Cal Darin (is making adventures!)
@calwritessmut.bsky.social
36 year old Erotica Author, current series "Cinnamon Not Brimstone" -- Demonic summoning with a focus on consent and a touch of Romance!
(He/Him, Bi, happily married; flirty on the TL, friendly in the DMs. Dad, not Daddy)
DMs open for friends!
(He/Him, Bi, happily married; flirty on the TL, friendly in the DMs. Dad, not Daddy)
DMs open for friends!
DRAGON EGG BATHBOMB!
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
DRAGON EGG BATHBOMB!
Claire wrangled all of my friends from home to come up and play boardgames this weekend.
She also got this cookie cake made…
We’re currently playing One Night Ultimate werewolf and I just drunkenly ripped my shirt off my body while howling
So this weekend is awesome!!!
She also got this cookie cake made…
We’re currently playing One Night Ultimate werewolf and I just drunkenly ripped my shirt off my body while howling
So this weekend is awesome!!!
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Claire wrangled all of my friends from home to come up and play boardgames this weekend.
She also got this cookie cake made…
We’re currently playing One Night Ultimate werewolf and I just drunkenly ripped my shirt off my body while howling
So this weekend is awesome!!!
She also got this cookie cake made…
We’re currently playing One Night Ultimate werewolf and I just drunkenly ripped my shirt off my body while howling
So this weekend is awesome!!!
Cheers to one year of being alive after I almost wasn’t.
Thank you to Claire for being a rockstar
And to the nurse working in the house across the street from the crosswalk who ran out and tourniquetted my leg with her shirt to slow the bleeding enough for the ambulance to get there in time.
Thank you to Claire for being a rockstar
And to the nurse working in the house across the street from the crosswalk who ran out and tourniquetted my leg with her shirt to slow the bleeding enough for the ambulance to get there in time.
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Cheers to one year of being alive after I almost wasn’t.
Thank you to Claire for being a rockstar
And to the nurse working in the house across the street from the crosswalk who ran out and tourniquetted my leg with her shirt to slow the bleeding enough for the ambulance to get there in time.
Thank you to Claire for being a rockstar
And to the nurse working in the house across the street from the crosswalk who ran out and tourniquetted my leg with her shirt to slow the bleeding enough for the ambulance to get there in time.
Okayyyyy I’ll bite!
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Okayyyyy I’ll bite!
Dinner tonight.
Who wants me?
Who wants me?
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Dinner tonight.
Who wants me?
Who wants me?
So which of you ladies wants to be fascinated?
October 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
So which of you ladies wants to be fascinated?
Anybody need some arrows?
(Finally playing Elden Ring and it is as amazing as it is frustrating)
(Finally playing Elden Ring and it is as amazing as it is frustrating)
October 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Anybody need some arrows?
(Finally playing Elden Ring and it is as amazing as it is frustrating)
(Finally playing Elden Ring and it is as amazing as it is frustrating)
Claire found this picture of me and frankly I feel called out.
October 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Claire found this picture of me and frankly I feel called out.
So I read Bride and thought it was just sorta okay?
But also once she mentioned that human blood is red, werewolf green, and vampire purple…
All I could think of was this horrifying ketchup thing from my childhood
But also once she mentioned that human blood is red, werewolf green, and vampire purple…
All I could think of was this horrifying ketchup thing from my childhood
October 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
So I read Bride and thought it was just sorta okay?
But also once she mentioned that human blood is red, werewolf green, and vampire purple…
All I could think of was this horrifying ketchup thing from my childhood
But also once she mentioned that human blood is red, werewolf green, and vampire purple…
All I could think of was this horrifying ketchup thing from my childhood
Little bit shy of 11 months ago, I went out for a run and got hit by a car while in a crosswalk.
Nearly bled out on the pavement
They discussed amputation of my left leg.
Was told I was lucky I would be able to walk when I healed.
Running was a big ???
Today, I finished the run.
Fuck. The. Jankle.
Nearly bled out on the pavement
They discussed amputation of my left leg.
Was told I was lucky I would be able to walk when I healed.
Running was a big ???
Today, I finished the run.
Fuck. The. Jankle.
October 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Little bit shy of 11 months ago, I went out for a run and got hit by a car while in a crosswalk.
