Pleased to announce that I'm returning to the UK, to continue God's work as a delivery driver for Deliveroo.

Hands up, if you've been booted out of the Church and are looking for a new grift!?!

This new series of I’m a Celebrity is wild.

Remember the time a load of suckers paid for me to go to Disneyland because they thought I was a man of God? Lolz

The best thing about being a pretend Pastor, is that you get free shit from your flock of sheep. Gullible twats. lolz.

Yes, this event was as utterly depressing as it looked.

It was my holy destiny to get up on the stage with President Trump and some of his MAGA goons, then try to get noticed by doing A cringeworthy YMCA dance, only to get utterly blanked by everyone. Praise the gourd.

Please donate what you can to me, in the name of the Son, The Father and the Holy Bitcoin.