So are we going with "Clump" as Bill and Donald's "Ship Name"?

I haven't been this sick in years, I feel absolutely wretched. Weird side effect, I would cut someone with a rusty spoon for some apples and oranges. Like seriously, that's all I can think about right now 🤷‍♂️ 🍎 🍊

@trevorlanenba.bsky.social this real???

FROM SHAMS:

Yes, this is real. Sources tell ESPN: Full trade:

- Lakers: Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber, Markieff Morris

- Mavericks: Anthony Davis, Max Christie, 2029 LAL 1st

- Jazz: Jalen Hood-Schifino, 2025 Clippers 2nd, 2025 Mavericks 2nd

If my stubborn ass still recognizes Pluto as a planet, I'm still gonna recognize the Gulf of Mexico as The Gulf of Mexico

Hot Chocolate + Bailey's Irish Cream is legit 🔥

As the late, great Iron Sheik used to say, "Fuck the Hulk Hogan"

I don't know who needs this, but how's your chapstick situation? Is the car Chapstick in the car? Purse Chapstick in the purse? Work Chapstick at work? Home Chapstick at home?
Or did you run out of one and had to take a Chapstick from somewhere else and now your life is in chaos?

Themberchaud is on the tree!

I really want to like Iggy Pop, but I just can't

I don't know who needs to know this, but "Like a Prayer" by Madonna isn't about Jesus. It's about blowjobs. I mean unless that's what your church group wants to sing about, then carry on.

I'll take more expensive groceries and gas over Nazis everytime

Rewatching the entire Walking Dead series, and i forgot how good the opening 5 minutes set the tone for the entire first season

In all my years of life I have yet to see any proof to the existence of "Mountains".

My top 5 Christmas/Adjacent movies in no particular order...
1. Die Hard
2. A Cadaver Christmas
3. Anna and the Apocalypse
4. National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
5. The Thing

The Muppet remake we deserve for the holiday season

Anna and the Apocalypse is a modern-day Christmas Classic

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