Nearly bled out on the pavement
They discussed amputation of my left leg.
Was told I was lucky I would be able to walk when I healed.
Running was a big ???
Today, I finished the run.
Fuck. The. Jankle.
Nearly bled out on the pavement
They discussed amputation of my left leg.
Was told I was lucky I would be able to walk when I healed.
Running was a big ???
Today, I finished the run.
Fuck. The. Jankle.
Is that a rigatoni in my pants, or am I just happy to see you?
September 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Is that a rigatoni in my pants, or am I just happy to see you?
So we all know that @feelgoodfairy.bsky.social is brilliant, beautiful, sexy, kind, brilliant, wonderful, talented, brilliant. etc. etc…
And here’s further proof of her skills!
Ordered less than 2 weeks ago for the gremlin based solely off the prompt “RAINBOW UNICORN HAT”
LOOK AT THIS HAT!!!!
And here’s further proof of her skills!
Ordered less than 2 weeks ago for the gremlin based solely off the prompt “RAINBOW UNICORN HAT”
LOOK AT THIS HAT!!!!
August 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
So we all know that @feelgoodfairy.bsky.social is brilliant, beautiful, sexy, kind, brilliant, wonderful, talented, brilliant. etc. etc…
And here’s further proof of her skills!
Ordered less than 2 weeks ago for the gremlin based solely off the prompt “RAINBOW UNICORN HAT”
LOOK AT THIS HAT!!!!
And here’s further proof of her skills!
Ordered less than 2 weeks ago for the gremlin based solely off the prompt “RAINBOW UNICORN HAT”
LOOK AT THIS HAT!!!!
So how did you two meet?
Claire:
Claire:
August 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So how did you two meet?
Claire:
Claire:
Before you fall in love with me, know that it takes VERY LITTLE to persuade me to make you pancakes for dinner
August 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Before you fall in love with me, know that it takes VERY LITTLE to persuade me to make you pancakes for dinner
Sweaty sweat Cal!
(And a rare face pic!)
(And a rare face pic!)
August 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Sweaty sweat Cal!
(And a rare face pic!)
(And a rare face pic!)
So my Terry Pratchett tat counts?
August 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
So my Terry Pratchett tat counts?
If you see this, Quote something pink!!
August 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If you see this, Quote something pink!!
Owwwww
But also FUCK YOU JANKLE! I CAN RUN!
(Please clap- 1.5 miles further and way faster than I’ve gone since the accident! Half marathon may be possible some day!)
But also FUCK YOU JANKLE! I CAN RUN!
(Please clap- 1.5 miles further and way faster than I’ve gone since the accident! Half marathon may be possible some day!)
July 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Owwwww
But also FUCK YOU JANKLE! I CAN RUN!
(Please clap- 1.5 miles further and way faster than I’ve gone since the accident! Half marathon may be possible some day!)
But also FUCK YOU JANKLE! I CAN RUN!
(Please clap- 1.5 miles further and way faster than I’ve gone since the accident! Half marathon may be possible some day!)
Timeline cleanse!!!
Mango and Coconut looooooove each other
Mango and Coconut looooooove each other
July 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Timeline cleanse!!!
Mango and Coconut looooooove each other
Mango and Coconut looooooove each other
(Walks away whistling)
July 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
(Walks away whistling)
Something like thiiiiis?
July 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Something like thiiiiis?
Have a blurry rave fit, as god intended!
July 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Have a blurry rave fit, as god intended!
Something tells me this is not going to go the way they hope…
June 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Something tells me this is not going to go the way they hope…
Okay. Up to 4 miles.
Jankle is no more sore than it just is these days.
Feeling pretty good about that, so have a super sweaty Cal!
Jankle is no more sore than it just is these days.
Feeling pretty good about that, so have a super sweaty Cal!
June 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Okay. Up to 4 miles.
Jankle is no more sore than it just is these days.
Feeling pretty good about that, so have a super sweaty Cal!
Jankle is no more sore than it just is these days.
Feeling pretty good about that, so have a super sweaty Cal!
Longest continuous run since the accident!
Ankle is a bit sore, but okay!
Ankle is a bit sore, but okay!
June 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Longest continuous run since the accident!
Ankle is a bit sore, but okay!
Ankle is a bit sore, but okay!