I’ve had this saved on my phone for YEARS.

Post something random or you'll have an awful November.

Fascist Count Orlock.

Sweden should send their own version of this as their official reply; it’s the only thing such asinine demands deserve.

It gets better.

Post a warning

Irish soda bread. First time making it. #breadsky

The unfortunate reality is that in less than 50 days, the current administration has done such harm to the US that the country will likely not recover from it in our lifetimes, if it recovers at all. I present as an example:

I don’t know who to credit for this, but it certainly isn’t my work. However, it depicts the phenomenon perfectly.

The one good thing about this post is, this is exactly the kind of teenage edgelord pseudo-political stupidity that the character the account claims to idolize would actually say, so at least they’re on-brand.

However, in real life, it makes as much cogent sense as a ventilated condom.

WWE Raw crowd booing Hulk Hogan out of the building reminded me of this gem (we miss you every day, Shieky, RIP).