Got your golden ticket?

He already did both. I mean It's been decades since the rebulican party could be taken seriously anyways, but he's really tanked it.

It's too educational and the gorillas are in cages not running the park.

Yeah I thought for sure America would be undone by an outside force, not from within.

Way better than Katy Perry..

"The Declaration of Independence states that the pursuit of happiness is an unalienable right, meaning it is a right that cannot be taken away."
"The Declaration of Independence also states that governments are created to protect these rights." Does this not apply to transgender people?

We're going to have a lot of private schools or home schooling if that's the case.

There's no bigger market than Swifties..