(He/Him, Bi, happily married; flirty on the TL, friendly in the DMs. Dad, not Daddy)
DMs open for friends!
I forgot how much pure, unfiltered joy it brings!
(Not pictured me hauling the gremlin up the hill on the sled because the snow was up to her knees)
I forgot how much pure, unfiltered joy it brings!
(Not pictured me hauling the gremlin up the hill on the sled because the snow was up to her knees)
- Bookmarks
- Earrings
- Hats
- Bows
- Scarves
- Belts
- Bags
And they're all for sale!
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...
- Bookmarks
- Earrings
- Hats
- Bows
- Scarves
- Belts
- Bags
And they're all for sale!
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...
Not looking for anything myself, but if folks could help out some of my friends that would be awesome.
@feelgoodfairy.bsky.social is amazingly talented and works so hard. Show her some love!
Likewise @girlofthecosmos.bsky.social is brilliant!
Not looking for anything myself, but if folks could help out some of my friends that would be awesome.
@feelgoodfairy.bsky.social is amazingly talented and works so hard. Show her some love!
Likewise @girlofthecosmos.bsky.social is brilliant!
Party Animals and Jackbox starting at 8:30 PM EST
moots welcome <3
Party Animals and Jackbox starting at 8:30 PM EST
moots welcome <3
In keeping with that, I had the INCREDIBLE @oobleckxic.bsky.social draw her in derby gear (with a lil fantasy flair), and then turned it into a baseball card!!
Inducing #114, SCAREATONIN!
In keeping with that, I had the INCREDIBLE @oobleckxic.bsky.social draw her in derby gear (with a lil fantasy flair), and then turned it into a baseball card!!
Inducing #114, SCAREATONIN!
Spoilering because some of this is gnarly as fuck.
As I’ve mentioned, last year I was hit by a car. Someone ran through an intersection while I was in the cross walk.
I had 8 fractured ribs, a collapsed lung, and (doc’s words) a “catastrophic ankle fracture”
(1/2)
Spoilering because some of this is gnarly as fuck.
As I’ve mentioned, last year I was hit by a car. Someone ran through an intersection while I was in the cross walk.
I had 8 fractured ribs, a collapsed lung, and (doc’s words) a “catastrophic ankle fracture”
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Just got accused of being a bot because I used one 🙄🙄
Just got accused of being a bot because I used one 🙄🙄
I finally caved and made one....
Lilac - Lovense | Throne throne.com/lilacvasprin...
I finally caved and made one....
Lilac - Lovense | Throne throne.com/lilacvasprin...
If you’re cold, he’s cold. No matter how happy your himbo looks playing shirtless in the snow, make sure you bring him inside and warm him up properly afterwards.
Each year dozens of himbos are found frozen on Xmas morning.
Don’t let yours be one.
If you’re cold, he’s cold. No matter how happy your himbo looks playing shirtless in the snow, make sure you bring him inside and warm him up properly afterwards.
Each year dozens of himbos are found frozen on Xmas morning.
Don’t let yours be one.
Slip a halter under the tree…
For me…
Slip a halter under the tree…
For me…
Also none of them are asking the important question….
“Who is gonna come looking for it?”
Also none of them are asking the important question….
“Who is gonna come looking for it?”
for every 5 likes = 1 slap
for every repost = 1 slap
I’ll keep this up a full 24 hours and see where it is then I’ll film it to show you all 🩷
for every 5 likes = 1 slap
for every repost = 1 slap
I’ll keep this up a full 24 hours and see where it is then I’ll film it to show you all 🩷
thank you to those who have helped and shared 💛
thank you to those who have helped and shared 💛
I’m a horrible liar.
I’m a horrible liar.
Definitely room for 3. Maybe 4…
Possibly 5 if everyone wants to get cozy.
Any takers?
Definitely room for 3. Maybe 4…
Possibly 5 if everyone wants to get cozy.
Any takers?
Feeling pretty strong!!
Feeling pretty strong!!
(Both were accomplished)
(Both were accomplished)
-Beer coozies with sexist slogans
-a literal gun
-Utility knife made from a whiskey barrel
-Soap shaped like a gun
-Golf tees
-Anti-fart spray
-Underpants you can get your face printed on
-Beard oil that smells like guns
-Leather. Just leather.