Cam
@cameronkatz.bsky.social
Woke up today feeling ostensible
September 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Woke up today feeling ostensible
I love looking up transit directions and getting told to walk
August 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I love looking up transit directions and getting told to walk
17 year old Sabrina Carpenter had no reason to be writing “Thumbs” but nevertheless it is a banger.
July 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
17 year old Sabrina Carpenter had no reason to be writing “Thumbs” but nevertheless it is a banger.
Draft LinkedIn Post: “The Astronomer CEO Affair and what it taught me about B2B Sales”
July 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Draft LinkedIn Post: “The Astronomer CEO Affair and what it taught me about B2B Sales”
Me after spending a whole day in my apartment: Bottle Episode
March 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Me after spending a whole day in my apartment: Bottle Episode
Costco chicken bake sticking out of my tote bag but i’m pretending it’s a baguette from a parisian boulangerie
February 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Costco chicken bake sticking out of my tote bag but i’m pretending it’s a baguette from a parisian boulangerie
Anyone who says character actors don’t exist anymore hasn’t heard of Jim Rash. Cast that man in everything
December 26, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Anyone who says character actors don’t exist anymore hasn’t heard of Jim Rash. Cast that man in everything
INT. BURBANK AIRPORT
Toddler: *points at ad* That looks like daddy!
Mother: Who?
Toddler: Him
Mother: David Copperfield?
Toddler: Yeah
Mother: Oh? Okay…
Toddler: *points at ad* That looks like daddy!
Mother: Who?
Toddler: Him
Mother: David Copperfield?
Toddler: Yeah
Mother: Oh? Okay…
December 20, 2024 at 2:03 AM
INT. BURBANK AIRPORT
Toddler: *points at ad* That looks like daddy!
Mother: Who?
Toddler: Him
Mother: David Copperfield?
Toddler: Yeah
Mother: Oh? Okay…
Toddler: *points at ad* That looks like daddy!
Mother: Who?
Toddler: Him
Mother: David Copperfield?
Toddler: Yeah
Mother: Oh? Okay…
I overdid it at the gym yesterday and my body is hating me for it today. And guess what? Imma do it again!
December 17, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I overdid it at the gym yesterday and my body is hating me for it today. And guess what? Imma do it again!
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Lady in a Chili’s: “I want my baby back”
Me: “ribs!”
Police Officer: “sir there’s been a kidnapping can you please stop doing that.”
Me, extra low voice: “barbecue sauce”
Me: “ribs!”
Police Officer: “sir there’s been a kidnapping can you please stop doing that.”
Me, extra low voice: “barbecue sauce”
December 10, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Lady in a Chili’s: “I want my baby back”
Me: “ribs!”
Police Officer: “sir there’s been a kidnapping can you please stop doing that.”
Me, extra low voice: “barbecue sauce”
Me: “ribs!”
Police Officer: “sir there’s been a kidnapping can you please stop doing that.”
Me, extra low voice: “barbecue sauce”
Me when I think about the origin of another failing of contemporary American Society
December 9, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Me when I think about the origin of another failing of contemporary American Society
Sitting at my desk sipping diet pepsi
December 7, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Sitting at my desk sipping diet pepsi
The Ikea wine glasses giveth (can fit a full can of diet coke) and the Ikea wine glasses taketh away (shatter randomly and slice my hand open)
December 6, 2024 at 11:46 PM
The Ikea wine glasses giveth (can fit a full can of diet coke) and the Ikea wine glasses taketh away (shatter randomly and slice my hand open)
Dr Pepper
(like and follow if you agree)
(like and follow if you agree)
December 6, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Dr Pepper
(like and follow if you agree)
(like and follow if you agree)
At the end of the day it really was that her espresso
December 4, 2024 at 5:00 PM
At the end of the day it really was that her espresso
not now babe I’m maximizing shareholder value
December 3, 2024 at 9:26 PM
not now babe I’m maximizing shareholder value
The Oakland airport feels like an offshoot of the fae realm. There’s a darkness behind the eyes of the cashier ringing up someone’s $8 bottle of water. I dare not eat or drink lest I be tricked into staying here forever.
December 3, 2024 at 2:09 AM
The Oakland airport feels like an offshoot of the fae realm. There’s a darkness behind the eyes of the cashier ringing up someone’s $8 bottle of water. I dare not eat or drink lest I be tricked into staying here forever.
IDK if I missed the memo but since when has Thanksgiving been the holiday for you to post your significant other for 2-4 months with the caption “thankful for you”
November 30, 2024 at 4:41 AM
IDK if I missed the memo but since when has Thanksgiving been the holiday for you to post your significant other for 2-4 months with the caption “thankful for you”
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guy who has only seen Monsters University watching Wicked: getting a lot of ‘Monsters University’ vibes from this…
November 30, 2024 at 1:40 AM
guy who has only seen Monsters University watching Wicked: getting a lot of ‘Monsters University’ vibes from this…
I love the millennial driven trend of bars/restaurants attached to mild physical activity which is why I’m announcing my shuffle board restaurant that serves exclusively truffle infused/flavored/topped foods: truffle and shuffle
November 29, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I love the millennial driven trend of bars/restaurants attached to mild physical activity which is why I’m announcing my shuffle board restaurant that serves exclusively truffle infused/flavored/topped foods: truffle and shuffle
Godspeed to all the people going to #BlackoutWednesday tonight. I am going to #Bed
November 28, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Godspeed to all the people going to #BlackoutWednesday tonight. I am going to #Bed
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Taking intro to bugs at UCLA (BIO27) and loudly muttering “Kafkaesque” every time I see a bug on the slideshow
November 23, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Taking intro to bugs at UCLA (BIO27) and loudly muttering “Kafkaesque” every time I see a bug on the slideshow
I love being at home cause where else would my brother and I spend 10 mins trying to explain the lore of the Costco Guys and the Rizzler to my father
November 27, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I love being at home cause where else would my brother and I spend 10 mins trying to explain the lore of the Costco Guys and the Rizzler to my father
Would love to get a glimpse inside the mind of the person who curated the playlist of our commissary
November 20, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Would love to get a glimpse inside the mind of the person who curated the playlist of our commissary
Time to play the fun game of “will I actually share my thoughts on here”…historical signs point to no
November 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Time to play the fun game of “will I actually share my thoughts on here”…historical signs point to no