this Sunday in Berlin, Das Ist Doch Krank! / Sick and Tired, a bilingual comedy cabaret dedicated to disability, chronic illness, and absurd encounters with the medical establishment. Burlesque, music, storytelling… and we are live-streaming, too! Tix here:
www.eventbrite.com/e/1244652682...
www.eventbrite.com/e/1244652682...
Das Ist Doch Krank! / Sick and Tired
A bilingual comedy cabaret and open mic about disability, chronic illness, and experiences w/ the health-care system. Online tix available!
www.eventbrite.com
March 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Coming this Sunday in Berlin, Das Ist Doch Krank! / Sick and Tired, a bilingual comedy cabaret dedicated to disability, chronic illness, and absurd encounters with the medical establishment. Burlesque, music, storytelling… and we are live-streaming, too! Tix here:
www.eventbrite.com/e/1244652682...
www.eventbrite.com/e/1244652682...
I’m bewildered. My two jars of fig-ginger jam just sealed by themselves. I had poured in hot jam and set to cool before putting them in the fridge. But 10 mins later, I heard both lids pop.
Just sealing up without a kettle of boiling water? Feels like I’m getting away w something 😏
Just sealing up without a kettle of boiling water? Feels like I’m getting away w something 😏
March 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’m bewildered. My two jars of fig-ginger jam just sealed by themselves. I had poured in hot jam and set to cool before putting them in the fridge. But 10 mins later, I heard both lids pop.
Just sealing up without a kettle of boiling water? Feels like I’m getting away w something 😏
Just sealing up without a kettle of boiling water? Feels like I’m getting away w something 😏
Here’s where SmutSlam is in March! Don’t see your city? Remember:
- Slams aren’t always monthly! Visit SmutSlam.com for tix out to June.
- Maybe your city needs to join our route. We love pop-up slams!
- We run a quarterly online slam, ooh yeah, remote access.
Stay well as we wander into spring!
- Slams aren’t always monthly! Visit SmutSlam.com for tix out to June.
- Maybe your city needs to join our route. We love pop-up slams!
- We run a quarterly online slam, ooh yeah, remote access.
Stay well as we wander into spring!
March 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Here’s where SmutSlam is in March! Don’t see your city? Remember:
- Slams aren’t always monthly! Visit SmutSlam.com for tix out to June.
- Maybe your city needs to join our route. We love pop-up slams!
- We run a quarterly online slam, ooh yeah, remote access.
Stay well as we wander into spring!
- Slams aren’t always monthly! Visit SmutSlam.com for tix out to June.
- Maybe your city needs to join our route. We love pop-up slams!
- We run a quarterly online slam, ooh yeah, remote access.
Stay well as we wander into spring!
I feel strongly that the US left needs to get a shadow government in place STAT, if only to provide some basic clearinghouses for information and resources previously provided by the government departments that are being decimated. National, state, and local levels, fronted by… (1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I feel strongly that the US left needs to get a shadow government in place STAT, if only to provide some basic clearinghouses for information and resources previously provided by the government departments that are being decimated. National, state, and local levels, fronted by… (1/2)
So many female posters popping up in my Discover tab write in disordered ways about food, and never have I been more struck at the waste of mental energy owing to diet culture than now, when we need fuel and joy and focus more than ever.
February 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
So many female posters popping up in my Discover tab write in disordered ways about food, and never have I been more struck at the waste of mental energy owing to diet culture than now, when we need fuel and joy and focus more than ever.
A little reminder to all of my creator/performer/culture worker friends: the world needs you, if you can keep going. We have something important to offer in the fight. ❤️🎭🎨✍️
February 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A little reminder to all of my creator/performer/culture worker friends: the world needs you, if you can keep going. We have something important to offer in the fight. ❤️🎭🎨✍️
Tonight SmutSlam kicks off the quarterly Baltic/Finland tour, with stops in…
Vilnius (Jan 23, TONIGHT)
Riga (Jan 26)
Tartu (Jan 27)
Tallinn (Jan 30)
Tampere (Feb 1)
Helsinki (Feb 3)
Whew! Ticket links are all up on SmutSlam.com, let your prrrvy people know!
Vilnius (Jan 23, TONIGHT)
Riga (Jan 26)
Tartu (Jan 27)
Tallinn (Jan 30)
Tampere (Feb 1)
Helsinki (Feb 3)
Whew! Ticket links are all up on SmutSlam.com, let your prrrvy people know!
Smut Slam International
Your guide to Smut Slams around the globe
SmutSlam.com
January 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Tonight SmutSlam kicks off the quarterly Baltic/Finland tour, with stops in…
Vilnius (Jan 23, TONIGHT)
Riga (Jan 26)
Tartu (Jan 27)
Tallinn (Jan 30)
Tampere (Feb 1)
Helsinki (Feb 3)
Whew! Ticket links are all up on SmutSlam.com, let your prrrvy people know!
Vilnius (Jan 23, TONIGHT)
Riga (Jan 26)
Tartu (Jan 27)
Tallinn (Jan 30)
Tampere (Feb 1)
Helsinki (Feb 3)
Whew! Ticket links are all up on SmutSlam.com, let your prrrvy people know!
The best landmark at Berlin Hauptbahnhof, and possibly all of Berlin. Ritters definitely missed a tip by not installing a vending machine at the base. I would buy a marzipan square every time I arrive at this station, and that is a lot.
January 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The best landmark at Berlin Hauptbahnhof, and possibly all of Berlin. Ritters definitely missed a tip by not installing a vending machine at the base. I would buy a marzipan square every time I arrive at this station, and that is a lot.
Smut Slam is international, baby! In the next 2 weeks:
Barcelona (tonight!), Amsterdam (12 Jan), CPH (14 Jan), Odense (15 Jan), Baltimore (17 Jan), Heidelberg (17 Jan), Mannheim (18 Jan), Berlin (20 Jan), Vilnius (23 Jan)
That's not all me, we have a NETWORK. For deets and tix, hit up smutslam.com
Barcelona (tonight!), Amsterdam (12 Jan), CPH (14 Jan), Odense (15 Jan), Baltimore (17 Jan), Heidelberg (17 Jan), Mannheim (18 Jan), Berlin (20 Jan), Vilnius (23 Jan)
That's not all me, we have a NETWORK. For deets and tix, hit up smutslam.com
Smut Slam International
Your guide to Smut Slams around the globe
smutslam.com
January 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Smut Slam is international, baby! In the next 2 weeks:
Barcelona (tonight!), Amsterdam (12 Jan), CPH (14 Jan), Odense (15 Jan), Baltimore (17 Jan), Heidelberg (17 Jan), Mannheim (18 Jan), Berlin (20 Jan), Vilnius (23 Jan)
That's not all me, we have a NETWORK. For deets and tix, hit up smutslam.com
Barcelona (tonight!), Amsterdam (12 Jan), CPH (14 Jan), Odense (15 Jan), Baltimore (17 Jan), Heidelberg (17 Jan), Mannheim (18 Jan), Berlin (20 Jan), Vilnius (23 Jan)
That's not all me, we have a NETWORK. For deets and tix, hit up smutslam.com
All these weird things that people say and feel about eating during holidays, wow, I’m glad I’ve reached some kinda equilibrium about that mess.
December 29, 2024 at 4:28 PM
All these weird things that people say and feel about eating during holidays, wow, I’m glad I’ve reached some kinda equilibrium about that mess.