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Cal Walker
@calwalks.bsky.social
they/them, writer & theater creature
there's this I guess
it's me, the one theater kid who doesn't really care about the tonys. I know I know I know but have you considered art does not begin and end on broadway please
June 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
oh no its time to hyperfocus on how much I love and miss the homies
June 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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a threesome with Nathan Fielder and Tim Robinson would have zero sex. might not even be in the same room.
April 14, 2024 at 3:36 AM
if you can afford to shop elsewhere but still buy stuff from Shein you should have to keep all of it. Surround yourself in the polyester garbage you're making. Do not taint the thrift stores with it. Sit with your choices
May 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i am sorry for chewing at the bars of my enclosure, it WILL happen again
May 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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One thing I wish people understood better is that there's a difference between "the story was predictable" and "the story followed a logical sequence of events based on the characters and situations that were set up previously in the story."
May 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
i cannot emphasize enough that ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
May 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Say it after me: Chat GPT is not a search engine. It does not scan the web for information, it just generates statistically likely sentences. You cannot use it a search engine, or as a substitute for searching.

Now. Please never use an LLM for information searches ever again.
April 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
manifesting i want fun n cute writer headshots for my birthday
April 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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When you spend money with us, it doesn't send a billionaire to space. It funds book clubs, local rpg playtests, rehearsal space for small theater companies, comic drawing classes, and weird gay little parties.
April 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
if i think too hard I get sad
April 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
you need therapy really badly, of course your dog looks haunted
April 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
massive quantities of japanese food would fix me
April 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I almost forgot to post this, and it's the perfect day for it.
March 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Shocking! Local Man Not Worth Dressing Up For, Actually
April 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
bisexuals??? in MY early 00's TV????????
March 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
my current toxic trait is i like those fuckass leather crowns all the circut gays were wearing in like 2016
March 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I am expanding my window of tolerance for things that are not actively hurting myself or others hhh
March 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
LOVE to skip the afterparty
March 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
if i am anything at all. it's gassy
March 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
yes i am smart!! no i cannot spell!! we exist!!!
March 6, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I wish JB Pritzker a very forehead kiss
March 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM